Danny Lime 🍋🟩
@iamdannylime.bsky.social
Political Satire • Comedic Journalist
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August 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The time has come. My transition to Bluesky full time is under way. TikTok is beyond compromised. It’s worse than IG now.
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The time has come. My transition to Bluesky full time is under way. TikTok is beyond compromised. It’s worse than IG now.
He was telling on himself
July 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He was telling on himself
Get this man in a nursing home
June 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Get this man in a nursing home
They really don’t
June 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They really don’t
Where is he going?
June 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Where is he going?
This is elder abuse
May 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This is elder abuse
Ladies and Gentlemen the wait is over. My podcast is HERE!!! Please go subscribe to my Substack right now! Only $7 will give you access to my personal think pieces on topics like Mental Health, The Democratic Party and Kanye West. Plus you will get the first 4 episodes of THE LIME ROOM.
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen the wait is over. My podcast is HERE!!! Please go subscribe to my Substack right now! Only $7 will give you access to my personal think pieces on topics like Mental Health, The Democratic Party and Kanye West. Plus you will get the first 4 episodes of THE LIME ROOM.
Time to Renegotiate
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Time to Renegotiate
Elon Musk will be prosecuted. This country needs to make an example of someone who thinks they can bully the government into giving away all of its citizens personal information.
February 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Elon Musk will be prosecuted. This country needs to make an example of someone who thinks they can bully the government into giving away all of its citizens personal information.
They already mad.
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They already mad.
I wish this was less accurate. We are still
January 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wish this was less accurate. We are still
CONGRESS IS COMPROMISED THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE LAWS ANYMORE. They want to lick the dirty boot of their orange GOD KING.
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
CONGRESS IS COMPROMISED THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE LAWS ANYMORE. They want to lick the dirty boot of their orange GOD KING.
19 republicans want to sue Costco over DEI. These lawmakers are more concerned with stopping these initiatives than lowering the price of the groceries inside these stores.
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
19 republicans want to sue Costco over DEI. These lawmakers are more concerned with stopping these initiatives than lowering the price of the groceries inside these stores.
What the MAGA faithful have YET to realize is that TRUMP NEEDS YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED HIM. Open your eyes people. YOU THE VOTERS HAVE THE POWER OVER THIS MAN. Not the other way around.
January 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What the MAGA faithful have YET to realize is that TRUMP NEEDS YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED HIM. Open your eyes people. YOU THE VOTERS HAVE THE POWER OVER THIS MAN. Not the other way around.
Trump freezes a federal Assistance. It’s not easy to admit you are struggling and depend on these resources but I want ALL MAGA to KNOW. That you ASSHOLES VOTED to TAKE FOOD OUT OF MY KIDS MOUTH.
January 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Trump freezes a federal Assistance. It’s not easy to admit you are struggling and depend on these resources but I want ALL MAGA to KNOW. That you ASSHOLES VOTED to TAKE FOOD OUT OF MY KIDS MOUTH.
By 2050 America will be a country that is a minority majority. The Heritage Foundation and all of these WHITE SUPREMACY groups know they have no power to control this country anymore. This administration is the final stand of their DYING BELIEFS. We are not afraid, do NOT give in to their lies.
January 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
By 2050 America will be a country that is a minority majority. The Heritage Foundation and all of these WHITE SUPREMACY groups know they have no power to control this country anymore. This administration is the final stand of their DYING BELIEFS. We are not afraid, do NOT give in to their lies.