Ian Vens
@ianvens.bsky.social
LA-based artist, improviser, writer, comedian by the loosest of definitions.
instagram: @ianvens
www.ianvens.com
instagram: @ianvens
www.ianvens.com
now now, give the fascist dictator some grace
April 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
now now, give the fascist dictator some grace
they haint me cause they ain't me
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
they haint me cause they ain't me
it's been a rough 20 years
March 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
it's been a rough 20 years
brb... having a dark night of the soul 👻
February 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
brb... having a dark night of the soul 👻
hoping google comes through...
February 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
hoping google comes through...
more like nosh-feratu
February 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
more like nosh-feratu
i drop and shatter a giant empty wine bottle in front of a bar full of hostile diners.
me: um, that's good luck, right?
them: dead silence
me: phew, talked my way out of that one!
me: um, that's good luck, right?
them: dead silence
me: phew, talked my way out of that one!
February 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i drop and shatter a giant empty wine bottle in front of a bar full of hostile diners.
me: um, that's good luck, right?
them: dead silence
me: phew, talked my way out of that one!
me: um, that's good luck, right?
them: dead silence
me: phew, talked my way out of that one!
i need my targeted advertising to know i'm not neurodivergent i'm just strange
February 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i need my targeted advertising to know i'm not neurodivergent i'm just strange
Reposted by Ian Vens
Reposted by Ian Vens
Good for nerds gummy clusters ad it’s the best candy innovation we’ve ever had
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Good for nerds gummy clusters ad it’s the best candy innovation we’ve ever had
i guess the main thing i'm into right now is smoking weed and thinking about my mistakes
February 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i guess the main thing i'm into right now is smoking weed and thinking about my mistakes
it sucks that in order to be a grandpa you first have to raise a kid
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it sucks that in order to be a grandpa you first have to raise a kid
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When asked what they were doing, the men said, "Mr. Groove sent us."
December 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
When asked what they were doing, the men said, "Mr. Groove sent us."
found a ham sandwich on the train
January 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
found a ham sandwich on the train
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How you gonna be a bashful nazi? Own that shit homie. You gonna throw up the sign you better ride for it. Cut the coy boy stuff. Have some self respect.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How you gonna be a bashful nazi? Own that shit homie. You gonna throw up the sign you better ride for it. Cut the coy boy stuff. Have some self respect.
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kate bush? what’s next, jake tree?
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
kate bush? what’s next, jake tree?
today someone referred to the great british baking show as my show and it was the softest slam ever
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
today someone referred to the great british baking show as my show and it was the softest slam ever
more like taft-fartley
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
more like taft-fartley
pasta and tapas share 100% of the same letters. thoughts?
January 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
pasta and tapas share 100% of the same letters. thoughts?