Whenever anyone asks “hey where’s my _____? I respond with “you threw them off in a fit of passion saying you’d never need them again!” Sometimes followed by “Homercles cares not for beans, Homercles cares for love”
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Whenever anyone asks “hey where’s my _____? I respond with “you threw them off in a fit of passion saying you’d never need them again!” Sometimes followed by “Homercles cares not for beans, Homercles cares for love”
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I feel accomplished when my teenager asks me what song I'm playing and adds it to his playlist
January 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I feel accomplished when my teenager asks me what song I'm playing and adds it to his playlist
This month was the longest decade of my life.
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This month was the longest decade of my life.
Not to brag, but I’m getting pretty good at avoiding acknowledging the futility of existence.
January 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not to brag, but I’m getting pretty good at avoiding acknowledging the futility of existence.
It’s another beautiful day in this dystopian nightmare 😎
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s another beautiful day in this dystopian nightmare 😎
My husband just said: “what’s good for your hole is good for your soul….” This is the man I married, people, and the father of my children.
January 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My husband just said: “what’s good for your hole is good for your soul….” This is the man I married, people, and the father of my children.
Things Laura Likes: when snow is sparkly and it looks like your garbage bin is Edward from Twilight. “This is the bin of a killer, Bella”
January 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Things Laura Likes: when snow is sparkly and it looks like your garbage bin is Edward from Twilight. “This is the bin of a killer, Bella”
You guys - Three Henry Cavills are following me…. I think we all know how this is gonna end…. Bow chikka bow bow!
January 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You guys - Three Henry Cavills are following me…. I think we all know how this is gonna end…. Bow chikka bow bow!
Things Laura likes: the crispy crust of a freshly baked angel food cake. Like. I know it’s basically egg whites and sugar. But I’m down.
January 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Things Laura likes: the crispy crust of a freshly baked angel food cake. Like. I know it’s basically egg whites and sugar. But I’m down.
Just chuckling over Saruman laying down sick burns from the top of Orthanc, like a teenage girl identifying their biggest insecurities. What’s that Theodin? You’ve just been crying that you’re not as good as your ancestors for the past half of the film? ‘You are the lesser son of greater Sires!’
December 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Just chuckling over Saruman laying down sick burns from the top of Orthanc, like a teenage girl identifying their biggest insecurities. What’s that Theodin? You’ve just been crying that you’re not as good as your ancestors for the past half of the film? ‘You are the lesser son of greater Sires!’
God only knows what I’d be without you.
a bag of cadbury mini eggs is on a counter
Alt: a bag of cadbury mini eggs is on a counter way smaller than the 1kg bag I found in my stocking today.
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December 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
God only knows what I’d be without you.
Not to brag, but I’m already on my second Christmas Nap of the day. #christmasday2024
December 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Not to brag, but I’m already on my second Christmas Nap of the day. #christmasday2024
Another Henry Cavill fan account follows me. Jealous?
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Another Henry Cavill fan account follows me. Jealous?
The only good thing about winter is that with a hoodie and a huge winter jacket on, no can tell I’m not wearing a bra. It’s the little things.
December 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The only good thing about winter is that with a hoodie and a huge winter jacket on, no can tell I’m not wearing a bra. It’s the little things.
Day 4 of Things Laura Likes: napping in a sunbeam. Cats got this one right.
December 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Day 4 of Things Laura Likes: napping in a sunbeam. Cats got this one right.
Corn dogs. They are magical treats. That is all.
December 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Corn dogs. They are magical treats. That is all.
Day 3 of Things Laura Likes: when your hands are really dry then you put on good hand lotion. Ahhhh yeah.
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Day 3 of Things Laura Likes: when your hands are really dry then you put on good hand lotion. Ahhhh yeah.
Day 2 of Things Laura Likes: Creme Brûlée. Is there any dessert more deliciously satisfying?
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Day 2 of Things Laura Likes: Creme Brûlée. Is there any dessert more deliciously satisfying?
Not to brag, but several Henry Cavill fan accounts follow me on every social media platform.
December 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Not to brag, but several Henry Cavill fan accounts follow me on every social media platform.
Didn’t make it very far into #whamageddon this year. I can avoid the dulcet tines of Wham in my home and car, but you have betrayed me, @canadiantirecorp.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Didn’t make it very far into #whamageddon this year. I can avoid the dulcet tines of Wham in my home and car, but you have betrayed me, @canadiantirecorp.bsky.social
Day 1 of Things I Like: when sleeping doggos dream about chasing rabbits #thingsLauraLikes
December 3, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Day 1 of Things I Like: when sleeping doggos dream about chasing rabbits #thingsLauraLikes
Feeling less like a silly goose today, more like an overly anxious ostrich.
December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Feeling less like a silly goose today, more like an overly anxious ostrich.
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Me to the Earth: you’re so pretty
Earth: stop it, you are!!
Earth: stop it, you are!!
December 1, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Me to the Earth: you’re so pretty
Earth: stop it, you are!!
Earth: stop it, you are!!
Listen, I don’t want to make waves or anything… but The Highlander is a piece of Cinematic gold. #therecanbeonlyone
December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Listen, I don’t want to make waves or anything… but The Highlander is a piece of Cinematic gold. #therecanbeonlyone