I am too old for this shit
@iamtofts.bsky.social
I am too old for this shit and too young for that shit. An enviable age. 😀
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I spent a little while wondering if it was ok for this account to have the word "shit" in it and then I realised this was exactly the sort of shit I am too old for.
#Iamtofts
#Iamtofts
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If you want a better world, you must behave as if you live in one.
April 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you want a better world, you must behave as if you live in one.
Cat v squirrel.
April 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cat v squirrel.
When I got to the supermarket the strong g&t hadn’t kicked in… but nearer the checkout it had. Friday night dinner. 😋
April 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When I got to the supermarket the strong g&t hadn’t kicked in… but nearer the checkout it had. Friday night dinner. 😋
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This tree politely requests that you don’t use it with an inspirational quote.
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This tree politely requests that you don’t use it with an inspirational quote.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to be the fourth or fifth person to ask someone how their holiday was. 🏝️😉
April 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to be the fourth or fifth person to ask someone how their holiday was. 🏝️😉
Valid.
My biggest fear in life is that I'll crash out of academia and end up in a corporate role that requires me to cringepost on LinkedIn
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Valid.
Woodland walk
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Woodland walk
Allotment joy
April 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Allotment joy
When you’re running late and you just eat the expensive bits of your porridge.
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When you’re running late and you just eat the expensive bits of your porridge.
Last night I dreamed I had to be somewhere at 9.30am - I was on trains and buses but didn’t know where I needed to be. Hoping tonight I might find out.
March 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Last night I dreamed I had to be somewhere at 9.30am - I was on trains and buses but didn’t know where I needed to be. Hoping tonight I might find out.
I have days when I’m interested in nothing much and days when I’m interested in EVERYTHING.
March 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have days when I’m interested in nothing much and days when I’m interested in EVERYTHING.
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social nice one re what you’d erase (Severance style) being a teenage girl/woman in 90s music industry ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social nice one re what you’d erase (Severance style) being a teenage girl/woman in 90s music industry ❤️
The joys of a short break! 😀
Hilary has recovered from her headache and my legs and arms arn't too bad but now I have got a thorn from a thistle in my finger, it's been in since Sunday and its all turned yellow.
March 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The joys of a short break! 😀
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In defiance of international rules, our used tyres are exported to India, to be pyrolysed at vast cost to workers' health & air quality. The government sits on its hands. At @fightingdirty.bsky.social, we want to mount a crowdfunded challenge. Could you help? 🧵 stop-uk-tyre-exports.raiselysite.com
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March 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In defiance of international rules, our used tyres are exported to India, to be pyrolysed at vast cost to workers' health & air quality. The government sits on its hands. At @fightingdirty.bsky.social, we want to mount a crowdfunded challenge. Could you help? 🧵 stop-uk-tyre-exports.raiselysite.com
A word in your shell-like?
Ear-ly beach walk.
Ear-ly beach walk.
March 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A word in your shell-like?
Ear-ly beach walk.
Ear-ly beach walk.
Just noticed this little guy hanging on tightly for another week of who knows what? 😮
March 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just noticed this little guy hanging on tightly for another week of who knows what? 😮
🎵I fried a pear and it liked i - it 🎵
March 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🎵I fried a pear and it liked i - it 🎵
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A gobsmacking story. Water companies let toxic waste disposers, for cash, dump their loads into sewage farms. The sewage sludge is then spread, untested, on farmland, potentially poisoning vast areas, entire ecosystems and the people (you and me) eating the food.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What’s in the millions of tonnes of sludge sprayed on to farmland? The answer won’t make you happy | George Monbiot
Thanks to breathtaking negligence, the liquid fertiliser used to help grow our food bubbles with a lethal cocktail of toxins, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
March 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A gobsmacking story. Water companies let toxic waste disposers, for cash, dump their loads into sewage farms. The sewage sludge is then spread, untested, on farmland, potentially poisoning vast areas, entire ecosystems and the people (you and me) eating the food.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
View from yoga mat. 🐈⬛
March 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
View from yoga mat. 🐈⬛
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Looking back on your life, what have been your "necessary losses"? Here is a superb and clarifying read on the life-shaping art of letting go:
Necessary Losses: The Life-Shaping Art of Letting Go
“We cannot deeply love anything without becoming vulnerable to loss. And we cannot become separate people, responsible people, connected people, reflective people without some losing and leav…
www.themarginalian.org
March 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Looking back on your life, what have been your "necessary losses"? Here is a superb and clarifying read on the life-shaping art of letting go:
Is it ok to have a favourite litter bin? Here’s mine 😀 ✨🪩
March 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is it ok to have a favourite litter bin? Here’s mine 😀 ✨🪩
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Honestly, wouldn’t have got through the past few months without the support & counselling from the Alzheimer’s soc.
Help is there…don’t struggle alone 🩵 x
Help is there…don’t struggle alone 🩵 x
Dementia Support Line
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www.alzheimers.org.uk
March 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Honestly, wouldn’t have got through the past few months without the support & counselling from the Alzheimer’s soc.
Help is there…don’t struggle alone 🩵 x
Help is there…don’t struggle alone 🩵 x
There are two types of charity shop. One where passive aggression gets the work done and one where volunteers and customers reminisce about Babycham. 🥂
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
There are two types of charity shop. One where passive aggression gets the work done and one where volunteers and customers reminisce about Babycham. 🥂