Walking Darwin Award
@iainhill.bsky.social
Fully paid up woke lefty liberal and proud of it. Darwin award presented by virtue of being a terminally single gay guy and therefore not going to pass on my genes.
Someone called Endo on Warcraft asked us to wait because he wasn't inside the raid yet.
I said "That's ironic".
I swear, the good jokes are just wasted on some people.
I said "That's ironic".
I swear, the good jokes are just wasted on some people.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Someone called Endo on Warcraft asked us to wait because he wasn't inside the raid yet.
I said "That's ironic".
I swear, the good jokes are just wasted on some people.
I said "That's ironic".
I swear, the good jokes are just wasted on some people.
I tried shoplifting once but gave up really quickly. Those things are really bloody heavy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I tried shoplifting once but gave up really quickly. Those things are really bloody heavy.
What goes beep beep beep beep hummmmm BOOM swear scrub scrub scrub?
Answer: Me forgetting to pierce the film on my microwave meal.
Answer: Me forgetting to pierce the film on my microwave meal.
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What goes beep beep beep beep hummmmm BOOM swear scrub scrub scrub?
Answer: Me forgetting to pierce the film on my microwave meal.
Answer: Me forgetting to pierce the film on my microwave meal.
Everyone says please and thank you to their Alexa, right?
Right?
Right?
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everyone says please and thank you to their Alexa, right?
Right?
Right?
Let's be honest, if you're a Christian extremist bigot then Kirk was indeed a hero.
If you have even the slightest clue what Jesus talked about in the NT then he was not.
Easy.
If you have even the slightest clue what Jesus talked about in the NT then he was not.
Easy.
September 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Let's be honest, if you're a Christian extremist bigot then Kirk was indeed a hero.
If you have even the slightest clue what Jesus talked about in the NT then he was not.
Easy.
If you have even the slightest clue what Jesus talked about in the NT then he was not.
Easy.
It's very simple in theory. All Starmer needs to do is stop the boats and suddenly Reform will no longer have the need to exist.
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's very simple in theory. All Starmer needs to do is stop the boats and suddenly Reform will no longer have the need to exist.
Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Great Yarmouth to Host Britain’s Biggest White Power Concert in Years – HOPE not hate
Great Yarmouth is set to host the largest white power music gig held in the UK for at least 10 years, HOPE not hate can...
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September 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Rather than write down a list of shopping I was after I made up a song I could sing to remember it instead.
I'm going to release 'Lasagne sheets and cheese' as a single.
The fact that I got back from the shop an hour ago and I'm still singing it proves that it's very catchy and should do well.
I'm going to release 'Lasagne sheets and cheese' as a single.
The fact that I got back from the shop an hour ago and I'm still singing it proves that it's very catchy and should do well.
August 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Rather than write down a list of shopping I was after I made up a song I could sing to remember it instead.
I'm going to release 'Lasagne sheets and cheese' as a single.
The fact that I got back from the shop an hour ago and I'm still singing it proves that it's very catchy and should do well.
I'm going to release 'Lasagne sheets and cheese' as a single.
The fact that I got back from the shop an hour ago and I'm still singing it proves that it's very catchy and should do well.
I started doing burpees today. I got as far as lying down and then stopped.
Still counts.
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Still counts.
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August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I started doing burpees today. I got as far as lying down and then stopped.
Still counts.
Subscribe for more fitness tips.
Still counts.
Subscribe for more fitness tips.
It's a little known fact that bratwurst sausages are made with 100% grass-fed annoying children.
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's a little known fact that bratwurst sausages are made with 100% grass-fed annoying children.
There was a problem with a lack of vowels in my drug-based Scrabble board.
I solved the problem with Es.
I solved the problem with Es.
July 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There was a problem with a lack of vowels in my drug-based Scrabble board.
I solved the problem with Es.
I solved the problem with Es.
The only people who ever complain about bigotry being exposed are the bigots.
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The only people who ever complain about bigotry being exposed are the bigots.
I'm going to start an annual celebration where people march through town in colourful gear with items they have opened using bottle openers and crowbars.
It will be called the Pried Parade.
It will be called the Pried Parade.
July 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm going to start an annual celebration where people march through town in colourful gear with items they have opened using bottle openers and crowbars.
It will be called the Pried Parade.
It will be called the Pried Parade.
1. Go to change the dog's water.
2. Scrape arm painfully on door handle.
3. Say 'ouch' and check for arm damage, forgetting that you are holding the water bowl.
4. Hurl slobberwater all over yourself.
5. Slip on slobberwater.
I'm just a big joke to you aren't I, Universe?
