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King Trump parody account, posting parody commentary and real news, because the truth is actually stranger than fiction right now.
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🧵 California’s biggest harvest is about to begin—& it grows 80% of America’s fruit, 60% of its veggies, 90% of its nuts & wine. But the farmworkers who make that possible? They’re planning a strike. Quietly. Strategically. They know exactly when to hit hardest. They’ve worked this land for decades.
July 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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As you might have heard, my bff bestie Elon and I may or may not be on the rocks.
If this keeps up, he'll have to get that tattoo on his ass changed. Though maybe he'll try to continue his money-saving ways by removing just the first letter, so it still says "rump".
If this keeps up, he'll have to get that tattoo on his ass changed. Though maybe he'll try to continue his money-saving ways by removing just the first letter, so it still says "rump".
June 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As you might have heard, my bff bestie Elon and I may or may not be on the rocks.
If this keeps up, he'll have to get that tattoo on his ass changed. Though maybe he'll try to continue his money-saving ways by removing just the first letter, so it still says "rump".
If this keeps up, he'll have to get that tattoo on his ass changed. Though maybe he'll try to continue his money-saving ways by removing just the first letter, so it still says "rump".
Elon's legacy has just been so valuable...from hacking our personal data with AI...to trimming qualified personnel lists with a chainsaw instead of a chisel.
Hobbled US government services, not to mention starving children around the world, will always remember him.🖤
Hobbled US government services, not to mention starving children around the world, will always remember him.🖤
Analysis: Scorecard: How Musk and DOGE could end up costing more than they save | CNN Politics
Rather than set government straight, Elon Musk is leaving Washington with the federal budget all cattywampus. Deficit spending is increasing, not waning, and there is a growing school of thought that ...
www.cnn.com
May 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Elon's legacy has just been so valuable...from hacking our personal data with AI...to trimming qualified personnel lists with a chainsaw instead of a chisel.
Hobbled US government services, not to mention starving children around the world, will always remember him.🖤
Hobbled US government services, not to mention starving children around the world, will always remember him.🖤
Yeah, you Definitely can trust guys like Me or Elon with controlling the combined personal data of basically everyone, everywhere.
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Trump Taps Palantir to Compile Data on Americans
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yeah, you Definitely can trust guys like Me or Elon with controlling the combined personal data of basically everyone, everywhere.
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So, sure, he may have been caught on camera with bags of bribery cash...
that he got for basically selling police badges...
to untrained civilians, including two undercover fbi agents...
But hey, he's a MAGA guy, bribery is so IN right now, and I am nothing if not Maga-nanimous, sooo...
Pardon. 💰📜✅
that he got for basically selling police badges...
to untrained civilians, including two undercover fbi agents...
But hey, he's a MAGA guy, bribery is so IN right now, and I am nothing if not Maga-nanimous, sooo...
Pardon. 💰📜✅
Another Indefensible Trump Pardon
The president’s use of the power, which he deployed again over the weekend, is legal. It’s also a grave threat to the rule of law.
www.thebulwark.com
May 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So, sure, he may have been caught on camera with bags of bribery cash...
that he got for basically selling police badges...
to untrained civilians, including two undercover fbi agents...
But hey, he's a MAGA guy, bribery is so IN right now, and I am nothing if not Maga-nanimous, sooo...
Pardon. 💰📜✅
that he got for basically selling police badges...
to untrained civilians, including two undercover fbi agents...
But hey, he's a MAGA guy, bribery is so IN right now, and I am nothing if not Maga-nanimous, sooo...
Pardon. 💰📜✅
"Screw the Poor, Help the Rich"
That's my motto.😎
That's my motto.😎
Analysis: How Trump’s megabill transfers wealth in the US | CNN Politics
It took intense lobbying from President Donald Trump, an all-nighter, and a vote on a bill for which many people did not yet have a clear grasp of the final changes, but House Republicans got it done ...
www.cnn.com
May 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Screw the Poor, Help the Rich"
That's my motto.😎
That's my motto.😎
My first choice is still to turn it into the Vegas strip.
The main thing in the way are the Palestinian civilians.
But Netanyahu is helping with that by just literally starving Half a Million of them.
With diminishing military returns, he now seems to just be trying to regentrify via genocide.
The main thing in the way are the Palestinian civilians.
But Netanyahu is helping with that by just literally starving Half a Million of them.
With diminishing military returns, he now seems to just be trying to regentrify via genocide.
