Chris Scott
@iamchrisscott.bsky.social
ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com
I have the perfect pet. I love him. His name is Waldo.
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have the perfect pet. I love him. His name is Waldo.
Hard to explain anything to your child when they’re 15 feet from you
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hard to explain anything to your child when they’re 15 feet from you
“Green grass turns brown when it begins to rot” dude is fully on some Chauncey Gardiner shit now
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Green grass turns brown when it begins to rot” dude is fully on some Chauncey Gardiner shit now
Just finished and *loved* @johnchrostek.com's brilliant cosmic horror epic Feast of the Pale Leviathan, and I'm a little (a lot) jealous of his beautiful imagination. Wild ride from start to finish. Check it out: deepoverstock.com/product/feas...
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just finished and *loved* @johnchrostek.com's brilliant cosmic horror epic Feast of the Pale Leviathan, and I'm a little (a lot) jealous of his beautiful imagination. Wild ride from start to finish. Check it out: deepoverstock.com/product/feas...
First time writing the word “caution” on a finite surface. How’d I do?
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
First time writing the word “caution” on a finite surface. How’d I do?
Same day! Who’s asking for this? Who is watching this trash?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Same day! Who’s asking for this? Who is watching this trash?
This shit is the worst thing that’s happened to horror in 30 years. I cannot understand the psychology of horror fans who get excited about this stuff. There’s like 5 of these coming out every week now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This shit is the worst thing that’s happened to horror in 30 years. I cannot understand the psychology of horror fans who get excited about this stuff. There’s like 5 of these coming out every week now.
Classing up all the traffic cones in my neighborhood by painting them black
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Classing up all the traffic cones in my neighborhood by painting them black
I worry this sweet little swallowtail caterpillar isn’t going to make it past the coming freeze. Life can be beautiful but also so fragile. If any of you are friends with my exes please show them this post so they can see how much I’ve grown emotionally in the past 15ish years.
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I worry this sweet little swallowtail caterpillar isn’t going to make it past the coming freeze. Life can be beautiful but also so fragile. If any of you are friends with my exes please show them this post so they can see how much I’ve grown emotionally in the past 15ish years.
A remarkable city honestly
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A remarkable city honestly
Oh look it’s @lukeoneil47.bsky.social mansplaining at us 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh look it’s @lukeoneil47.bsky.social mansplaining at us 🙄
Read and loved @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s excellent new book We Had It Coming. Stories that twist the knife while simultaneously supplying the tourniquet. My pet rabbit Waldo also liked it.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Read and loved @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s excellent new book We Had It Coming. Stories that twist the knife while simultaneously supplying the tourniquet. My pet rabbit Waldo also liked it.
Excited to unveil the 2025 Thome-lantern, in honor of hometown hero and pride of Central Illinois, Jim Thome. 22 incredible seasons, 5 All Star game appearances, 612 career home runs. Happy Halloween, Jim.
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Excited to unveil the 2025 Thome-lantern, in honor of hometown hero and pride of Central Illinois, Jim Thome. 22 incredible seasons, 5 All Star game appearances, 612 career home runs. Happy Halloween, Jim.
Tom Tiffany. Tim Michele.
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tom Tiffany. Tim Michele.
I actually covered this for ClickHole once
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I actually covered this for ClickHole once
Candace Owens shared texts of her and Charlie Kirk bonding over Kanye West’s Monster and I can’t stop thinking about him reciting what are widely regarded as some of the worst bars ever recorded
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Candace Owens shared texts of her and Charlie Kirk bonding over Kanye West’s Monster and I can’t stop thinking about him reciting what are widely regarded as some of the worst bars ever recorded
Nourished By Time knocked my socks off last night, for the second time this year. Absolutely see them live if you get a chance.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nourished By Time knocked my socks off last night, for the second time this year. Absolutely see them live if you get a chance.
Just finished this phenomenal new novel from @perfidiousscript.bsky.social of @ergot.bsky.social. One of the most enjoyable reading experiences I’ve had in a long time. A jigsaw puzzle of a book that poked and prodded at my brain in the best ways. asterismbooks.com/product/the-...
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just finished this phenomenal new novel from @perfidiousscript.bsky.social of @ergot.bsky.social. One of the most enjoyable reading experiences I’ve had in a long time. A jigsaw puzzle of a book that poked and prodded at my brain in the best ways. asterismbooks.com/product/the-...
TMZ remains undefeated in choosing the absolute weirdest tone and uncanniest language to describe super straightforward stuff
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
TMZ remains undefeated in choosing the absolute weirdest tone and uncanniest language to describe super straightforward stuff
Currently watching Halloween 4 which was filmed around Salt Lake City but is obviously supposed to take place in Illinois. To really sell it, at one point Dr. Loomis is in a diner filled with photos of Abraham Lincoln.
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Currently watching Halloween 4 which was filmed around Salt Lake City but is obviously supposed to take place in Illinois. To really sell it, at one point Dr. Loomis is in a diner filled with photos of Abraham Lincoln.