Mark
iamklute.bsky.social
Mark
@iamklute.bsky.social
North East UK.
Sculptor, painter, woodworker.
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Poor Arnie.....
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Lewis Miley has ice in them veins.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Fuck off looks like we fighting var tonight.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Mile off.......
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January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Fuck me thats me nicking our lasses vallium.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Bring him home !!
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#HOWSTHEBACON
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Anyone wanting to get rid of Howe can get fucked right off.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Fuck Isak and fuck the greedy scouse cunts. Karma bitches for tapping up our star player. Both teams are worse off for that summer shit show from the rat bastard.
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#LFC
#Isak
#karmaforkuntz
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Thank fuck for that.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck. Gutless effort.
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Big Nick you cheeky fucker !!
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October 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Eddie
'Always had a great relationship with Alex. The scouse cunts tapped him up and he downed tools to force a move. Things got difficult then.'
Arnie Slut
'Alex can play maybe 5 minutes. Newcastle sent him in terrible condition.'

Should have paid up earlier then you bald headed baby faced twat.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I would have been devastated a few month ago if Isak left us. Over this summer he's been a cancer rotting away at the club and I couldn't be happier he's been removed.
Newcastle United are a team.
A family of players, staff and fans.
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September 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Isak's a cunt Ole Ole !
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August 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fulham goal ruled out. Thats never a foul. Corruption right in front of our eyes.
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August 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Fuck the viagra. I've a massive stiffy at the thought of Woltemade joining.
Best get the lube ready.
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August 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Chuck 100mil at Woltemade and bin that Swedish rat.
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August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
As much as I hated Alex Ferguson when he managed ManUtd I have no doubt that he would never be seen hiding in the dugout with head in hands while his team lost a pen shootout to a team 2 divisions lower.
Man Utd need good clear out starting with the manager.
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Cunts
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August 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Win lose or draw tonight all I hope for are no dodgy decisions. I'm sure Eddie's had words about holding on corners. That pen ManU got has terrified me knowing how physical our lads get.
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August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Games fucked giving pens for that.
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August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have worries about Bruno on Monday night. Hope they drop something in his pre match cuppa or he might come out swinging.
Fuck. What if Mac Allister is on ? Hope they bring some body bags.
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August 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fuck him. Stick him in the reserves for a year the cunt.
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August 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fuck Isak and Wissa.
Grab Mitro on a free and chuck serious cash for Voltemade.
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August 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Liverpool looking bang average here. Tickyticky no where near 80m worth. Our lads will rip this defense to shreds.
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August 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM