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LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY!
Come visit me at @atlcomicconvention THIS WEEKEND!
Haven’t bought your tickets yet? Have a lil coupon code!

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I’ve been slacking posting about this due to ✨the constant barrage of horrors that plague us✨ Joy is resistance & your patience is appreciated 🩵

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bold to wear a maga hat to an airport.
hope his airplane diet coke gets spit in by the entire flight crew.

to all those at cute shoe sales today
i wish i could be there
i cannot afford gas

but for those of you about to rock
i salute you

let it be known i called the white house comment line and asked them to “please stop”

so whatever happens in the future
let it be known

i asked nicely first

on the bright side, we cosplayers will never have to fake the traumatized look in a characters eyes

just gonna be there

I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

“shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times”

thanks larian for my 2025 catchphrase

though i am not a sorcerer and cannot cast ice storm at a pr0test
but *i c e* might STORM a pr0test

ha
haha
h e l p

boomers in 2005: “if you work hard and go to college, you’ll be successful and have a good future!”

me & friends (2025) with childhood trauma, art degrees, and crushing debt, being forced to face the return of literal naz!s:

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.

I think this cartoon sums it up.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

i think today i am going to day drink

This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics

Take mine or make your own:

@plaidshirtpirates.bsky.social hi there! i am from threads and am a normal, usual person who is only saying hi and nothing more (i cannot figure out how to dm, i am basically a boomer)

hell yeah another app to repost my banger old tweets