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@iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social
32 • collector, yapper, hype man, retired theatre kid, filthy new yorker, cringe af • "self-destructive behavior" is my middle name (she / her)
I am a crafty bitch
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I am a crafty bitch
I have resorted to threats
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I have resorted to threats
The only way I will ever find a perfect partner is if Alex trains them first because look at this. Now when I text her my every thought today I will know she is not ignoring me and does not hate me!
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The only way I will ever find a perfect partner is if Alex trains them first because look at this. Now when I text her my every thought today I will know she is not ignoring me and does not hate me!
AIN’T NO FUCKING SHOT I SAID THIS (I’m crashing out about the time I was on the Tyra Banks Show no I will not be elaborating)
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
AIN’T NO FUCKING SHOT I SAID THIS (I’m crashing out about the time I was on the Tyra Banks Show no I will not be elaborating)
If no one got me I know Benson got me (just a girl and her Emotional Support English Teacher)
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If no one got me I know Benson got me (just a girl and her Emotional Support English Teacher)
OP SHIP WILL OVERCOME ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING INCLUDING AMNESIA
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
OP SHIP WILL OVERCOME ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING INCLUDING AMNESIA
Save me ginger ale… ginger ale save me…
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Save me ginger ale… ginger ale save me…
Who at B&N thought this was a good idea I just want to talk
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Who at B&N thought this was a good idea I just want to talk
It took me like two hours but I’m finally free from tutorial hell check out how I customized my lewk
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It took me like two hours but I’m finally free from tutorial hell check out how I customized my lewk
Before they released the starter megas, I said I’d use whichever plush I got from my Pokémon Center preorder to choose my starter. Then, after they released the starter megas, I said, “Chikorita supremacy.” And today, upon opening my Legends Z-A package… LOOK!!! ‘TWAS FATE!!!
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Before they released the starter megas, I said I’d use whichever plush I got from my Pokémon Center preorder to choose my starter. Then, after they released the starter megas, I said, “Chikorita supremacy.” And today, upon opening my Legends Z-A package… LOOK!!! ‘TWAS FATE!!!
That’s what I fuckin’ thought.
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
That’s what I fuckin’ thought.
And this is why I love my twin’s husband
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And this is why I love my twin’s husband
A nine year feud remains strong.
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A nine year feud remains strong.
MY FAVE LIL BLOND BITCHES RISING
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
MY FAVE LIL BLOND BITCHES RISING
Literally could not give less of a fuck rn
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Literally could not give less of a fuck rn
I JUST TRADED TWO POKÉMON CARDS THAT PATRICK GOT *FOR FREE* THAT HE GAVE ME *FOR FREE* FOR THE ENTIRE 151 FULL ART CHARIZARD LINE *FOR FREE* I’M GONNA VOMIT
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I JUST TRADED TWO POKÉMON CARDS THAT PATRICK GOT *FOR FREE* THAT HE GAVE ME *FOR FREE* FOR THE ENTIRE 151 FULL ART CHARIZARD LINE *FOR FREE* I’M GONNA VOMIT
I wanna look this chiiiiiiiiiic ugh
September 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I wanna look this chiiiiiiiiiic ugh
Every day she bamboozles me into thinking she has to potty when all she really wants is to lay out in the sun. Honey! I have work to do! You can’t even read!
September 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Every day she bamboozles me into thinking she has to potty when all she really wants is to lay out in the sun. Honey! I have work to do! You can’t even read!
My only complaint thus far is that the single dress option I was given was HIDEOUS and I’m just not a pantsuit girlie so I went with the ugly sack
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My only complaint thus far is that the single dress option I was given was HIDEOUS and I’m just not a pantsuit girlie so I went with the ugly sack
This man is horrendously down bad for me
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This man is horrendously down bad for me
Who needs real life romance when video games give me THIS (the GASP I GUSPED)
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Who needs real life romance when video games give me THIS (the GASP I GUSPED)
