Glorfindel of Gondolin
@iamnotdannyboy.bsky.social
"Alas! 'Tis Glorfindel and the Balrog".
I finally saw Frankenstein last night. I don't think I was prepared for how slutty and cunty Oscar Isaac's portrayal would be, but I was even more unprepared for how brilliant Jacob Elordi's portrayal of the monster would be. I think he is quite a remarkable actor.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I finally saw Frankenstein last night. I don't think I was prepared for how slutty and cunty Oscar Isaac's portrayal would be, but I was even more unprepared for how brilliant Jacob Elordi's portrayal of the monster would be. I think he is quite a remarkable actor.
Putting these two nut jobs on the same page is actually crazy.
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Putting these two nut jobs on the same page is actually crazy.
It's a fucking chain restaurant that re-heats frozen food.
September 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It's a fucking chain restaurant that re-heats frozen food.
If the President does not like you, he can revoke your citizenship? Did not know that.
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If the President does not like you, he can revoke your citizenship? Did not know that.
Reposting art work I commissioned from my homegirl, @anattmar.bsky.social, on the occasion of her birthday. Happy birthday, my dear!
July 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposting art work I commissioned from my homegirl, @anattmar.bsky.social, on the occasion of her birthday. Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday to me. I'm 35... again.
July 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Happy birthday to me. I'm 35... again.
My fantasy is they all have psychotic breaks and become catatonic because this unit shows up outside their country club.
July 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My fantasy is they all have psychotic breaks and become catatonic because this unit shows up outside their country club.
Oh, FUCK OFF!
June 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh, FUCK OFF!
Jamaican braised shanks are done, served with jollof rice.
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Jamaican braised shanks are done, served with jollof rice.
I'm making Jamaican oxtails today, but with beef shanks. Oxtails have become so expensive that despite the shank being a superior cut, it is cheaper than the tail. Capitalism is full of all sorts of amusing contradictions like this.
June 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm making Jamaican oxtails today, but with beef shanks. Oxtails have become so expensive that despite the shank being a superior cut, it is cheaper than the tail. Capitalism is full of all sorts of amusing contradictions like this.
Soros could do something really funny here.
June 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Soros could do something really funny here.
I completely agree. John Howe's initial design of Narsil was patterned off a Mycenean bronze age sword. Some of the design elements were retained in the finished design.
June 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I completely agree. John Howe's initial design of Narsil was patterned off a Mycenean bronze age sword. Some of the design elements were retained in the finished design.
Fucking creeps.
June 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Fucking creeps.
My "phallocentric" way of communicating is by putting a dick in my mouth, which, at its best, is an act of love. I'm allowed to say this as a gay man during Pride month. My statement is considerably less vulgar than the idea of "phallocentric" communication. Jesus Christ, save me from these clowns.
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My "phallocentric" way of communicating is by putting a dick in my mouth, which, at its best, is an act of love. I'm allowed to say this as a gay man during Pride month. My statement is considerably less vulgar than the idea of "phallocentric" communication. Jesus Christ, save me from these clowns.
Listen, folks, I am gay. I am extremely gay. But this is an absurdly homoerotic thing to say. Being gay is so much easier than this satirical pantomime of alleged masculinity.
June 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Listen, folks, I am gay. I am extremely gay. But this is an absurdly homoerotic thing to say. Being gay is so much easier than this satirical pantomime of alleged masculinity.
A (Partial) Defense of Sauron.
June 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A (Partial) Defense of Sauron.
I honestly have no intellectual argument to countenance this level of ignorance. I think we need to challenge this kind of ignorance as being immoral and, dare I say, evil. It's evil to be this stupid.
May 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I honestly have no intellectual argument to countenance this level of ignorance. I think we need to challenge this kind of ignorance as being immoral and, dare I say, evil. It's evil to be this stupid.
Don't ask me why, but this is probably what it smells like.
May 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't ask me why, but this is probably what it smells like.
I think my cat is a meme.
May 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think my cat is a meme.
Bonus St. Francis statue.
May 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bonus St. Francis statue.
I have no idea what these purple flowers are, but my entire neighborhood is blanketed with them.
May 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have no idea what these purple flowers are, but my entire neighborhood is blanketed with them.
Mothers Day chocolate cake.
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mothers Day chocolate cake.
The teaser for season two of Peacemaker came out today and James Gunn is giving me exactly what I want, which is more of John Cena's hog packed into a tiny pair of undies. I know all the hetero men scoff or look away at this, but this is a great deal better than the shit Marvel churns out.
May 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The teaser for season two of Peacemaker came out today and James Gunn is giving me exactly what I want, which is more of John Cena's hog packed into a tiny pair of undies. I know all the hetero men scoff or look away at this, but this is a great deal better than the shit Marvel churns out.