Clutch
@iamclutch.bsky.social
Former retail slave, now data analyst. Vaporwave fanatic, gamer. Middle-aged cat dad. Always an angsty rocker in my mid-twenties at heart. Proudly #MeidasMighty #resist 💙🇺🇸 🇺🇦
"You've F'd us royally. Still love you!"
MAGA brains...
MAGA brains...
April 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"You've F'd us royally. Still love you!"
MAGA brains...
MAGA brains...
Careful with this one, folks. He sent me a DM claiming that he's been in the US Army for 20 years and is active duty in Ukraine (but somehow is just a lieutenant). Then wanted me to email him about unspecified topic due to 'security reasons'.
March 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Careful with this one, folks. He sent me a DM claiming that he's been in the US Army for 20 years and is active duty in Ukraine (but somehow is just a lieutenant). Then wanted me to email him about unspecified topic due to 'security reasons'.
In an alternate reality:
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
In an alternate reality:
Let's play 'Spot the difference':
March 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Let's play 'Spot the difference':
Thanks, I grew them myself.
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thanks, I grew them myself.
This kind of post is inexcusable.
Do better.
Do better.
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This kind of post is inexcusable.
Do better.
Do better.
The entire world will rejoice when they hear of your passing. And the devil will sharpen the pitchfork.
#notmypresident
#notmypresident
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The entire world will rejoice when they hear of your passing. And the devil will sharpen the pitchfork.
#notmypresident
#notmypresident
Yep, smile for the cameras. And off we go into the sunset.
American Democracy
1776 - 2025
American Democracy
1776 - 2025
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yep, smile for the cameras. And off we go into the sunset.
American Democracy
1776 - 2025
American Democracy
1776 - 2025
Thanks for your support! I do my best.
December 21, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Thanks for your support! I do my best.
Folks, report this imposter account pushing crypto. This is not the real Glenn Kirschner. Also check your followers, because I don't think this is isolated. We got some scumbags trying some hinky sh*t.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Folks, report this imposter account pushing crypto. This is not the real Glenn Kirschner. Also check your followers, because I don't think this is isolated. We got some scumbags trying some hinky sh*t.
Oh nothing, just Trump calling people garbage, imagine that...
October 31, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Oh nothing, just Trump calling people garbage, imagine that...
Friends, watch yourselves with this one. Apparently a big content thief and also a Trumpist. Fool, you came to the wrong house.
October 27, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Friends, watch yourselves with this one. Apparently a big content thief and also a Trumpist. Fool, you came to the wrong house.
Signed into an email account that I used back when I was a right-leaning MAGAt, instant hilarity but also fuckin' disgust. I wish I had better words to express how I feel seeing this kind of crap:
October 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Signed into an email account that I used back when I was a right-leaning MAGAt, instant hilarity but also fuckin' disgust. I wish I had better words to express how I feel seeing this kind of crap:
Funny you should ask... This thing had me cackling uncontrollably for a good ten minutes the first time I saw it. 🤣
October 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Funny you should ask... This thing had me cackling uncontrollably for a good ten minutes the first time I saw it. 🤣
Hi, it's me from that app. Yeah, that guy. That app. I was never able incredibly popular there. But with your help, we can change that!
Let's see what I can offer as an introductory gift... Oh yeah. Does the internet still accept CAT as currency?
Let's see what I can offer as an introductory gift... Oh yeah. Does the internet still accept CAT as currency?
October 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Hi, it's me from that app. Yeah, that guy. That app. I was never able incredibly popular there. But with your help, we can change that!
Let's see what I can offer as an introductory gift... Oh yeah. Does the internet still accept CAT as currency?
Let's see what I can offer as an introductory gift... Oh yeah. Does the internet still accept CAT as currency?
The Friday 'fit. Black hoodie, black thermal, black pants and these bad boys. #converse #breastcancerawareness #realmenwearpink
October 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The Friday 'fit. Black hoodie, black thermal, black pants and these bad boys. #converse #breastcancerawareness #realmenwearpink
Oh nothing, just Trump sitting on a towel, for some unknown reason. Unknown. We don't know, right? 🤣
October 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Oh nothing, just Trump sitting on a towel, for some unknown reason. Unknown. We don't know, right? 🤣
Post a PERFECT album from the '90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the '90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.