Ian Jones
@ianmclaury.bsky.social
If you see this... post a photo you took at sunset
(Seattle, Nov 2014)
(Seattle, Nov 2014)
June 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
If you see this... post a photo you took at sunset
(Seattle, Nov 2014)
(Seattle, Nov 2014)
Many people are saying this is the guiltiest a president has ever been
May 30, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Many people are saying this is the guiltiest a president has ever been
Reposted by Ian Jones
I feel it’s time to rewrite my Rules for Criminal Plots for this new platform.
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
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Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
/1
Say it with me: even if you’re the Indian government, the hit man you’re trying to hire is ALWAYS THE FBI cc @gabrielmalor.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2023/11/29/n...
November 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I feel it’s time to rewrite my Rules for Criminal Plots for this new platform.
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
/1
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
/1