Fogo
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I’m the one that you call when everyone else you’ve called can’t figure it out… and you’re going to pay a lot.
They should take characters from shows that have been cancelled and sprinkle them around in new shows at a new job.
April 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
They should take characters from shows that have been cancelled and sprinkle them around in new shows at a new job.
If someone ran for mayor here and their whole platform was about fixing potholes, they would win.
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If someone ran for mayor here and their whole platform was about fixing potholes, they would win.
I thought I was losing flexibility, but my jeans just shrunk in the wash.
April 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I thought I was losing flexibility, but my jeans just shrunk in the wash.
Market manipulation?! Who could’ve possibly seen it coming?!
April 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Market manipulation?! Who could’ve possibly seen it coming?!
Part of getting old as a millennial is having to go to physical locations for your parents, just to pay for and make changes to accounts that were set up before online access.
April 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Part of getting old as a millennial is having to go to physical locations for your parents, just to pay for and make changes to accounts that were set up before online access.
What if Mickey Mouse wore your ears?
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
What if Mickey Mouse wore your ears?
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Val Kilmer has died at 65
Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65
A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade.
www.nytimes.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Val Kilmer has died at 65
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lol, youtube added a clickthrough warning modal to save people from getting rickrolled. afaict it's the only video that has it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
April 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
lol, youtube added a clickthrough warning modal to save people from getting rickrolled. afaict it's the only video that has it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
We used to throw 2 liters of soda off the top off Dominos to see how far they would go as rockets.
something i think about often is my first job was at a pizza place. at the end of the night we’d pop the leftover pizzas we had in the temp fridge in the oven and take them to our homes for dinner. after awhile the owner MADE us throw them in the trash, no pizza “for free”. just pure waste now
April 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We used to throw 2 liters of soda off the top off Dominos to see how far they would go as rockets.
I’m not a big fan of tomatoes, but when it’s a big ass slice on a sourdough jack, it hits different.
March 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I’m not a big fan of tomatoes, but when it’s a big ass slice on a sourdough jack, it hits different.
If I get one more streaming service price increase email this week, I’m cancelling everything and it’s a pirates life for me.
March 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If I get one more streaming service price increase email this week, I’m cancelling everything and it’s a pirates life for me.
We really didn’t deserve MySpace Tom.
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We really didn’t deserve MySpace Tom.
Uzo Aduba is such a legend.
March 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Uzo Aduba is such a legend.
All you have to do is block narcissists. They hate not getting your attention.
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
All you have to do is block narcissists. They hate not getting your attention.
I mean, why wouldn’t the BMW in front of me in the Starbucks drive thru be ordering 6 ridiculous drinks?
March 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I mean, why wouldn’t the BMW in front of me in the Starbucks drive thru be ordering 6 ridiculous drinks?
1923 really is just like 3 love stories with some cowboy stuff sprinkled in.
March 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
1923 really is just like 3 love stories with some cowboy stuff sprinkled in.
Righteous Gemstones season 4 episode 1 is movie quality.
March 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Righteous Gemstones season 4 episode 1 is movie quality.
Just stop posting on twitter. Many people don't realize they're actually shadow banned unless they pay for a check mark.
March 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just stop posting on twitter. Many people don't realize they're actually shadow banned unless they pay for a check mark.
You accidentally watched a reel of someone doing the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl dance… here’s 500 more just like it.
March 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You accidentally watched a reel of someone doing the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl dance… here’s 500 more just like it.
At some point I forgot that I am one of the most prolific haters on the planet. I need to get back to my roots.
March 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
At some point I forgot that I am one of the most prolific haters on the planet. I need to get back to my roots.
Oh, yeah, Starlink is not safe. If you need to use it, definitely run a VPN.
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oh, yeah, Starlink is not safe. If you need to use it, definitely run a VPN.
If we stopped trying to save commercial real estate with all this return to work in person nonsense, we could turn it all in to affordable housing.
March 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If we stopped trying to save commercial real estate with all this return to work in person nonsense, we could turn it all in to affordable housing.
If there were a prequel to Red Dawn… I’m pretty sure we are living in it.
March 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If there were a prequel to Red Dawn… I’m pretty sure we are living in it.
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Pauly Shore could be a good super villain.
February 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Pauly Shore could be a good super villain.