Late stage capitalism is complaining about how your medication is forcing you to eat less due to nausea, but being pleased with the amount of money you’re saving on groceries
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Late stage capitalism is complaining about how your medication is forcing you to eat less due to nausea, but being pleased with the amount of money you’re saving on groceries
Good afternoon! I hate my doctor more than I’ve ever hated any medical professional in my life
February 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Good afternoon! I hate my doctor more than I’ve ever hated any medical professional in my life
My whole work day today is waiting for a package in another state, and I feel like that scene from Scott Pilgrim where he orders something and then waits at the fucking door
January 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My whole work day today is waiting for a package in another state, and I feel like that scene from Scott Pilgrim where he orders something and then waits at the fucking door
Me: I can stay up until 3:00a on Friday! Surely this won’t fuck up my sleep schedule!
Me tonight: I am reaping what I’ve sown
Me tonight: I am reaping what I’ve sown
January 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Me: I can stay up until 3:00a on Friday! Surely this won’t fuck up my sleep schedule!
Me tonight: I am reaping what I’ve sown
Me tonight: I am reaping what I’ve sown
Reposted by Utility Dyke
There are a lot of things that annoy me about that fascist idiot, but one of the little ones is that he keeps saying that “grok” comes from Hitchhiker’s Guide.
It comes from Stranger in a Strange Land, and has nothing to do with AI.
And the AI robots in Hitchhiker’s Guide? EVERYONE HATES THEM!
It comes from Stranger in a Strange Land, and has nothing to do with AI.
And the AI robots in Hitchhiker’s Guide? EVERYONE HATES THEM!
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There are a lot of things that annoy me about that fascist idiot, but one of the little ones is that he keeps saying that “grok” comes from Hitchhiker’s Guide.
It comes from Stranger in a Strange Land, and has nothing to do with AI.
And the AI robots in Hitchhiker’s Guide? EVERYONE HATES THEM!
It comes from Stranger in a Strange Land, and has nothing to do with AI.
And the AI robots in Hitchhiker’s Guide? EVERYONE HATES THEM!
Sorry, is it just gonna be crisis after crisis moving forward? I’m hitting my fucking limit
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry, is it just gonna be crisis after crisis moving forward? I’m hitting my fucking limit
Snapchat AI tried to add a caption and a filter to one of my nudes the other day and the result is heinous. Please get me out of this future
December 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Snapchat AI tried to add a caption and a filter to one of my nudes the other day and the result is heinous. Please get me out of this future
You know it’s bad when I call my mom
December 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
You know it’s bad when I call my mom
Currently at the frustrating part of “about to go on a business trip” where I don’t want to get groceries or cook because they’re all gonna spoil while I’m gone, but I also don’t want to eat out because work won’t reimburse my card for fast food at home
December 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Currently at the frustrating part of “about to go on a business trip” where I don’t want to get groceries or cook because they’re all gonna spoil while I’m gone, but I also don’t want to eat out because work won’t reimburse my card for fast food at home
I adopted two kittens a year ago from a shelter - so now I receive the worlds most heartbreaking emails about other cats every month for the rest of my life
December 13, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I adopted two kittens a year ago from a shelter - so now I receive the worlds most heartbreaking emails about other cats every month for the rest of my life
Firing my therapist… getting a haircut… replacing my boots… finally getting involved in my community again…
Apparently December is just “fix everything” month for me. Car tomorrow, therapy next week, new doctor the week after, psych the week after that. What the fuck
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Firing my therapist… getting a haircut… replacing my boots… finally getting involved in my community again…
Love having a job that encourages my primal need to write a 5 page report for everything I do
December 11, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Love having a job that encourages my primal need to write a 5 page report for everything I do
GAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
GAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Apparently December is just “fix everything” month for me. Car tomorrow, therapy next week, new doctor the week after, psych the week after that. What the fuck
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Apparently December is just “fix everything” month for me. Car tomorrow, therapy next week, new doctor the week after, psych the week after that. What the fuck
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i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either
My Uber driver finally found a worse version of Creep by Radiohead than Radiohead’s recording!
November 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My Uber driver finally found a worse version of Creep by Radiohead than Radiohead’s recording!
I swear to god, if one more thing goes wrong at work today, I’m committing a misdemeanor for fun
November 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I swear to god, if one more thing goes wrong at work today, I’m committing a misdemeanor for fun
Of course I’m goth. I grew up Catholic
November 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Of course I’m goth. I grew up Catholic
Telling my running app that my last run was a little too easy is the same as saying the edible ain’t shit
November 23, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Telling my running app that my last run was a little too easy is the same as saying the edible ain’t shit
I’ve had people walk in on me in public bathrooms twice this week and while I’m certain I’ve just forgotten how to lock doors, I can’t shake the memory of definitely locking these doors
November 22, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I’ve had people walk in on me in public bathrooms twice this week and while I’m certain I’ve just forgotten how to lock doors, I can’t shake the memory of definitely locking these doors
Stayed in a hostel two years ago and only just learned it was a former mafia HQ. I’m so mad I’m learning this so late
November 21, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Stayed in a hostel two years ago and only just learned it was a former mafia HQ. I’m so mad I’m learning this so late