Brandon Diehl
@iambrandondiehl.bsky.social
Poet with autism and a really big cat. Here to connect with fellow bookish people and/or fellow neurodivergent people and/or fellow anti-fascists.
he/him • NJ • www.brandondiehl.net
he/him • NJ • www.brandondiehl.net
My cat while attacking the vacuum cleaner.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My cat while attacking the vacuum cleaner.
Blurry capture of the man who just ate my mashed potatoes. If you have any information about the suspect, please let me know.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Blurry capture of the man who just ate my mashed potatoes. If you have any information about the suspect, please let me know.
It's me. A god-fearing conservative. I'm here to lecture you all about masculinity.
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's me. A god-fearing conservative. I'm here to lecture you all about masculinity.
Gonna tell my kids this was Charlie Kirk.
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Charlie Kirk.
New thing discovered in my mom's bathroom.
August 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
New thing discovered in my mom's bathroom.
I believe in forgiveness but you're telling me Andy Byron is a CEO, a cheating pig, AND a Coldplay fan?
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I believe in forgiveness but you're telling me Andy Byron is a CEO, a cheating pig, AND a Coldplay fan?
Neurotypicals when they realize ignoring neurodivergent people doesn't make them disappear.
July 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Neurotypicals when they realize ignoring neurodivergent people doesn't make them disappear.
I was joking, but okay....
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I was joking, but okay....
Reading poetry is good.
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reading poetry is good.
How it feels to reach out to a writer you love for a blurb.
July 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How it feels to reach out to a writer you love for a blurb.
Asking my mom to write a 10,000-word essay in MLA format to explain why she has this in her bathroom.
July 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Asking my mom to write a 10,000-word essay in MLA format to explain why she has this in her bathroom.
Society when an autistic woman unmasks for 3 seconds.
June 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Society when an autistic woman unmasks for 3 seconds.
When a conservative sees the phrase "sharing is caring."
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When a conservative sees the phrase "sharing is caring."
Neurotypicals whenever an autistic person says something slightly offensive.
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Neurotypicals whenever an autistic person says something slightly offensive.
This is my go-to.
June 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is my go-to.
Of course. For some reason his size is hard to capture in photos but you can *kind of* tell he's big in this one.
June 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Of course. For some reason his size is hard to capture in photos but you can *kind of* tell he's big in this one.
When I see "autistic" in someone's bio.
June 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
When I see "autistic" in someone's bio.
Free dog toy! Love it. My cat would probably have a stroke if he saw all the milk in the dairy section. He has a problem. This is what I see when I eat cereal.
June 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Free dog toy! Love it. My cat would probably have a stroke if he saw all the milk in the dairy section. He has a problem. This is what I see when I eat cereal.