Trump Suggests U.S. 'Take' Gaza, Turn Into 'Freedom Zone'
'I'd be proud to have the United States have it, take it, make it a freedom zone,' Trump said of Gaza.
time.com
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My first choice is still to turn it into the Vegas strip.
The main thing in the way are the Palestinian civilians.
But Netanyahu is helping with that by just literally starving Half a Million of them.
With diminishing military returns, he now seems to just be trying to regentrify via genocide.
The main thing in the way are the Palestinian civilians.
But Netanyahu is helping with that by just literally starving Half a Million of them.
With diminishing military returns, he now seems to just be trying to regentrify via genocide.
Yep, we support police officers, always support police officers.
Just as long as they don't work at the Capitol building.
Just as long as they don't work at the Capitol building.
JD Vance Takes Jab At ‘Far-Left Prosecutors,’ ‘Weak-Willed’ Politicians At National Police Memorial Event
Vice President Vance promised that the Trump administration will
dailycaller.com
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Yep, we support police officers, always support police officers.
Just as long as they don't work at the Capitol building.
Just as long as they don't work at the Capitol building.
Yeah, we're gonna be cutting FEMA now, so that bodes well for the future.
Especially for all of you rural folks that voted for me.
Especially for all of you rural folks that voted for me.
Trump’s acting FEMA chief fired day after breaking from the administration | CNN Politics
Cameron Hamilton, who was appointed by President Donald Trump, was escorted out of FEMA’s headquarters on Thursday, according to multiple sources familiar with the situation.
www.cnn.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, we're gonna be cutting FEMA now, so that bodes well for the future.
Especially for all of you rural folks that voted for me.
Especially for all of you rural folks that voted for me.
You know, if the economy continues to tank, yes, you all will feel it financially.
But Elon and I never will, and hey, there's your silver lining!
But Elon and I never will, and hey, there's your silver lining!
A Tidal Wave of Change Is Headed for the U.S. Economy
American consumers are not yet seeing much evidence of the drastic changes President Trump has made on trade. But they are on their way.
www.nytimes.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You know, if the economy continues to tank, yes, you all will feel it financially.
But Elon and I never will, and hey, there's your silver lining!
But Elon and I never will, and hey, there's your silver lining!
Yes, Buy Trump Coin. I've already avoided prison, so now this gig is really only worth it if I can make some money from it this time.🤑
Secret Deals, Foreign Investments, Presidential Policy Changes: The Rise of Trump’s Crypto Firm
World Liberty Financial has eviscerated the boundary between private enterprise and government policy in ways without precedent in modern American history.
www.nytimes.com
April 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes, Buy Trump Coin. I've already avoided prison, so now this gig is really only worth it if I can make some money from it this time.🤑
Look, of course it's all just "strategic uncertainty", or as I like to call it..."I meant to do that Fuck-Ups".
a man in an uncle sam costume is holding a basketball in a gym
Alt: A man in a weird patriotic outfit is shooting basketballs at a goal and missing constantly.
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look, of course it's all just "strategic uncertainty", or as I like to call it..."I meant to do that Fuck-Ups".
Well, fortunately Bobby has an intelligent, sensitive, science-based and medicine-based understanding on the complexity of this health issue...and not just knee-jerk, after dinner drink, hot take reactionary theories.
Many in the autism community say RFK Jr. is pushing harmful and regressive rhetoric about who they are | CNN
“These are kids who will never pay taxes. They’ll never hold a job. They’ll never play baseball. They’ll never write a poem. They’ll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassi...
www.cnn.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well, fortunately Bobby has an intelligent, sensitive, science-based and medicine-based understanding on the complexity of this health issue...and not just knee-jerk, after dinner drink, hot take reactionary theories.
I have also ordered The Smithsonian to find a way to make the wax exhibit figures talk, just like in the movie.
But only figures of the white guys who they're sure would never mention things like slavery or civil rights.
But only figures of the white guys who they're sure would never mention things like slavery or civil rights.
House Democrats Criticize Trump’s Smithsonian Order
In a letter to Vice President JD Vance, four U.S. representatives on a committee that oversees the cultural institution urged him to reject President Trump’s push to reshape it.
www.nytimes.com
April 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have also ordered The Smithsonian to find a way to make the wax exhibit figures talk, just like in the movie.
But only figures of the white guys who they're sure would never mention things like slavery or civil rights.
But only figures of the white guys who they're sure would never mention things like slavery or civil rights.
So this is what happens when a judge stands up to me.
Ugh...I hope the Supreme Court isn't taking notes.
Ugh...I hope the Supreme Court isn't taking notes.
