Mark
@iamklute.bsky.social
North East UK.
Sculptor, painter, woodworker.
NUFC
Sculptor, painter, woodworker.
NUFC
Eddie
'Always had a great relationship with Alex. The scouse cunts tapped him up and he downed tools to force a move. Things got difficult then.'
Arnie Slut
'Alex can play maybe 5 minutes. Newcastle sent him in terrible condition.'
Should have paid up earlier then you bald headed baby faced twat.
'Always had a great relationship with Alex. The scouse cunts tapped him up and he downed tools to force a move. Things got difficult then.'
Arnie Slut
'Alex can play maybe 5 minutes. Newcastle sent him in terrible condition.'
Should have paid up earlier then you bald headed baby faced twat.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Eddie
'Always had a great relationship with Alex. The scouse cunts tapped him up and he downed tools to force a move. Things got difficult then.'
Arnie Slut
'Alex can play maybe 5 minutes. Newcastle sent him in terrible condition.'
Should have paid up earlier then you bald headed baby faced twat.
'Always had a great relationship with Alex. The scouse cunts tapped him up and he downed tools to force a move. Things got difficult then.'
Arnie Slut
'Alex can play maybe 5 minutes. Newcastle sent him in terrible condition.'
Should have paid up earlier then you bald headed baby faced twat.
I would have been devastated a few month ago if Isak left us. Over this summer he's been a cancer rotting away at the club and I couldn't be happier he's been removed.
Newcastle United are a team.
A family of players, staff and fans.
#NUFC
Newcastle United are a team.
A family of players, staff and fans.
#NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I would have been devastated a few month ago if Isak left us. Over this summer he's been a cancer rotting away at the club and I couldn't be happier he's been removed.
Newcastle United are a team.
A family of players, staff and fans.
#NUFC
Newcastle United are a team.
A family of players, staff and fans.
#NUFC
As much as I hated Alex Ferguson when he managed ManUtd I have no doubt that he would never be seen hiding in the dugout with head in hands while his team lost a pen shootout to a team 2 divisions lower.
Man Utd need good clear out starting with the manager.
Man Utd need good clear out starting with the manager.
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
As much as I hated Alex Ferguson when he managed ManUtd I have no doubt that he would never be seen hiding in the dugout with head in hands while his team lost a pen shootout to a team 2 divisions lower.
Man Utd need good clear out starting with the manager.
Man Utd need good clear out starting with the manager.
Win lose or draw tonight all I hope for are no dodgy decisions. I'm sure Eddie's had words about holding on corners. That pen ManU got has terrified me knowing how physical our lads get.
#NUFC
#NUFC
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Win lose or draw tonight all I hope for are no dodgy decisions. I'm sure Eddie's had words about holding on corners. That pen ManU got has terrified me knowing how physical our lads get.
#NUFC
#NUFC
I have worries about Bruno on Monday night. Hope they drop something in his pre match cuppa or he might come out swinging.
Fuck. What if Mac Allister is on ? Hope they bring some body bags.
#NUFC
Fuck. What if Mac Allister is on ? Hope they bring some body bags.
#NUFC
August 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have worries about Bruno on Monday night. Hope they drop something in his pre match cuppa or he might come out swinging.
Fuck. What if Mac Allister is on ? Hope they bring some body bags.
#NUFC
Fuck. What if Mac Allister is on ? Hope they bring some body bags.
#NUFC
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As a side note does anyone else think the lads have a comp on to see who can get most ripped ? Miley henching up. Gordon looking buff. BDB a mountainous godlike being.
Big Joe's mutant leg still in the lead though.
#NUFC
Big Joe's mutant leg still in the lead though.
#NUFC
August 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
As a side note does anyone else think the lads have a comp on to see who can get most ripped ? Miley henching up. Gordon looking buff. BDB a mountainous godlike being.
Big Joe's mutant leg still in the lead though.
#NUFC
Big Joe's mutant leg still in the lead though.
#NUFC
I'm going to hold off any personal opinion of Isak until everything has blown over. What we are being told could all be a load of bollocks.
#NUFC
#NUFC
August 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm going to hold off any personal opinion of Isak until everything has blown over. What we are being told could all be a load of bollocks.
#NUFC
#NUFC
August 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Eddie Howe had a chat with Isak who has voiced his disbelief at the rumours,"Nah am happy here lads. Its those fuckin agents and that here we gan twat stirring shit. The fuck would I play for those cunts. Av already had me hoose brok inter divnt want me wheels lifted too."
#NUFC
#LFC
Eddie Howe had a chat with Isak who has voiced his disbelief at the rumours,"Nah am happy here lads. Its those fuckin agents and that here we gan twat stirring shit. The fuck would I play for those cunts. Av already had me hoose brok inter divnt want me wheels lifted too."
#NUFC
#LFC
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
July 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM