Henrik Mattsson
@iamhenrik.bsky.social
Appreciated punster. Celebrated ranter. Father of unimpressed children. Husband of wife who married me for my potential. Trying.
A group of dyslexic alpinists refuse to believe the feds changed the name back to Mount McKinley.
They are in Denali.
They are in Denali.
February 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A group of dyslexic alpinists refuse to believe the feds changed the name back to Mount McKinley.
They are in Denali.
They are in Denali.
Reposted by Henrik Mattsson
NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs
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January 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs
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If you've done something embarrassing lately, please take comfort in the fact that at least you didn't do a Lex Fridman and spend two hours in front of the entire world mansplaining war and peace to the greatest wartime leader since Churchill.
a woman is crying while sitting in front of a microphone and the word cringe is on the bottom of her face
ALT: a woman is crying while sitting in front of a microphone and the word cringe is on the bottom of her face
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January 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you've done something embarrassing lately, please take comfort in the fact that at least you didn't do a Lex Fridman and spend two hours in front of the entire world mansplaining war and peace to the greatest wartime leader since Churchill.
Reposted by Henrik Mattsson
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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December 16, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Demorik: min egen ungdomsrörelse kommer bli mitt fall
Gustav Hemming: Hold my beer!
Gustav Hemming: Hold my beer!
December 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Demorik: min egen ungdomsrörelse kommer bli mitt fall
Gustav Hemming: Hold my beer!
Gustav Hemming: Hold my beer!
I love all new customers.
But I get extra excited when they are an app or service I already use.
Because the most important thing in the life of a tech-loving B2B SaaS CEO is of course to make more money from the apps I pay for than I pay them.
#lifegoals
But I get extra excited when they are an app or service I already use.
Because the most important thing in the life of a tech-loving B2B SaaS CEO is of course to make more money from the apps I pay for than I pay them.
#lifegoals
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I love all new customers.
But I get extra excited when they are an app or service I already use.
Because the most important thing in the life of a tech-loving B2B SaaS CEO is of course to make more money from the apps I pay for than I pay them.
#lifegoals
But I get extra excited when they are an app or service I already use.
Because the most important thing in the life of a tech-loving B2B SaaS CEO is of course to make more money from the apps I pay for than I pay them.
#lifegoals
Break, break. Relaying meme.
November 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Break, break. Relaying meme.
Do we Swedes think we're better than everyone else?
I wouldn't want that to be true.
But I'll say this: 18 years after I left Sweden for Canada I still see my Canadian wife as being the immigrant in the relationship. She and everyone else here do so many strange un-Swedish things every day.
I wouldn't want that to be true.
But I'll say this: 18 years after I left Sweden for Canada I still see my Canadian wife as being the immigrant in the relationship. She and everyone else here do so many strange un-Swedish things every day.
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Do we Swedes think we're better than everyone else?
I wouldn't want that to be true.
But I'll say this: 18 years after I left Sweden for Canada I still see my Canadian wife as being the immigrant in the relationship. She and everyone else here do so many strange un-Swedish things every day.
I wouldn't want that to be true.
But I'll say this: 18 years after I left Sweden for Canada I still see my Canadian wife as being the immigrant in the relationship. She and everyone else here do so many strange un-Swedish things every day.
Microwave oven product managers in the beep-design meeting
a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
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November 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Microwave oven product managers in the beep-design meeting
As a father I find the scene in Dune 2 where Paul Atreides convinces non-believers he is Lisan Al-Gaib by showing them he knows exactly what they’re thinking completely unrealistic.
When I do this to my teenagers all I get is bombastic side-eyes and a big whatever…
When I do this to my teenagers all I get is bombastic side-eyes and a big whatever…
November 23, 2024 at 2:23 PM
As a father I find the scene in Dune 2 where Paul Atreides convinces non-believers he is Lisan Al-Gaib by showing them he knows exactly what they’re thinking completely unrealistic.
When I do this to my teenagers all I get is bombastic side-eyes and a big whatever…
When I do this to my teenagers all I get is bombastic side-eyes and a big whatever…
Can someone please tell then anti-NATO rioters in Montréal that Canada already did an amazing job defunding NATO? 😀
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Can someone please tell then anti-NATO rioters in Montréal that Canada already did an amazing job defunding NATO? 😀
Nu är jag inte här för politiken, men ojojoj de skämtade inte när de sa att vänstern flytt till bluesky
Har inte sett en politisk högertweet här än.
Har inte sett en politisk högertweet här än.
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Nu är jag inte här för politiken, men ojojoj de skämtade inte när de sa att vänstern flytt till bluesky
Har inte sett en politisk högertweet här än.
Har inte sett en politisk högertweet här än.
From the bottom of my heart: thank God for comedians.
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without them these last few years.
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without them these last few years.
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
From the bottom of my heart: thank God for comedians.
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without them these last few years.
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without them these last few years.
Humans: "Bots are so unhelpful, I want to talk to a human".
Also humans after a bot asks for a detailed description of the problem they are having with the product: "I have a problem with the product".
Also humans after a bot asks for a detailed description of the problem they are having with the product: "I have a problem with the product".
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Humans: "Bots are so unhelpful, I want to talk to a human".
Also humans after a bot asks for a detailed description of the problem they are having with the product: "I have a problem with the product".
