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32 • collector, yapper, hype man, retired theatre kid, filthy new yorker, cringe af • "self-destructive behavior" is my middle name (she / her)
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I was put on this earth to yap.
I’m halfway through season 4 of my Stranger Things rewatch and that goddamn Kate Bush song started playing and I immediately started sobbing friendship really has the power to do anything
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Have absolutely decimated my fingertips with hot glue
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*MANIFESTING 10-INCH CUBONE JUMBO POKÉMON FUNKO POP* WHERE ARE YOU
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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THIS IS WHAT DREEEEAAAAAMS ARE MADE OF
ALEX AND I ARE GOING TO SEE HILARY DUFF FOR OUR BIRTHDAY YEEHAW
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Finalized my Christmas list. Already bought Mom’s present. Already have 90% of my brother’s present. Can’t buy my dad’s gift until closer to Christmas. I’m done. I win.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ALEX AND I ARE GOING TO SEE HILARY DUFF FOR OUR BIRTHDAY YEEHAW
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Having a little bit of blood on every single pair of underwear you own is simply the price you must pay as a uterus owner. Kinda fucked that I didn’t ask for this. It’s like paying taxes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Got bandaids on six out of ten fingers because my cuticles don’t know how to act.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thinking about how my glue gun is probably one of the oldest things I own (probably like 13 years old)

That glue gun has seen some shit. And it’s not even the one that got decimated by crayons.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thinking about all the people who said I'd get paid more if I had a master's degree because like. Why did they lie to me?
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
EXISTENCE IS A CURSE
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And I know I’m feeling this way because I’m getting my period soon but that doesn’t mean I can make it stooooop
And yes a large part of this is just “I don’t feel valued for the things I do” from a capitalism standpoint but unfortunately that is the perspective that matters right now in this societal climate and stage of my life.
Anyway I don’t really think I’m very good at anything.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And yes a large part of this is just “I don’t feel valued for the things I do” from a capitalism standpoint but unfortunately that is the perspective that matters right now in this societal climate and stage of my life.
Anyway I don’t really think I’m very good at anything.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Anyway I don’t really think I’m very good at anything.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I am a crafty bitch
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I love Steve and Nancy with all my heart.

Do not let those dumb bitches end up together.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Billy is a scumbag but OOOH MY GOOOOOD is Dacre Montgomery a sexy sonuvabitch
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ok, but the thing is… Mike has always been the main character, hasn’t he.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Maybe the real Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way (I finished season 1 of my rewatch)
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Curly girls who style their hair when they’re out of the shower are stronger than me bc wdym you REWET YOUR HAIR, standing around in a DAMP T-SHIRT OR ROBE, getting HAIR GEL AND LOOSE HAIR ALL OVER EVERYTHING I would throw a fit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
HEY, HOLLY, SO, UH, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO VECNA, EXACTLY
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know she was just trying to be a good friend but goddammit Barb you should’ve just gone home!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, I kinda miss landlines. Bring that shit back. Realistically, the only thing I really want to use my phone for is texting, taking pics, and getting directions.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Rewatching Stranger Things and in the very first fucking episode where Will disappears they’re playing a campaign and he made an attack roll on the demogorgon and he had to roll a 13 or higher but he rolled and 7 and he told Mike “the demogorgon got me” AND THEN THE DEMOGORGON GOT HIM FOR REAL 😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People whose favorite anime are Attack on Titan and Evangelion… we are not the same.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM