Chicken or Beef?
iamagiraffe.bsky.social
Chicken or Beef?
@iamagiraffe.bsky.social
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✈️Cabin Crew, 🤱🏻Mum, 🍪basic baker, 📺trash TV enthusiast, 🚆plane & train spotter, 📖book reader, 👂🏻advocate for better mental health
UK
Just seen a thread from a post office worker about Christmas post etiquette. Replies were disabled so I'll just add my 2ps here.

please do NOT simply put your wrapped gift in the post. Post COVID I did agency work in a huge sorting warehouse and so many people did this. IT WILL BE DAMAGED.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A nice Moroccan cous cous with some natural yogurt is HUGELY underrated.
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me aged 13 using my paper round money to replace the ones I'd inhaled from my mum's Christmas Cupboard. A cycle that took place LOADS of times 😂
Last year, I bought six selection boxes before I managed to keep one intact to give my niece for Christmas. This year I've already smashed five of them down my cakehole, we're still weeks away. I'm surely not alone in this?
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I have already seen some crazy stuff on IG this morning. Who knew on that 1st December Elf on the Shelf brings PRESENTS? Like a mini Christmas? Wtf?

No elf in our house 😂 here have this chocolate advent calendar like a normal child
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
We would have to be facing near apocalyptic conditions for me to eat SPAM. That new advert is truly perplexing. The current clientele must be dying of old age and they need to bring in new customers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Also I have a SECOND glucose test tomorrow to check for gestational diabetes. Baby was big on scan on Thursday. I was quite looking forward to the last one as in my memory they put you on a bed on a ward and you could just nap. That's not the case sadly 😂 I must have dreamt that.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ahh if anyone needs me to do anything tomorrow then please just don't bother asking. I have bitten my nails so much tonight that tomorrow I expect to have the dexterity of Edward Scissorhands.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Been rattling round the house since 6am. Currently making some birthday cookies (not for me cos I'm an Aries 😎) and I might even have a morning bath before toddler football later.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Also December is my favourite time of year to work. It can be chaotic especially if the weather takes a turn but the vibe is unmatched. I hate to miss it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Christmassy music on Classic FM, my favourite time of year 😎
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Purchasing second hand Cars figures on vinted cos Finn McMissile and Francesco Bernoulli are sold out everywhere 😂 Jackson Storm???? No chance.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
14 degrees tomorrow??? Crack the shorts out.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nobody can tell me it's too early for fizzy drinks. It's 10:30 and I am cracking out the Schweppes. I am feeling stressed, I need a strong glass of lemonade 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
My dad's dogs are well behaved dogs and no trouble but they just follow you from room to room with doleful eyes. If you try and stroke them they trot away. Then they come back and the cycle starts again. ANNOYING.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
When any website goes down obviously the first port of call is Twitter/X. "Is anyone else's XYZ down???". Yes. Okay not just me.

What about if twitter itself is down?

Thank god for Bluesky 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Made some shortbread before and it was delicious. I could hardly wait for them to cool down before I had 7218 of them. I can't imagine having the skill to make pastry, biscuits are my limit 🤣 #GBBO.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Someone's child was running across the road, looking at the ground. Dad (or whoever he was) looking at his phone. Kids mounts the kerb straight into me. Luckily a car didn't hit him and luckily our collision didn't cause any damage but

GET TF OFF YOUR PHONE WHILST YOU ARE CROSSING THE ROAD.
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Me attending every property viewing now our house is sold and I mean BUSINESS.
a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a magazine in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a magazine in her hand .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We have accepted an excellent offer on our house today and instead of celebrating I feel sick 😭 I know this is a good thing but now I just feel so panicky and stressed.
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Snuggled up on the couch with 3yr old and he is watching The Wrong Trousers for the first time. Hope Feathers McGraw isn't too much for him. He is already sad whenever Gromit is sad outside 🤣🤭♥️
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Our house had it's first viewing yesterday and we had a full asking price offer on it at noon! That is FAST. Was expecting a haggle. I feel like I am being punked.
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Anyone who gets into bed and simply goes to sleep must be deranged. You're not going to read a book? Listen to a podcast/radio? Scroll? Finish an episode of something? Wild.
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Trifle is sublime.

Too sublime. I have eaten too much and now I am in a bad mood cos I am so full.
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This year will be my TENTH year at my airline and I have never worked Christmas. Not for want of trying though. Can you imagine the privilege of celebrating Christmas somewhere different? Most people bring a "cling on" with them to celebrate so it's a whole big vibe.
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM