ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.
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Do people think the election is tomorrow or something because goddamn *we have time to find better people*. We get to crunch time and they wanna make this shitty little argument, fine I guess, but my god *why the hell are they settling NOW*?
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do people think the election is tomorrow or something because goddamn *we have time to find better people*. We get to crunch time and they wanna make this shitty little argument, fine I guess, but my god *why the hell are they settling NOW*?
I am begging one of these people to actually use the word ‘stupid’. Call Donald Trump stupid. Say “Donald Trump is stupid”. Just fucking say it. My god.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I am begging one of these people to actually use the word ‘stupid’. Call Donald Trump stupid. Say “Donald Trump is stupid”. Just fucking say it. My god.
Not if I automate my ‘jerry no’ posts.
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not if I automate my ‘jerry no’ posts.
...we're going to see a substantial uptick in Bill Clinton activity w/ Senators and Reps, aren't we.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
...we're going to see a substantial uptick in Bill Clinton activity w/ Senators and Reps, aren't we.
Might buy a head of lettuce tonight *crosses fingers*.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Might buy a head of lettuce tonight *crosses fingers*.
...okay are these captchas being made with generative AI because it really looks that way.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
...okay are these captchas being made with generative AI because it really looks that way.
Everyone is 12 except Elon who is 6.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Everyone is 12 except Elon who is 6.
…yeah I’d listen to that podcast.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
…yeah I’d listen to that podcast.
I would love it if Angus King were pelted with rotten fruit anytime he shows up in public.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I would love it if Angus King were pelted with rotten fruit anytime he shows up in public.
Conservativism is a project to view the complex world we occupy in as much of a simplified, basic lens as possible to prevent having to think about things, and to that end, the conservatives have nominated the world's most simple man - Donald Trump - as their fucking avatar.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Conservativism is a project to view the complex world we occupy in as much of a simplified, basic lens as possible to prevent having to think about things, and to that end, the conservatives have nominated the world's most simple man - Donald Trump - as their fucking avatar.
I am so tired of this stupid child.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am so tired of this stupid child.
who do what now
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
who do what now
I'm looking forward to this essay.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm looking forward to this essay.
I honestly do not understand how Trump supporters don't find this shit incredibly embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I honestly do not understand how Trump supporters don't find this shit incredibly embarrassing.
"Honey should we invite Benicio del Toro over for dinner?"
*looks at backyard* no
*looks at backyard* no
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Honey should we invite Benicio del Toro over for dinner?"
*looks at backyard* no
*looks at backyard* no
Ron could you give us your honest assessment on how Schumer has been performing in his role.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ron could you give us your honest assessment on how Schumer has been performing in his role.
There better be at least 30 think pieces in the future titled "How America Decided to Let the World's Most Obviously Stupid Man Be President Twice".
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There better be at least 30 think pieces in the future titled "How America Decided to Let the World's Most Obviously Stupid Man Be President Twice".
I'm not so much marveled at the stupid narcissist loving praise; I'm substantially more marveled at the sycophantic fucks giving it to him in the most humiliating fashion.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm not so much marveled at the stupid narcissist loving praise; I'm substantially more marveled at the sycophantic fucks giving it to him in the most humiliating fashion.
We should be able to convince him that Gurnee Mills is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We should be able to convince him that Gurnee Mills is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
You get George Lazenby to introduce the movie, playing a clip from the Bond-death scene, and then have him say "this never happened to the other fellow" and you go right into your title shot.
Easy-peasy.
Easy-peasy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You get George Lazenby to introduce the movie, playing a clip from the Bond-death scene, and then have him say "this never happened to the other fellow" and you go right into your title shot.
Easy-peasy.
Easy-peasy.
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Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
Someone should sell him the sword from Bladerunner.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Someone should sell him the sword from Bladerunner.
i can't go for that
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i can't go for that