Also humans after a bot asks for a detailed description of the problem they are having with the product: "I have a problem with the product".
I was delayed 20 minutes this morning because I had to have a discussion with my 11 yo about taking responsibility for being late.
Then I was delayed another 10 minutes because the “Gandalf was delayed because he had to fight a Balrog” just wouldn’t come up in the Slack Giphy shuffle selection.
Then I was delayed another 10 minutes because the “Gandalf was delayed because he had to fight a Balrog” just wouldn’t come up in the Slack Giphy shuffle selection.
a woman is making a funny face and says `` do as i say not do as i do '' .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says `` do as i say not do as i do '' .
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November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I was delayed 20 minutes this morning because I had to have a discussion with my 11 yo about taking responsibility for being late.
Then I was delayed another 10 minutes because the “Gandalf was delayed because he had to fight a Balrog” just wouldn’t come up in the Slack Giphy shuffle selection.
Then I was delayed another 10 minutes because the “Gandalf was delayed because he had to fight a Balrog” just wouldn’t come up in the Slack Giphy shuffle selection.
Word on the street is this place is reaching critical mass. So after 10 months hiatus I am back for another try.
What to say?
Well. The outcomes of wars are generally hard to predict.
When in doubt, ALWAYS lean away from defeatist perspectives.
Slava Ukraini!
What to say?
Well. The outcomes of wars are generally hard to predict.
When in doubt, ALWAYS lean away from defeatist perspectives.
Slava Ukraini!
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Word on the street is this place is reaching critical mass. So after 10 months hiatus I am back for another try.
What to say?
Well. The outcomes of wars are generally hard to predict.
When in doubt, ALWAYS lean away from defeatist perspectives.
Slava Ukraini!
What to say?
Well. The outcomes of wars are generally hard to predict.
When in doubt, ALWAYS lean away from defeatist perspectives.
Slava Ukraini!
Russian war machine fuck off
Slava Ukraini
Slava Ukraini
December 29, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Russian war machine fuck off
Slava Ukraini
Slava Ukraini
How will bluesky publish sphere drone pics? Let's find out
December 20, 2023 at 10:21 PM
How will bluesky publish sphere drone pics? Let's find out
Me: This is a perfect situation for some compartmentalization.
My 13yo: The thing with the boxes?
Me: Exactly! Just put all the other tests away for now and focus on this one.
Her: That's easier said than done
Me: Fair enough
#parenting #leadership #beinghelpful #dadoftheyear
My 13yo: The thing with the boxes?
Me: Exactly! Just put all the other tests away for now and focus on this one.
Her: That's easier said than done
Me: Fair enough
#parenting #leadership #beinghelpful #dadoftheyear
December 19, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Me: This is a perfect situation for some compartmentalization.
My 13yo: The thing with the boxes?
Me: Exactly! Just put all the other tests away for now and focus on this one.
Her: That's easier said than done
Me: Fair enough
#parenting #leadership #beinghelpful #dadoftheyear
My 13yo: The thing with the boxes?
Me: Exactly! Just put all the other tests away for now and focus on this one.
Her: That's easier said than done
Me: Fair enough
#parenting #leadership #beinghelpful #dadoftheyear
Swedish Christmas ham on Canadian pig and Finnish mustard, cured Swedish style by an expat German butcher, and prepared by me. It is not easy being an immigrant, but someone has to do it.
December 15, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Swedish Christmas ham on Canadian pig and Finnish mustard, cured Swedish style by an expat German butcher, and prepared by me. It is not easy being an immigrant, but someone has to do it.
I'm not saying my youngest is a nerd, but instead of reading the stories on the back of the cereal boxes, she calculates total ingredient weights in the box from the nutrition value label...
December 13, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I'm not saying my youngest is a nerd, but instead of reading the stories on the back of the cereal boxes, she calculates total ingredient weights in the box from the nutrition value label...
Facebook french translation just made it seem like I said that as per tradition I make my kids bring "Swedish lice" to school every 13 December.
"Lussekatter" is in fact not lice but a traditional Swedish saffron bread that we eat today.
"Lussekatter" is in fact not lice but a traditional Swedish saffron bread that we eat today.
December 13, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Facebook french translation just made it seem like I said that as per tradition I make my kids bring "Swedish lice" to school every 13 December.
"Lussekatter" is in fact not lice but a traditional Swedish saffron bread that we eat today.
"Lussekatter" is in fact not lice but a traditional Swedish saffron bread that we eat today.
Hör från hemlandet att (vissa?) förskolor inte kan posta sovscheman i entrén längre eftersom föräldrar inte vill att deras barns tupplursrutiner "ska läcka".
De barnen kommer ju växa upp med en korrekt bild av hur mycket världen bryr sig om dem...
De barnen kommer ju växa upp med en korrekt bild av hur mycket världen bryr sig om dem...
December 13, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Hör från hemlandet att (vissa?) förskolor inte kan posta sovscheman i entrén längre eftersom föräldrar inte vill att deras barns tupplursrutiner "ska läcka".
De barnen kommer ju växa upp med en korrekt bild av hur mycket världen bryr sig om dem...
De barnen kommer ju växa upp med en korrekt bild av hur mycket världen bryr sig om dem...