Mom: Hey, if I saved these bones for you, do you think you’d use them…?
Me: …uhhh for like *same time* witchcraft—?
Mom: —cooking?
*stares*
Me: Yes.
Mom: Hey, if I saved these bones for you, do you think you’d use them…?
Me: …uhhh for like *same time* witchcraft—?
Mom: —cooking?
*stares*
Me: Yes.
I’ve had this thing for 5 minutes and HAHAH oh. Um, well, it works?
I’ve had this thing for 5 minutes and HAHAH oh. Um, well, it works?
Taking it as a sign I need to take the opportunity to go get tacos.
Taking it as a sign I need to take the opportunity to go get tacos.
We’ll see what gets done, hopefully something, at least
We’ll see what gets done, hopefully something, at least
Her: Mom, do you remember me?
Me: Of course I do, you don’t have to worry about that. Why are you asking?
Her: Well, your grandma died.
Me: 😭😭😭 yeah I do remember that, too 🤦🏼♀️ thanks for the reminder, though.
Her: Mom, do you remember me?
Me: Of course I do, you don’t have to worry about that. Why are you asking?
Her: Well, your grandma died.
Me: 😭😭😭 yeah I do remember that, too 🤦🏼♀️ thanks for the reminder, though.
Bad news is I’m now at the ER treating a severe allergic reaction to god knows what because I can’t keep track anymore
This is why I can’t have nice things 🤦🏼♀️
Bad news is I’m now at the ER treating a severe allergic reaction to god knows what because I can’t keep track anymore
This is why I can’t have nice things 🤦🏼♀️
Its the little things
Its the little things