Phil
@idefkanymoreman.bsky.social
Writer, critic, gay, smart enough
IG: philipxanderson
www.philipanderson.net
IG: philipxanderson
www.philipanderson.net
The gun stays in the bed when they fuck no doubt
Colton Moore is the state senator for Greene’s district. My guess is he’s probably going to run for her seat. From his wedding …
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The gun stays in the bed when they fuck no doubt
Thinking about the fleece vest-wearing libertarian dad of 2 grown children who tried to pick me up at the Eagle last night, hope his flight back to Rochester today has no turbulence
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thinking about the fleece vest-wearing libertarian dad of 2 grown children who tried to pick me up at the Eagle last night, hope his flight back to Rochester today has no turbulence
I hate a porn where a guy is like "whoa man I'm straight" but then he takes his shirt off and we see a tribal sun tattoo around his belly button, like wtf are we doing here with this casting
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hate a porn where a guy is like "whoa man I'm straight" but then he takes his shirt off and we see a tribal sun tattoo around his belly button, like wtf are we doing here with this casting
All right #catsofbluesky please help me find a home for this precious #tuxedocat stray. He’s very friendly and we let him come inside as of last week because heavy rain in LA. He’s sweet, cuddly, loves humans, is fine with our 2 cats, and would be a great cat for anyone! He needs a home!
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
All right #catsofbluesky please help me find a home for this precious #tuxedocat stray. He’s very friendly and we let him come inside as of last week because heavy rain in LA. He’s sweet, cuddly, loves humans, is fine with our 2 cats, and would be a great cat for anyone! He needs a home!
Not to be dramatic but when I call my doctor and say “refill my antidepressant because you haven’t referred me to a psychiatrist despite me asking and you tell me I need a psych to refill my antidepressant” and they say “no” and I say “I will literally kill myself” do they not get that?
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not to be dramatic but when I call my doctor and say “refill my antidepressant because you haven’t referred me to a psychiatrist despite me asking and you tell me I need a psych to refill my antidepressant” and they say “no” and I say “I will literally kill myself” do they not get that?
keep thinking about Keith Olbermann and how Olivia Nuzzi messaged him, at 18, "out of the blue" and how they started a relationship, and I wonder if he had just ignored her then we wouldn't have this mess and she wouldn't be a journalist, but something tells me he was probably just one path of many
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
keep thinking about Keith Olbermann and how Olivia Nuzzi messaged him, at 18, "out of the blue" and how they started a relationship, and I wonder if he had just ignored her then we wouldn't have this mess and she wouldn't be a journalist, but something tells me he was probably just one path of many
Finally watching Materialists. What is wrong with straight people???
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Finally watching Materialists. What is wrong with straight people???
I showed a friend the bags I was making and he said, “wow, cool, anything to not write, huh?”
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I showed a friend the bags I was making and he said, “wow, cool, anything to not write, huh?”
This is a really good joke please clap
Fuck land acknowledgments. I want to hear a slang acknowledgment.
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is a really good joke please clap
Been making a bag a day this week. Used old striped curtains and have been lining them with discount fabric bought at remainders stores
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Been making a bag a day this week. Used old striped curtains and have been lining them with discount fabric bought at remainders stores
I hate that politicians have become front-facing camera TikTok queens. The cinematography here makes me think Chasten is about to pop into frame and dance to Diet Pepsi...
Last night was a thumping from coast to coast. Across the country, voters rejected chaos and cynicism – and chose leaders who are focused on the cost of everyday life.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I hate that politicians have become front-facing camera TikTok queens. The cinematography here makes me think Chasten is about to pop into frame and dance to Diet Pepsi...
Fuck land acknowledgments. I want to hear a slang acknowledgment.
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fuck land acknowledgments. I want to hear a slang acknowledgment.
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
"I acknowledge the following phrase was stolen from the queer African-American ball culture, that by saying this phrase I am stealing from persecuted trans women, and that I am a part of the problem. That said, 'SLAY, HUNTY!'"
This is why copy editors are so necessary. Who are they praising?
Virginia Giuffre's family is praising Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - formerly Prince Andrew, being stripped of his prince title. bit.ly/4qHbmcU
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is why copy editors are so necessary. Who are they praising?
Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary
I live in Los Angeles but I’m rooting for the Blue Jays because a Canadian triumph with Trump’s tariffs would be fun. (Also I’m from San Francisco and grew up in a Giants household, fuck the Dodgers)
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I live in Los Angeles but I’m rooting for the Blue Jays because a Canadian triumph with Trump’s tariffs would be fun. (Also I’m from San Francisco and grew up in a Giants household, fuck the Dodgers)
Who wants to watch me shotgun this?
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Who wants to watch me shotgun this?
Modeling my new tote featuring Mr Tux
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Modeling my new tote featuring Mr Tux
Reposted by Phil
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
defector.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
Learning how to use my sewing machine: pillows, quilt, and a tote bag
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Learning how to use my sewing machine: pillows, quilt, and a tote bag
These protests are just informal graphic design and copy competitions. Stop making cutesy signs. Get gun training. Read Art of War. Take steroids. Form leftist militias.
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These protests are just informal graphic design and copy competitions. Stop making cutesy signs. Get gun training. Read Art of War. Take steroids. Form leftist militias.
Me and my outdoor kitty, Mr Millhouse Batman Tuxedo
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me and my outdoor kitty, Mr Millhouse Batman Tuxedo
A friend of mine was one of D'Angelo's engineers for Black Messiah, has a grammy for Black Messiah, and he worked with D for about a decade preceding that album's release. So for a decade I'd get fun BTS updates about D'Angelo, and he seemed amazing and one-of-a-kind. RIP to a genius.
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A friend of mine was one of D'Angelo's engineers for Black Messiah, has a grammy for Black Messiah, and he worked with D for about a decade preceding that album's release. So for a decade I'd get fun BTS updates about D'Angelo, and he seemed amazing and one-of-a-kind. RIP to a genius.
I have 3 cats now. My indoor boys and this third one who lives on our porch now.
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have 3 cats now. My indoor boys and this third one who lives on our porch now.