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ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.

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Ancient Aliens guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Homer Simpson saying "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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...okay so shouldn't *Donald Trump* know the first fucking thing about how the mortgage markets operate. I would love to have this person be asked how Donald Trump was oh-so easily manipulated by Bill Pulte and how that doesn't reflect badly on Donald Trump.
“The thing that became clear from this latest episode — if it wasn’t already clear — is that Bill Pulte doesn’t know the first fucking thing about how the mortgage markets operate,” one of the two people said. “After publicly humiliating the president with his moronic 50 year mortgage plan it’s safe to assume that his days are numbered.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Bong Joon Ho making two Oscars kiss.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Screenshot of Al Pacino as Michael Corleone doing the "they pull me back" line.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Fyre Festival sandwich saying "Who's laughing now? ACAB"
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Picture of one of the gobsmacked guests:
Pic of the "Oh my god" dude from Troll 2.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' showing the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Itchy has built two machines - a cloning machine and a killing machine - to exact maximum, infinite punishment upon Scratchy.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Questlove doing a fake promo for a fake show called Celebrity Beat-off (from the TV show ‘Community’)
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Okay this is one of the most bananas paragraphs I have read in my life. What in the what?
"The problem is there are people out there who are envious of childhood, envious of kids having fun, people who are just angry at their neighbors," Lieberman said. "[They] want to try to hurt people by putting drugs in the candy. It's a real risk."
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' where Sideshow Bob is saying "But inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)
Troy and Abed (Abed left; Troy right, but it feels weird to type 'Abed and Troy') from the TV show 'Community'
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"The Big Book of British Smiles" from the one episode of The Simpsons.
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The o rly owl in all his nostalgic glory
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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The Patrick Swayze rap tweet: "no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Felt compelled
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Ask not for whom the Vengabus is coming It is coming for thee
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It gave us this and it was worth it.
The Burger Kind 'Where is your god now?' meme.
October 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The critter ball from Critters 2.
October 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Tweet saying: Babe I only posted “where the hoes at” so I can avoid that area
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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OMG
Extremely good face of a good doggo, tongue hanging on, just wonderful
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Prepare for battle
Screenshot from Portlandia. An eccentric group of people walking.
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The Elizabeth Holmes/Sunny Balwani text exchange: Holmes: "You are the breeze in desert for me." "My water." "And ocean." "Meant to be only together tiger." Balwani: "OK"
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Sideshow Bob doing the ‘attempted chemistry’ line.
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Josie and the Pussycats is in the low 50’s on Rotten Tomatoes. A travesty. Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever. Join the army.
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM