you ever answer a jeopardy question so confidently only to be so wrong (70% of my jeopardy answers)
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you ever answer a jeopardy question so confidently only to be so wrong (70% of my jeopardy answers)
the only reason i have smiled this week is because of my nespresso
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the only reason i have smiled this week is because of my nespresso
nothing like quitting [redacted coffee company❇️] and buying a nespresso. good riddance!
August 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
nothing like quitting [redacted coffee company❇️] and buying a nespresso. good riddance!
i need a secret santa to get me the entirety of simple plan’s discography on vinyl for my birthday
August 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i need a secret santa to get me the entirety of simple plan’s discography on vinyl for my birthday
someone give me a dollar every time i walk by my own car and go oh they have the same car as me
July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
someone give me a dollar every time i walk by my own car and go oh they have the same car as me
hello siri my new freezer will not fit a full sized frozen pizza what do i do
June 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
hello siri my new freezer will not fit a full sized frozen pizza what do i do
my apartment building is totally haunted
June 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my apartment building is totally haunted
arts and craft night at my place but the craft is cutting liners to go in my drawers and cabinets
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
arts and craft night at my place but the craft is cutting liners to go in my drawers and cabinets
in that awkward part of a move where my big stuff is at my new place but my food and clothes are still at my old place. needed dinner that wasnt $20 so i went to the grocery store and got a premade spaghetti and now im just praying i have a bowl and fork here
June 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
in that awkward part of a move where my big stuff is at my new place but my food and clothes are still at my old place. needed dinner that wasnt $20 so i went to the grocery store and got a premade spaghetti and now im just praying i have a bowl and fork here
my store fell apart while i was on vacation (not because of my absence. shit just happened while i was gone)
June 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
my store fell apart while i was on vacation (not because of my absence. shit just happened while i was gone)
anyway got my palm read by @johneltenney.bsky.social on the floor of a hotel lobby. how was your weekend?
June 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
anyway got my palm read by @johneltenney.bsky.social on the floor of a hotel lobby. how was your weekend?
i always have such a burst of creativity after paranormal events. is that because of the environment? being surrounded by friends? surrounded by passion? simply having time off? who fuckin knows
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i always have such a burst of creativity after paranormal events. is that because of the environment? being surrounded by friends? surrounded by passion? simply having time off? who fuckin knows
*changes from my inside sweatpants to my outside sweatpants*
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*changes from my inside sweatpants to my outside sweatpants*
not to be an adult, but i had to buy a new printer today
May 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
not to be an adult, but i had to buy a new printer today
there’s a box of cinnamon toast crunch in my bed and no we don’t need to talk about it
May 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
there’s a box of cinnamon toast crunch in my bed and no we don’t need to talk about it
moving and damn i’ll miss my local dominos
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
moving and damn i’ll miss my local dominos
i don’t want to live on the lake anymore it’s too windy
May 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i don’t want to live on the lake anymore it’s too windy
does my neighbor do anything besides watch action movies
April 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
does my neighbor do anything besides watch action movies
going to the subaru dealership is a serotonin boost because everyone there says my car is cool (they’re right)
April 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
going to the subaru dealership is a serotonin boost because everyone there says my car is cool (they’re right)
not to be a fucking baby but i wish i had people who would come to my shows
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
not to be a fucking baby but i wish i had people who would come to my shows
what do you mean webkinz is 20 years old
March 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what do you mean webkinz is 20 years old
i need… to find a songwriter. i have an idea
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i need… to find a songwriter. i have an idea
my brain feels like soup today. happy saturday
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my brain feels like soup today. happy saturday
i think frozen yogurt should make a comeback
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i think frozen yogurt should make a comeback