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@iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social
33 • collector, yapper, hype man, retired theatre kid, nuyorican, cringe af • "self-destructive behavior" is my middle name (she / her)
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@iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I was put on this earth to yap.
Current hyperfixation is binging all the National Geographic docs on Disney+ lmao
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Current hyperfixation is binging all the National Geographic docs on Disney+ lmao
I think about that 2008 “I Love the Mountains (Boom De Yada)” Discovery Channel commercial every day. I really do love the whole world.
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I think about that 2008 “I Love the Mountains (Boom De Yada)” Discovery Channel commercial every day. I really do love the whole world.
i love making trouble
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i love making trouble
nvm, it’s the UK I should’ve been mad at, sorry Cali
I can’t believe Jack Antonoff is making me wait until 1:30 to hear the new single I hate you California.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
nvm, it’s the UK I should’ve been mad at, sorry Cali
I can’t believe Jack Antonoff is making me wait until 1:30 to hear the new single I hate you California.
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I can’t believe Jack Antonoff is making me wait until 1:30 to hear the new single I hate you California.
Damn I remember when it was Cellino & Barnes and now it’s just Cellino I’ve been here for so long.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Damn I remember when it was Cellino & Barnes and now it’s just Cellino I’ve been here for so long.
“What is my purpose?” MY PURPOSE. IS TO MAKE MY FRIENDS LAUGH. TRY NEW THINGS. KISS DOGS. TAKE WALKS. PLAY GAMES. COLLECT TRINKETS. EAT PASTA. DRINK BOBA. LAY ON THE GROUND. EXPERIENCE THE WORLD.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“What is my purpose?” MY PURPOSE. IS TO MAKE MY FRIENDS LAUGH. TRY NEW THINGS. KISS DOGS. TAKE WALKS. PLAY GAMES. COLLECT TRINKETS. EAT PASTA. DRINK BOBA. LAY ON THE GROUND. EXPERIENCE THE WORLD.
guess who owes a combined $457 in taxes (plus the $35 I gotta pay to file my state taxes)
a witch is flying through the air with the words `` it 's meeeeeeeee '' .
ALT: a witch is flying through the air with the words `` it 's meeeeeeeee '' .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
guess who owes a combined $457 in taxes (plus the $35 I gotta pay to file my state taxes)
Why are the tasks never finished. Why are there always tasks to be done.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Why are the tasks never finished. Why are there always tasks to be done.
God I love being Puerto Rican. I wanna be Puerto Rican in every lifetime.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
God I love being Puerto Rican. I wanna be Puerto Rican in every lifetime.
Cryin’ at how many people are texting me like “HELLO! MY RESIDENT PUERTO RICAN!” 😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Cryin’ at how many people are texting me like “HELLO! MY RESIDENT PUERTO RICAN!” 😭
JUST NEED TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I'M PUERTO RICAN AND I'M ABOUT TO BE INSUFFERABLE FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
JUST NEED TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I'M PUERTO RICAN AND I'M ABOUT TO BE INSUFFERABLE FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE
IS THIS WHAT ETHNIC EUPHORIA IS
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
IS THIS WHAT ETHNIC EUPHORIA IS
The impulse to ask @patmdickerson.bsky.social or @int0xik8.bsky.social a question about the Olympics that I could easily Google just because I know it would make them happy.
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The impulse to ask @patmdickerson.bsky.social or @int0xik8.bsky.social a question about the Olympics that I could easily Google just because I know it would make them happy.
Me and @alexborbolla.bsky.social walking around the dog museum: Oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Me and @alexborbolla.bsky.social walking around the dog museum: Oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
… oh my god! Dog!
I know that part of it is that I’m supposed to get my period this weekend but I have cried EVERY DAY THIS WEEK thinking about Bad Bunny and DtMF and Puerto Rico waaaaah 😭
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I know that part of it is that I’m supposed to get my period this weekend but I have cried EVERY DAY THIS WEEK thinking about Bad Bunny and DtMF and Puerto Rico waaaaah 😭
Love to hyper focus on the idea of getting my life together instead of hyper focusing on doing the task that would make me feel like my life is together
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Love to hyper focus on the idea of getting my life together instead of hyper focusing on doing the task that would make me feel like my life is together
Realized I’m supposed to get my period this week, which explains a lot.
Got breadsticks. Still might cry but probably for an unrelated reason.
If I don’t get Pizza Hut breadsticks today I might cry
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Realized I’m supposed to get my period this week, which explains a lot.
Thinking about how I went to get boba on my birthday and there was this one guy there who was absolutely SHOCKED to learn that A. My hair is naturally curly, B. I keep it my natural color, and C. I am in my 30s.
Thank u sir, lol
Thank u sir, lol
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Thinking about how I went to get boba on my birthday and there was this one guy there who was absolutely SHOCKED to learn that A. My hair is naturally curly, B. I keep it my natural color, and C. I am in my 30s.
Thank u sir, lol
Thank u sir, lol
Got breadsticks. Still might cry but probably for an unrelated reason.
If I don’t get Pizza Hut breadsticks today I might cry
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Got breadsticks. Still might cry but probably for an unrelated reason.
If I don’t get Pizza Hut breadsticks today I might cry
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
If I don’t get Pizza Hut breadsticks today I might cry