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That's Tron. He fights for the User.
Two words, journalists:
Piss. Tape.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It was "feet first" wasn't it?

If the implication was instant wood chipper death, it wouldn't have triggered most people. The idea that Kelly should be aware of, and fully experience the spinning blades shredding her body for the several tortuous seconds it takes to consume her flesh - too much?
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Count me among the "Technically, it's still a class 1 felony" crowd.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
You should know: while a senator cannot be impeached, per se, one can be expelled by a two thirds vote.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A while back, I did a thing, and now it's on its fifteenth release, version 1.2: Patchomator, a management script for Installomator.

github.com/Mac-Nerd/pat...

#macadmins
Release One Point Spooky · Mac-Nerd/patchomator
What's Changed Remove Extra Spaces by @Skinflint in #31 Add appCustomVersion Checks by @Skinflint in #32 New arguments and speed improvements - Version 1.1.4 by @Skinflint in #33 ready for 1.2 by ...
github.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Someone wise once said the point of traveling is not to see other countries, but to see your home with fresh eyes when you return.

The skies above my home don't get swirling, glowing, green flames and shimmering curtains of cosmic light, so that's one point for other countries.

Sauðafell, Iceland
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happily anticipating the heartwarming tales of Red States embracing refugee conservative New Yorkers fleeing the new Socialist regime.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What I'm hearing is that, for a brief moment, baseball was exciting?
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is the National Icelandic Theater building in Reykjavik. This country is punk as fuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@siracusa.social Have you saved any of your "dead" MS mouses? I'm curious to see if I could diagnose and revive one by identifying the capacitor or other component (but I suspect a capacitor) that's gone bad.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Meanwhile, most homeowners need HOA approval to repaint their front door.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I'd say I have gone through fewer nazi phases than the "average" man my age.

Something something Nazis Georg?
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be honest. What has affected you more directly: Government shutdown or AWS outage?
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The generations that grew up after computers and smart phones were ubiquitous are more comfortable using them than the generation that came before, but don't know as much about how computers actually *work*.

This, but "functional democracy".
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday, the Louvre Diner
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Flying to Reykjavik to buy sunglasses is a hell of a flex, but worth it for the pun.
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In the Old Country, there was no Law but the King.

Here, we have No King but the Law.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
When the establishment is all psychopaths, empathy is punk.
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something's wrong with this toast. It tastes like...
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sorry, Chris. Did I miss your big day?
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The GOAT
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
THE BLACK CONE
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.

Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen

1793
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Adding "IT Services Manager, Antifa. 2024-present" to my CV
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
@robwords.bsky.social I wonder why some rooms in a house have English words that just specify their function (bedroom, bathroom, laundry room) and others have more specific names (library, kitchen, foyer) and, I presume, etymologies.

Do you have a video on that?
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Say what you want about the first one, but Civil War II is definitely about States' Rights.
October 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM