Abigail Emma
@iamanabigail.bsky.social
Writer of fiction and poetry. Editor of words and sentences. 🇺🇸🇬🇧 ✡️ Downwardly mobile urban haute bourgeoisie. Based in Los Angeles.
In Batman v Superman, they divorced. Like Kramer vs Kramer with capes.
January 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
In Batman v Superman, they divorced. Like Kramer vs Kramer with capes.
“Life-sized Monopoly game” sounds like a Jeopardy answer to “What is capitalism?”
December 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
“Life-sized Monopoly game” sounds like a Jeopardy answer to “What is capitalism?”
I know people will be tempted to screenshot-dunk here in lieu of quote-dunking. May I suggest hiding the person’s ID-ing info before you do? Especially if they're a small account. Ask yourself: Do I want to give them attention and trigger a pile-on, or do I just want to respond to what they said?
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I know people will be tempted to screenshot-dunk here in lieu of quote-dunking. May I suggest hiding the person’s ID-ing info before you do? Especially if they're a small account. Ask yourself: Do I want to give them attention and trigger a pile-on, or do I just want to respond to what they said?
After two years of not tweeting beyond "follow me on bluesky" or interacting with anyone, I can finally check this off my to-do list and not feel any sadness about it. Having an account there just feels like putting money in the pocket of apartheid Dr. No.
November 14, 2024 at 10:04 AM
After two years of not tweeting beyond "follow me on bluesky" or interacting with anyone, I can finally check this off my to-do list and not feel any sadness about it. Having an account there just feels like putting money in the pocket of apartheid Dr. No.
“Elder certified.” LMAO. Bluesky deepcut right there.
September 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
“Elder certified.” LMAO. Bluesky deepcut right there.
In the U.S., a pack of 2 costs $25
April 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM
In the U.S., a pack of 2 costs $25
Make a basic one you can use for applying to any job and then edit it and add stuff for whatever specific job you’re applying for. It sucks, I know. Find a template online. You’ll want one that has a “summary” section where you can throw in all those fancy keyword phrases.
January 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Make a basic one you can use for applying to any job and then edit it and add stuff for whatever specific job you’re applying for. It sucks, I know. Find a template online. You’ll want one that has a “summary” section where you can throw in all those fancy keyword phrases.
Quote-post with a photo of you dressed up for Halloween as a kid.
(I’m the one on the right)
(I’m the one on the right)
November 1, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Quote-post with a photo of you dressed up for Halloween as a kid.
(I’m the one on the right)
(I’m the one on the right)
Quote post a picture of you from the 80s
1987, at home, half a block from Venice Beach
1987, at home, half a block from Venice Beach
October 30, 2023 at 6:25 AM
Quote post a picture of you from the 80s
1987, at home, half a block from Venice Beach
1987, at home, half a block from Venice Beach
If anyone “wrote the book on genocide,” as someone on here claimed, it’s the Romans.
October 17, 2023 at 9:06 PM
If anyone “wrote the book on genocide,” as someone on here claimed, it’s the Romans.
Claiming the US “wrote the book on fascism” is Mussolini erasure
October 17, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Claiming the US “wrote the book on fascism” is Mussolini erasure
Time to skeet another album you know every damn word to, my friend :)
(I think you can guess someone’s exact age based on their response to this prompt)
(I think you can guess someone’s exact age based on their response to this prompt)
October 8, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Time to skeet another album you know every damn word to, my friend :)
(I think you can guess someone’s exact age based on their response to this prompt)
(I think you can guess someone’s exact age based on their response to this prompt)
Reskeet with a pic of you experiencing pure joy!
September 19, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Reskeet with a pic of you experiencing pure joy!
me when scientists need test subjects to get railed in zero-g
September 18, 2023 at 7:14 AM
me when scientists need test subjects to get railed in zero-g
Before he was Ken, Simu Liu was on The Expanse
September 17, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Before he was Ken, Simu Liu was on The Expanse
A pro-polyamory tote bag I saw at HomeGoods today, in case you want a little capitalism with your polycule.
September 14, 2023 at 6:27 AM
A pro-polyamory tote bag I saw at HomeGoods today, in case you want a little capitalism with your polycule.
Just picked it up from my local used bookstore. Damn it’s a big book. Haha.
September 10, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Just picked it up from my local used bookstore. Damn it’s a big book. Haha.
