Danny Lime 🍋🟩
@iamdannylime.bsky.social
Political Satire • Comedic Journalist
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August 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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He was telling on himself
July 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He was telling on himself
Get this man in a nursing home
June 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Get this man in a nursing home
They really don’t
June 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They really don’t
Where is he going?
June 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Where is he going?
This is elder abuse
May 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This is elder abuse
Ladies and Gentlemen the wait is over. My podcast is HERE!!! Please go subscribe to my Substack right now! Only $7 will give you access to my personal think pieces on topics like Mental Health, The Democratic Party and Kanye West. Plus you will get the first 4 episodes of THE LIME ROOM.
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen the wait is over. My podcast is HERE!!! Please go subscribe to my Substack right now! Only $7 will give you access to my personal think pieces on topics like Mental Health, The Democratic Party and Kanye West. Plus you will get the first 4 episodes of THE LIME ROOM.
Time to Renegotiate
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Time to Renegotiate
They already mad.
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They already mad.
I wish this was less accurate. We are still
January 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wish this was less accurate. We are still
THEY WILL NOT STOP US! This is not the resurgence of the Confederacy or the rising of the South. This is the LAST DITCH EFFORT. To assert control in a time where the
January 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
THEY WILL NOT STOP US! This is not the resurgence of the Confederacy or the rising of the South. This is the LAST DITCH EFFORT. To assert control in a time where the
How them egg prices right now?!
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How them egg prices right now?!
It was so much more peaceful in China. America is the Bad place.
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It was so much more peaceful in China. America is the Bad place.
Wasted no time. Whatever changes have come to this app. Make sure our voices are still heard. DO NOT GIVE IN.
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wasted no time. Whatever changes have come to this app. Make sure our voices are still heard. DO NOT GIVE IN.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! The message is different from yesterday and they removed Trumps name. Y’all know for a fact Trump don’t take his name off of ANYTHING!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!
January 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! The message is different from yesterday and they removed Trumps name. Y’all know for a fact Trump don’t take his name off of ANYTHING!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!
Im feeling this way about Congress and the Supreme Court right now too.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Im feeling this way about Congress and the Supreme Court right now too.
This is the next move. Now that we’ve truly opened up to the world we need to get answers.
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is the next move. Now that we’ve truly opened up to the world we need to get answers.