2. Scrape arm painfully on door handle.
3. Say 'ouch' and check for arm damage, forgetting that you are holding the water bowl.
4. Hurl slobberwater all over yourself.
5. Slip on slobberwater.
I'm just a big joke to you aren't I, Universe?
July 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
1. Go to change the dog's water.
2. Scrape arm painfully on door handle.
3. Say 'ouch' and check for arm damage, forgetting that you are holding the water bowl.
4. Hurl slobberwater all over yourself.
5. Slip on slobberwater.
I'm just a big joke to you aren't I, Universe?
2. Scrape arm painfully on door handle.
3. Say 'ouch' and check for arm damage, forgetting that you are holding the water bowl.
4. Hurl slobberwater all over yourself.
5. Slip on slobberwater.
I'm just a big joke to you aren't I, Universe?
Stop obsessing over the rules and follow the messages.
July 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Stop obsessing over the rules and follow the messages.
Before you become really, really tired are you just 'hausted'?
June 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Before you become really, really tired are you just 'hausted'?
We shouldn't call high carbohydrate fast food 'junk food'.
We should call it Carbage.
Won't stop me eating it. I just like the name 😃
We should call it Carbage.
Won't stop me eating it. I just like the name 😃
June 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We shouldn't call high carbohydrate fast food 'junk food'.
We should call it Carbage.
Won't stop me eating it. I just like the name 😃
We should call it Carbage.
Won't stop me eating it. I just like the name 😃
A fly is obsessively landing on my right wrist at the same spot. I've even put some hand sanitiser there to try and put it off but it still keeps landing there.
I'm approaching the point where I'm going to tear my arm off and throw it at said insect while screaming "Fine! Just take the damn limb!"
I'm approaching the point where I'm going to tear my arm off and throw it at said insect while screaming "Fine! Just take the damn limb!"
June 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A fly is obsessively landing on my right wrist at the same spot. I've even put some hand sanitiser there to try and put it off but it still keeps landing there.
I'm approaching the point where I'm going to tear my arm off and throw it at said insect while screaming "Fine! Just take the damn limb!"
I'm approaching the point where I'm going to tear my arm off and throw it at said insect while screaming "Fine! Just take the damn limb!"
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Padilla: “We will hold this administration accountable”
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Padilla: “We will hold this administration accountable”
Good luck, USA. I fear you're going to need it.
June 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good luck, USA. I fear you're going to need it.
People ask "How can anyone be so stupid?" and claim that we can't dumb down any further.
I have never thought that. Not since one kid I was teaching asked "Sir, how do you spell DNA?".
My hope for mankind died that day.
I have never thought that. Not since one kid I was teaching asked "Sir, how do you spell DNA?".
My hope for mankind died that day.
June 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
People ask "How can anyone be so stupid?" and claim that we can't dumb down any further.
I have never thought that. Not since one kid I was teaching asked "Sir, how do you spell DNA?".
My hope for mankind died that day.
I have never thought that. Not since one kid I was teaching asked "Sir, how do you spell DNA?".
My hope for mankind died that day.
Seems like you can now invade nations, shoot reporters, bomb aid camps, block AIDS prevention, commit genocide and block humanitarian aid and it's all just fine.
But try sleeping on a bench when you're homeless. Can't have that!
I'm starting to lose all faith in our so-called 'civilised' times.
But try sleeping on a bench when you're homeless. Can't have that!
I'm starting to lose all faith in our so-called 'civilised' times.
June 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Seems like you can now invade nations, shoot reporters, bomb aid camps, block AIDS prevention, commit genocide and block humanitarian aid and it's all just fine.
But try sleeping on a bench when you're homeless. Can't have that!
I'm starting to lose all faith in our so-called 'civilised' times.
But try sleeping on a bench when you're homeless. Can't have that!
I'm starting to lose all faith in our so-called 'civilised' times.
This scandal in the USA just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Elongate.
Elongate.
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This scandal in the USA just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Elongate.
Elongate.
It's a sad truth that I enjoy watching this kind of video.
It's even sadder that I 'support' certain colours and want them to win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4r1...
It's even sadder that I 'support' certain colours and want them to win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4r1...
www.youtube.com
May 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's a sad truth that I enjoy watching this kind of video.
It's even sadder that I 'support' certain colours and want them to win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4r1...
It's even sadder that I 'support' certain colours and want them to win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4r1...