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K. Cook & Cats, Co.
@iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
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I'd be okay with that, as well.

Either read my piece or do that. I'd be happy with either of those outcomes 😂
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
And if you can't read, fear not, I'll have an audio version out in about a week or so after I get into the recording studio. I'll hook you up then, if you still haven't managed to wade through it (all 2500 words of it, bless your heart, lol) 🤓

After all, you're one of my oldest & dearest friends!
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You didn't read it! Quote me one sentence from near the end that you liked.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No bc I'm just telling you to read the fucking article you illiterate prick, lol, over and over and you're too fucking thick to get it. GO READ THE FUCKING THING I WROTE, IDIOT, THAT'S WHERE THE THOUGHTS ARE: medium.com/cinemania/ea...

Jesus, you might be my fucking stupidest old, dear friend.
Easily the worst script committed to the screen this year (and maybe ever)
Netflix’s A House of Dynamite arguably doesn't have a screenplay, but what it does have is dreadful and insulting
medium.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Stop that, lol 😂

You're such a bad cat
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Also, I'd be ashamed of A House of Dynamite no matter who the fuck I was, and this isn't an accomplishment, it's a badge of shame we should all condemn and boo, unless we want more of it.

It's all in the article, but I'm sensing you're not gonna be able to make it through that. I'm synopsizing now.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
None of that is in the article... do you need the link again? Do you KNOW how to read?

It would natch be uncomfy to LEARN to read on my stuff; I'd recommend ramping up to it, but you're signaling that you can swim in deep waters, so, this shouldn't trouble you overmuch: medium.com/cinemania/ea...
Easily the worst script committed to the screen this year (and maybe ever)
Netflix’s A House of Dynamite arguably doesn't have a screenplay, but what it does have is dreadful and insulting
medium.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Also, who even disagreed with me? No one involved has heard of me, lol.

I just think they're all hack frauds who ought to answer for their artistic crimes, & they disagree w/ that, if they ever hear that I've said it, which I'm not ashamed for them to do.

I think YOU might be a bad-faith idiot 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
and frankly, @egyptttt.bsky.social, we're close, good friends and I like you a lot, and we go way back, but you should be ashamed of yourself, and bad take.

But glad you're here! What'd you think of the article? 🤓
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Some of the venal, hack frauds are women. It'd be antifeminist NOT to call out this bullshit with women, too.

Guy, I HAVE TOO MUCH RESPECT FOR WOMEN not to hold women artists to account for absolutely reprehensible, awful, shameful efforts, and BTW it's Weinstein's friend Oppenheim I go hardest on!
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm just saying it's bad enough and suspect enough that I demand a reckoning.

Also, I've SEEN the film; this is pretty indefensible, so just like anything I write, I call her to stand and answer for it, because it's lunacy.

That's film criticism 🤓 Anyone could do the same to me, as well.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
And that's a trick question because it doesn't really exist obviously.

What a dumb name for an Island! Who did he think he was fooling? 😆
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I have a generous spirit, and some have said I'm heroic. Not for me to say, though.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
To be fair, they get what the emojis are/do, which is 'extra.' They've just mistaken it for stupid. I think they're halfway there 🤓
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That's one way to do it! lol. I admire your spirit, man. I just followed you, and I'll have my eldest cat do the same
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What a mensch!

I'm no closer to learning your whole deal, but you're all right, Pete 🤓
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM