"aww. I wanna be brainless too."

EVERYTHING'S WEIRD I DON'T LIKE IT

I knowww 😭 but it's still cheaper than buying a whole new car for at least $7k lmaoo

I LOVED my 2010 Sonata when I was a teenager. We had to sell it when we moved :'-) but now I have a 2024 one on loan! We have come almost full-circle guys. The circle would be complete if they loaned me their backlot 2010 Sonata

Depends what kind of ghosts

Coworker: you ever been down to the casino?
Me: nah
Coworker: lol why? You underage
Me: no, I'm [age, in my 20s]
Coworker: shit, you're old!!

Like dude WHAT LMAOOO

Well I'm glad it was only "almost"

an empty bread board. Then she cracked a little smile and went on about how good the breads were, etc etc and anyway that's the tiny heart attack I had tonight

eye out haha!" The next time I passed the table like a half an hour later she goes "excuse me." all serious in her British accent and I stopped and went over to her. She went on in the same serious tone "I have a bone to pick with you." Of course a had a moment of Fear before I looked down and saw

So I told a British couple I'd just seated "you have to start with the bread board. It's fantastic." and she said "oh but it's so big I don't know if we'll have room for anything else after! You'll have to check by and make sure we don't eat the whole thing." I ofc went "okay I'll try to keep an

"it's not a dating website. Although it worked out for us."

"okay. I feel like you've encouraged me to channel my 2022 energy"

I'm guessing the cosplayer was their grandkid or something, which, real talk, it's really sweet that they're supportive enough to be checking out the cosplay pics

I walked past a table and this old Indian couple was looking at a picture of a Miku cosplayer on the man's phone. That alone had me in stitches, but then I relayed it to the bartender and he said in a deadpan tone with his strong southern accent "miku miku beam" and I just. It was so funny guys