Walking Darwin Award
@iainhill.bsky.social
Fully paid up woke lefty liberal and proud of it. Darwin award presented by virtue of being a terminally single gay guy and therefore not going to pass on my genes.
Would you eat them if we did? Your carbohydrate avoidance skills are legendary.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Would you eat them if we did? Your carbohydrate avoidance skills are legendary.
I doooooooooooooo!
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I doooooooooooooo!
This guy gave me the willies, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This guy gave me the willies, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth.
Yeah, I'll run away in terror in a minute, just having a cuppa first.
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, I'll run away in terror in a minute, just having a cuppa first.
I was playing an online Scrabble game with a friend and tried to play Awoo.
It wouldn't accept it.
Scrabble is racist against wolves and were wolves.
It wouldn't accept it.
Scrabble is racist against wolves and were wolves.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I was playing an online Scrabble game with a friend and tried to play Awoo.
It wouldn't accept it.
Scrabble is racist against wolves and were wolves.
It wouldn't accept it.
Scrabble is racist against wolves and were wolves.
It's fantastic. I love the attitude it gives.
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's fantastic. I love the attitude it gives.
Whole new meaning to 'birthday cake'
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Whole new meaning to 'birthday cake'
*Insert every positive affirmation you can think of into this space that is too small for me to type them all out.
You cannot overstate the positive influence you have brought back to my life, Koda. Thank you. :)
You cannot overstate the positive influence you have brought back to my life, Koda. Thank you. :)
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
*Insert every positive affirmation you can think of into this space that is too small for me to type them all out.
You cannot overstate the positive influence you have brought back to my life, Koda. Thank you. :)
You cannot overstate the positive influence you have brought back to my life, Koda. Thank you. :)
I'm not going to comment on what you said as that's personal and people have different opinions.
I will, however, compliment you on your new hoodie.
I will, however, compliment you on your new hoodie.
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm not going to comment on what you said as that's personal and people have different opinions.
I will, however, compliment you on your new hoodie.
I will, however, compliment you on your new hoodie.
Evil is fun. I should know, I was a teacher.
October 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Evil is fun. I should know, I was a teacher.
*Puts on David Attenborough voice.
Fearless and skilled at combat, the Twinky Street Wolf is a species often seen tagging public buildings in a manner similar to the domestic canine marking his territory by peeing on lampposts.
Fearless and skilled at combat, the Twinky Street Wolf is a species often seen tagging public buildings in a manner similar to the domestic canine marking his territory by peeing on lampposts.
October 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
*Puts on David Attenborough voice.
Fearless and skilled at combat, the Twinky Street Wolf is a species often seen tagging public buildings in a manner similar to the domestic canine marking his territory by peeing on lampposts.
Fearless and skilled at combat, the Twinky Street Wolf is a species often seen tagging public buildings in a manner similar to the domestic canine marking his territory by peeing on lampposts.
You're so right! How did you know?
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You're so right! How did you know?
A wimba way a wimba way a wimba way a wimba way...
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A wimba way a wimba way a wimba way a wimba way...
Doing more squats? It's an addiction! :D
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Doing more squats? It's an addiction! :D
That's a super wholesome and sweet tradition in the fandom. It always makes me smile to see :)
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That's a super wholesome and sweet tradition in the fandom. It always makes me smile to see :)
Speaking of incredibly hot... Arooooo!
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Speaking of incredibly hot... Arooooo!
How did it go? I bet it was super awesome fantabulicious with extra strawberries!
September 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How did it go? I bet it was super awesome fantabulicious with extra strawberries!
The weather looks perfect, have an unbelievably phenomenal day!
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The weather looks perfect, have an unbelievably phenomenal day!