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I hope you find some peace of mind in this lifetime 🩵
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Some of y’all never listened to music for bad bitches and it shows
How you gonna take on the day listening to woe is me I’m so sad every day
Listen to cocky bad bitches!!!! Cheer mixes!!! SING ALONG HO
How you gonna take on the day listening to woe is me I’m so sad every day
Listen to cocky bad bitches!!!! Cheer mixes!!! SING ALONG HO
The chiefs pissing me off again
This time by letting the cowboys have a good day
This time by letting the cowboys have a good day
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The chiefs pissing me off again
This time by letting the cowboys have a good day
This time by letting the cowboys have a good day
Drinking and doing dishes
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November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Drinking and doing dishes
I think I would rather the chiefs win today
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I think I would rather the chiefs win today
When is Costco getting rid of pumpkin spice bagels
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When is Costco getting rid of pumpkin spice bagels
I just want to sleep
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just want to sleep
I need to straighten up downstairs and I’m trying to think what I can tether her to so she’ll relax while I’m moving around
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I need to straighten up downstairs and I’m trying to think what I can tether her to so she’ll relax while I’m moving around
A little running record. My dog cannot settle, it seems. She needs to pace and whine.
I put her back on a leash to tether her to me again.
So far she’s laid down for ten minutes after trying to leave the room a few times
I put her back on a leash to tether her to me again.
So far she’s laid down for ten minutes after trying to leave the room a few times
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A little running record. My dog cannot settle, it seems. She needs to pace and whine.
I put her back on a leash to tether her to me again.
So far she’s laid down for ten minutes after trying to leave the room a few times
I put her back on a leash to tether her to me again.
So far she’s laid down for ten minutes after trying to leave the room a few times
I need a black dermatologist to let me know how much sunscreen I need on my face because this three finger length rule seems excessive and wasteful
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I need a black dermatologist to let me know how much sunscreen I need on my face because this three finger length rule seems excessive and wasteful
Found out that two of my favorite people at work are projectors
So we’re all three projectors with different profiles but our profiles make soooo much sense lmao
So we’re all three projectors with different profiles but our profiles make soooo much sense lmao
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November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Found out that two of my favorite people at work are projectors
So we’re all three projectors with different profiles but our profiles make soooo much sense lmao
So we’re all three projectors with different profiles but our profiles make soooo much sense lmao
When you’re starting to feel a way about someone you work with and then they accidentally spill coffee on your white sweater
a picture of a man and woman sitting next to a potted plant with the name david written on the bottom
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November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When you’re starting to feel a way about someone you work with and then they accidentally spill coffee on your white sweater
I’m laughing so much because in human design I’m a projector and this book keeps using the term calibrator
Bitch I literally was a calibrator!! In the military that was my job
Bitch I literally was a calibrator!! In the military that was my job
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m laughing so much because in human design I’m a projector and this book keeps using the term calibrator
Bitch I literally was a calibrator!! In the military that was my job
Bitch I literally was a calibrator!! In the military that was my job
I love eagles football ok
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I love eagles football ok
Me: I want a Kelly green Sydney Brown jersey
Sydney Brown: *Doesn’t do his best against dallas*
Me:
Sydney Brown: *Doesn’t do his best against dallas*
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Me: I want a Kelly green Sydney Brown jersey
Sydney Brown: *Doesn’t do his best against dallas*
Me:
Sydney Brown: *Doesn’t do his best against dallas*
Me:
Now I’m here thinking of what I’m going to wear today since we have a meeting
I don’t wanna be too casual but not too boring
I don’t wanna be too casual but not too boring
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Now I’m here thinking of what I’m going to wear today since we have a meeting
I don’t wanna be too casual but not too boring
I don’t wanna be too casual but not too boring
Laying in bed remembering for thanksgiving week we go in at 8 and I should have in fact gotten up a while ago
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Laying in bed remembering for thanksgiving week we go in at 8 and I should have in fact gotten up a while ago
Looking into human design and it makes me laugh that my environment is the kitchen and when offered examples of non kitchen places that scratches the kitchen itch, it mentions art museums and
Girl I love a museum
Girl I love a museum
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Looking into human design and it makes me laugh that my environment is the kitchen and when offered examples of non kitchen places that scratches the kitchen itch, it mentions art museums and
Girl I love a museum
Girl I love a museum
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from suffering eagles fans began, and to suffering we shall return
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
from suffering eagles fans began, and to suffering we shall return
Yea girl this team gets on my nerves
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yea girl this team gets on my nerves
Laying here watching the eagles game with my heating mat on my knee because I’m an old lady
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November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Laying here watching the eagles game with my heating mat on my knee because I’m an old lady
We’re going to lunch today and the location had two cities to choose from, experienced racism in both ( one more noted than the other) I said yea okay might as well go with x city because it’s the devil we know and is closer
And I shit you not JUST THE TYPE YOU THOUGHT YOUD SEE
And I shit you not JUST THE TYPE YOU THOUGHT YOUD SEE
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We’re going to lunch today and the location had two cities to choose from, experienced racism in both ( one more noted than the other) I said yea okay might as well go with x city because it’s the devil we know and is closer
And I shit you not JUST THE TYPE YOU THOUGHT YOUD SEE
And I shit you not JUST THE TYPE YOU THOUGHT YOUD SEE
The bitches you see out and about baaaaybeee
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The bitches you see out and about baaaaybeee
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Preview of the Eagles/Cowboys today at 4PM. #JerryWorld #Cowboys #Eagles #Commanders #Giants #at&tstadium #JerryJones #nfl #NFL #nflmemes
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Preview of the Eagles/Cowboys today at 4PM. #JerryWorld #Cowboys #Eagles #Commanders #Giants #at&tstadium #JerryJones #nfl #NFL #nflmemes
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
I want to take the unnamed dog ( it’s insane for me to think she’s still a puppy at damn near 60 lbs) for a long walk but it’s so chilly out
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I want to take the unnamed dog ( it’s insane for me to think she’s still a puppy at damn near 60 lbs) for a long walk but it’s so chilly out