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Big fan of oil paintings and 30s movies. 18+
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‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
"ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history. Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5] Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..." Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?" "Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6] Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?" "In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult." In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey -The Onion
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM