Pinned
I wanted Oscar gold but life dealt me a Razzie
I was filling up my car and this stranger came up to me. We were making small talk and he mentioned how JD Vance could be president in 2028
I looked at him and said “hey buddy, I’m here for gas. Not nightmare fuel”
I looked at him and said “hey buddy, I’m here for gas. Not nightmare fuel”
March 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was filling up my car and this stranger came up to me. We were making small talk and he mentioned how JD Vance could be president in 2028
I looked at him and said “hey buddy, I’m here for gas. Not nightmare fuel”
I looked at him and said “hey buddy, I’m here for gas. Not nightmare fuel”
Focus up. Jesus christ man
Santa here! I'm just checking in how's everyone feeling! 🎅🎄
December 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Focus up. Jesus christ man
Need something to say to my dentist
December 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Need something to say to my dentist
John Lennon- The Grinch
George Harrison- Scrooge
Paul McCartney- the magician from Frosty the Snowman
Ringo Starr- George Bailey
George Harrison- Scrooge
Paul McCartney- the magician from Frosty the Snowman
Ringo Starr- George Bailey
December 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
John Lennon- The Grinch
George Harrison- Scrooge
Paul McCartney- the magician from Frosty the Snowman
Ringo Starr- George Bailey
George Harrison- Scrooge
Paul McCartney- the magician from Frosty the Snowman
Ringo Starr- George Bailey
Feels like we need a little Christmas a little more than ever given this election year
December 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Feels like we need a little Christmas a little more than ever given this election year
Except, of course, on gingerbread houses and getting just the right amount of cinnamon to top off a hot chocolate
December 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Except, of course, on gingerbread houses and getting just the right amount of cinnamon to top off a hot chocolate
My aunt at Xmas dinner this year
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My aunt at Xmas dinner this year
Mark my words. Whoever wins this will be the next Lennon/McCartney
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Mark my words. Whoever wins this will be the next Lennon/McCartney
“The title’s great considering the lead actor” - my father
December 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
“The title’s great considering the lead actor” - my father
Don’t even smoke but I always rip a cig before the dentist. Make them doubt everything when they see my perfect teeth
December 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Don’t even smoke but I always rip a cig before the dentist. Make them doubt everything when they see my perfect teeth
Told my mom I was Kranking it in the basement. A poor choice of words perhaps
December 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Told my mom I was Kranking it in the basement. A poor choice of words perhaps
Would you rather get Wonder Lifed this year or Caroled?
December 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Would you rather get Wonder Lifed this year or Caroled?
This is a gross simplification, Mr. McCann.
“Bed Peace was a thing where John and Yoko protested something by like, staying in bed”
December 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
This is a gross simplification, Mr. McCann.
Reposted by Lonesome Hobo
When my girlfriend asks me a question about The Beatles
December 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
When my girlfriend asks me a question about The Beatles
I wanted Oscar gold but life dealt me a Razzie
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I wanted Oscar gold but life dealt me a Razzie
Who is this? I must hear him
Omg Adam Lambert’s voice is INSANE. He just did something in a song during this matinee that. . . Holy moly that VOICE.💕🌟
December 23, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Who is this? I must hear him
Motorcycle marathon on the flight home. The Bikeriders, Easy Rider, and The Wild One.
Journey back in time through the christmases of motorcycle past
Some say heaven is United. I say it’s so
Journey back in time through the christmases of motorcycle past
Some say heaven is United. I say it’s so
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Motorcycle marathon on the flight home. The Bikeriders, Easy Rider, and The Wild One.
Journey back in time through the christmases of motorcycle past
Some say heaven is United. I say it’s so
Journey back in time through the christmases of motorcycle past
Some say heaven is United. I say it’s so
Christmas alone. Some say it’s heaven. I say it ain’t.
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Christmas alone. Some say it’s heaven. I say it ain’t.
My daughter said she had a crush on a boy this Christmas. I said“that’s great honey… what’s his name?”
Luigi Mangione…
Where did I go wrong?
Luigi Mangione…
Where did I go wrong?
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My daughter said she had a crush on a boy this Christmas. I said“that’s great honey… what’s his name?”
Luigi Mangione…
Where did I go wrong?
Luigi Mangione…
Where did I go wrong?
Kiss your wife this Christmas for me 🤣
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Kiss your wife this Christmas for me 🤣
Met a galactic girl
Flying in my car
And we booked a date
At the Mars Bar
Flying in my car
And we booked a date
At the Mars Bar
December 23, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Met a galactic girl
Flying in my car
And we booked a date
At the Mars Bar
Flying in my car
And we booked a date
At the Mars Bar
Do not. Ever. Leave bologna in the fridge. Especially over the. Holidays.
December 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Do not. Ever. Leave bologna in the fridge. Especially over the. Holidays.
Would love to see what Pat Garrett would do with this Mr Krank fella
December 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Would love to see what Pat Garrett would do with this Mr Krank fella
I have tried my hand at bribery
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I have tried my hand at bribery
I am a lonesome hobo
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I am a lonesome hobo