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Clutch
@iamclutch.bsky.social
Former retail slave, now data analyst. Vaporwave fanatic, gamer. Middle-aged cat dad. Always an angsty rocker in my mid-twenties at heart. Proudly #MeidasMighty #resist 💙🇺🇸 🇺🇦
For clarification, that's a Ford Aerostar, not an Astro Van. Stay safe, folks.
October 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I went to a Bass Pro Shop yesterday. Got folks like that *galore* shopping there, thankfully nobody wearing MAGA gear but still... it sucks to look at folks and immediately assume the worst. And I'm sure not all of them are right-wingers, but modern times have conditioned me to be wary and silent.
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Watch MAGA be like "THAT'S A RADICAL LEFTIST"
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They're trying to shape that narrative hard, though. According the FBI (tweeted out by the honorable Kash Patel), bullets found at the scene have 'Anti-ICE' messaging on them. Like, literally, someone wrote 'ANTI-ICE' on a bullet. Just a touch on-the-nose, imo.
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love and hate that this statue was likely based off these comedic geniuses.
two men in suits and hats are walking down a dirt road in a black and white photo .
ALT: two men in suits and hats are walking down a dirt road in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted by Clutch
GROYPER EXPLAINER: Part 1 🧵👇🏼

Fabulous intro into the worldviews of the state-driven Christian Nationalism of Charlie Kirk vs the base Nick Fuentes taps into: incel forums, gamer chat, crypto cynicism, & edgelord memes.

Otherwise known as Black Pill Accelerationists.

A Cy Canterel explainer.
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The "fuck your feelings" crowd got their feelings hurt.
September 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Too bad Mitch McConnell and Merrick Garland had other plans.
September 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Let me get my shoes."
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Leaving behind a calling card, like one of the Wet Bandits.
September 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Both publications take turns with being the loudest, most incorrect mouthpiece. It's infuriating.
September 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Try using that the next time your boss calls you to account for something. See how it goes.
June 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Someone do it already, please. And make it mean something.
June 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Same here. I wouldn't be surprised if this were to be the last Juneteenth.
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Zelenskyy is a true leader.
June 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dang thing hasn't even been built yet, but that won't stop him from lying through his teeth about how 'fabulous' it is! What an embarrassment.
May 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yes.
April 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM