Dog Dad Afternoon
@iadria.bsky.social
Profile alt text: a corgi holding a dog toy shaped like a medieval flail. A tuxedo cat glowers in the background.
Some tech dipshit. I have two corgis, a cat, fix rats, and one human child, in ascending order of how likely they are to eat me when I die.
Some tech dipshit. I have two corgis, a cat, fix rats, and one human child, in ascending order of how likely they are to eat me when I die.
as a guy who loves to take a pan out of a hot oven and then immediately touch the handle, I feel extremely seen by this
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as a guy who loves to take a pan out of a hot oven and then immediately touch the handle, I feel extremely seen by this
the original Museum Fremen
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
the original Museum Fremen
lmao the dumb bastards are going to reset the clock on the buzz consent decree www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
FTC Charges Deceptive Privacy Practices in Googles Rollout of Its Buzz Social Network
Google Inc.
www.ftc.gov
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
lmao the dumb bastards are going to reset the clock on the buzz consent decree www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
The downside of this is that you can't dramatically yank it from your neck, spilling the beads across the floor as a metaphor for your internal turmoil and split allegiances.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The downside of this is that you can't dramatically yank it from your neck, spilling the beads across the floor as a metaphor for your internal turmoil and split allegiances.
It gives off the stench of someone whose entire self worth is tied up not in being smart or well read but in being seen as such. Performatively literary to such a desperate, grasping extent that it's genuinely uncomfortable to read.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It gives off the stench of someone whose entire self worth is tied up not in being smart or well read but in being seen as such. Performatively literary to such a desperate, grasping extent that it's genuinely uncomfortable to read.
This is like something Rory Gilmore would have written (highly derogatory)
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is like something Rory Gilmore would have written (highly derogatory)
This rules so much lmao it's like an mxpx song
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This rules so much lmao it's like an mxpx song
I think Katie Wilson will be a good mayor and I was happy to vote for her.
But I'm aaaaaaalmost as happy about how agonizing this must have been for Bruce Harrell, watching his lead slowly evaporate. He can eat my shorts and the entire ass they rode in on, dude is just the worst.
But I'm aaaaaaalmost as happy about how agonizing this must have been for Bruce Harrell, watching his lead slowly evaporate. He can eat my shorts and the entire ass they rode in on, dude is just the worst.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think Katie Wilson will be a good mayor and I was happy to vote for her.
But I'm aaaaaaalmost as happy about how agonizing this must have been for Bruce Harrell, watching his lead slowly evaporate. He can eat my shorts and the entire ass they rode in on, dude is just the worst.
But I'm aaaaaaalmost as happy about how agonizing this must have been for Bruce Harrell, watching his lead slowly evaporate. He can eat my shorts and the entire ass they rode in on, dude is just the worst.
Yelling at medical professionals is crucial enrichment for old white dudes, it's like rolling a pumpkin full of frozen ground beef into the tiger enclosure for guys whose head is the shape and color of a freshly hammered thumb
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yelling at medical professionals is crucial enrichment for old white dudes, it's like rolling a pumpkin full of frozen ground beef into the tiger enclosure for guys whose head is the shape and color of a freshly hammered thumb
I want you to know that I saw this and I loved it, and that you're a huge nerd (laudatory)
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I want you to know that I saw this and I loved it, and that you're a huge nerd (laudatory)
Capaldi and Gomez were so godddamn good in Who, they both have incredible range and play off each other perfectly whether they're going silly or dramatic.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Capaldi and Gomez were so godddamn good in Who, they both have incredible range and play off each other perfectly whether they're going silly or dramatic.
Oh my god Riker with the trombone this rules so much
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh my god Riker with the trombone this rules so much
This is fantastic, I love the reference and it's really well done. A worthy tribute to both Bella and Matisse
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This is fantastic, I love the reference and it's really well done. A worthy tribute to both Bella and Matisse
I've had days like this and the thing that gets me through it is "It doesn't matter how much everyone hates me, I have got to get it together because my dogs are depending on me"
Like, look at these dingdongs, they can't even figure out a chair, they need their stupid asshole father.
Like, look at these dingdongs, they can't even figure out a chair, they need their stupid asshole father.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I've had days like this and the thing that gets me through it is "It doesn't matter how much everyone hates me, I have got to get it together because my dogs are depending on me"
Like, look at these dingdongs, they can't even figure out a chair, they need their stupid asshole father.
Like, look at these dingdongs, they can't even figure out a chair, they need their stupid asshole father.
Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!
Bowling For Soup's hit single 1985 was released closer to 1985 than today. The equivalent song today would be called 2006.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bowling For Soup's hit single 1985 was released closer to 1985 than today. The equivalent song today would be called 2006.
Nice, thank you!
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Nice, thank you!
oh I've done that more times than I'm proud of, hurts like hell, sorry! The beans look really good though! I've never had pizza beans but I would absolutely eat those.
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
oh I've done that more times than I'm proud of, hurts like hell, sorry! The beans look really good though! I've never had pizza beans but I would absolutely eat those.
Happy birthday to my favorite science communicating pine martin! You're the best and I hope you have a lovely day!
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy birthday to my favorite science communicating pine martin! You're the best and I hope you have a lovely day!
Congratulations! You both look amazing and I love the place settings and the little labubu couple, these photos are super cute 💜
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Congratulations! You both look amazing and I love the place settings and the little labubu couple, these photos are super cute 💜
In addition to family aunts and uncles, my kid knows some of our closest friends as aunts and uncles. He isn't confused by this or anything. We are culturally white protestants, and it's such a boring and uncontroversial thing to do? I literally can't imagine being fucking mad about it??
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In addition to family aunts and uncles, my kid knows some of our closest friends as aunts and uncles. He isn't confused by this or anything. We are culturally white protestants, and it's such a boring and uncontroversial thing to do? I literally can't imagine being fucking mad about it??
He's such a dog shit candidate it's actually impressive. Just a catastrophically stupid and mean person who is exactly wrong for the moment (and the wrong choice in general, at any time, but especially right now!)
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He's such a dog shit candidate it's actually impressive. Just a catastrophically stupid and mean person who is exactly wrong for the moment (and the wrong choice in general, at any time, but especially right now!)