Appeals court backs judge in Abrego Garcia case, saying Trump DOJ ‘would reduce the rule of law to lawlessness’ | CNN Politics
A federal appeals court rejected the Trump administration’s request that it halt the next steps Judge Paula Xinis is seeking to take in the case concerning a migrant who was wrongly deported to El Sal...
www.cnn.com
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So this is what happens when a judge stands up to me.
Ugh...I hope the Supreme Court isn't taking notes.
Ugh...I hope the Supreme Court isn't taking notes.
It's total BS! This guy is telling the logical truth and isn't saying What I Want Him to Say!!!😠😡🤬
Trump blasts Fed Chair Powell, saying his ‘termination cannot come fast enough’ | CNN Business
President Donald Trump on Thursday ratcheted up his criticism against Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, calling for his “termination” for not cutting interest rates quickly enough. His comments com...
www.cnn.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's total BS! This guy is telling the logical truth and isn't saying What I Want Him to Say!!!😠😡🤬
Yeah, I think we should ignore the judiciary, and just impeach judges we disagree with.
And for the same reason we should normalize rioters attacking the capitol building.
Because I'm all about the Rule of Law, just not when it applies to me or my goals.
And for the same reason we should normalize rioters attacking the capitol building.
Because I'm all about the Rule of Law, just not when it applies to me or my goals.
Trump Dares the Supreme Court to Do Something
His administration takes a new step toward authoritarianism.
www.theatlantic.com
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeah, I think we should ignore the judiciary, and just impeach judges we disagree with.
And for the same reason we should normalize rioters attacking the capitol building.
Because I'm all about the Rule of Law, just not when it applies to me or my goals.
And for the same reason we should normalize rioters attacking the capitol building.
Because I'm all about the Rule of Law, just not when it applies to me or my goals.
Thinking about banning all except plain white bagels from the White House food cart. Cinnamon raisin, poppyseed, these other bagels are clearly DEI.
April 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking about banning all except plain white bagels from the White House food cart. Cinnamon raisin, poppyseed, these other bagels are clearly DEI.
Elon says he feels offended.😡
Disney heiress says any billionaire who can’t manage to share their wealth is 'kind of a sociopath'
Abigail Disney previously said the need to tax rich people like her “has never been so dire.”
fortune.com
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Elon says he feels offended.😡
No, Climate Change isn't happening.
And even if it were, it's probably just caused by China and Taylor Swift.
And even if it were, it's probably just caused by China and Taylor Swift.
WMO report documents spiralling weather and climate impacts
wmo.int
April 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
No, Climate Change isn't happening.
And even if it were, it's probably just caused by China and Taylor Swift.
And even if it were, it's probably just caused by China and Taylor Swift.
My good friend Laura Loomer told me that there were some people in the NSA and NSC who might still be using Logical Reasoning to make decisions, instead of parroting my opinions. Very disloyal.
They've all been fired.
They've all been fired.
Trump administration fires director of National Security Agency | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has fired the director and deputy director of the National Security Agency, the United States’ powerful cyber intelligence bureau, according to two sources with direct knowled...
www.cnn.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My good friend Laura Loomer told me that there were some people in the NSA and NSC who might still be using Logical Reasoning to make decisions, instead of parroting my opinions. Very disloyal.
They've all been fired.
They've all been fired.
So yeah, we're gonna withhold funds from schools for low-income kids, unless you teach them that diversity is bad and inequalities have never really existed.
Trump Administration Threatens to Withhold Funds From Public Schools
State education officials will be required to verify that they have eliminated all programs that promote diversity, equity and inclusion that the administration deems unlawful, according to a new memo...
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So yeah, we're gonna withhold funds from schools for low-income kids, unless you teach them that diversity is bad and inequalities have never really existed.
I think we should just be snatching all visa holders off the street who disagree with us, whether they're law abiding or not, because after all, this is America...Land of the Free.
Trump's crackdown on students with visas and green cards sets up First Amendment showdown
The Trump administration has targeted international students in wake of pro-Palestinian protests and other activities.
www.cbsnews.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think we should just be snatching all visa holders off the street who disagree with us, whether they're law abiding or not, because after all, this is America...Land of the Free.
I have a mandate.
And by mandate, I mean 50.2% of the people voted for somebody else.
And by mandate, I mean 50.2% of the people voted for somebody else.
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have a mandate.
And by mandate, I mean 50.2% of the people voted for somebody else.
And by mandate, I mean 50.2% of the people voted for somebody else.