Obsidian licks rocks
@i-lick.rocks
Obsidian - he/they, twenty-something, neurodivergent. Writing, music, fandom (Love Live & Persona especially), geology, etc! I post a lot of stream-of-consciousness nonsense.
Intolerance not tolerated.
Intolerance not tolerated.
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So the stealership is charging $2500 to replace my car's turbocharger. BUT in the meantime I get to drive a 2024 Hyundai Sonata
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So the stealership is charging $2500 to replace my car's turbocharger. BUT in the meantime I get to drive a 2024 Hyundai Sonata
What the hell did I miss yesterday
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What the hell did I miss yesterday
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Opinion: “all pedophiles should be fed into a wood chipper feet first”
Threat: “I am going to feed you, specifically, into a wood chipper feet first”
White House press briefing: “we are going to feed this group of people into a wood chipper feet first, and if you don’t agree with us, you go next”
Threat: “I am going to feed you, specifically, into a wood chipper feet first”
White House press briefing: “we are going to feed this group of people into a wood chipper feet first, and if you don’t agree with us, you go next”
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Opinion: “all pedophiles should be fed into a wood chipper feet first”
Threat: “I am going to feed you, specifically, into a wood chipper feet first”
White House press briefing: “we are going to feed this group of people into a wood chipper feet first, and if you don’t agree with us, you go next”
Threat: “I am going to feed you, specifically, into a wood chipper feet first”
White House press briefing: “we are going to feed this group of people into a wood chipper feet first, and if you don’t agree with us, you go next”
And this, kids, is why we don't share our socials with coworkers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
And this, kids, is why we don't share our socials with coworkers.
I think about "damn ya ass fat what's ya pronouns" on a regular basis
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think about "damn ya ass fat what's ya pronouns" on a regular basis
Today I am here to complain about paper that is better than it has ANY right to be
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Today I am here to complain about paper that is better than it has ANY right to be
M@GICAL CURE LOVE SHOT just came on and reminded me of a thing that happened at work the other day
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
M@GICAL CURE LOVE SHOT just came on and reminded me of a thing that happened at work the other day
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
I still feel like it should be illegal to see this clearly
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I still feel like it should be illegal to see this clearly
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I won't. I won't lose hope yet. The author is still out there thinking about the fic I know it
Always waiting for AO3 update emails about my favorite fics..... There's one that I am waiting patiently for, it hasn't updated in going on two years but I haven't lost hope
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I won't. I won't lose hope yet. The author is still out there thinking about the fic I know it
Please. Please I need to see this story finished
Speaking as a fic writer who understands the grind, I would like for my favorite fics to update very soon if possible 🙏💙 I am making this request of the universe: give the authors inspiration, motivation, and time to do their thing please🥺🥺
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Please. Please I need to see this story finished
They always love my cat at the vet because of how friendly and amicable he is, and when we went for his annual checkup today they said it made their day to see such a sweet black cat on Halloween 🐈⬛️
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They always love my cat at the vet because of how friendly and amicable he is, and when we went for his annual checkup today they said it made their day to see such a sweet black cat on Halloween 🐈⬛️
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i havent done any digital painting in a while, so i wanted to get in some practice with the boys!
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i havent done any digital painting in a while, so i wanted to get in some practice with the boys!
Oh hey bro what's up
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh hey bro what's up
Maybe it's because I'm still not fully used to seeing myself in glasses but it almost looks like I'm wearing them for a costume
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Maybe it's because I'm still not fully used to seeing myself in glasses but it almost looks like I'm wearing them for a costume
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Or be me and start practicing saying “I don’t do commissions, sorry.” And if they try to guilt/bully, remember:
cost of supplies + (minimum wage in your area x estimated hours of labor, INCLUDING planning/sketching/gauge/shopping) +/- shipping = STARTING POINT
and for GODS SAKE GET HALF UP FRONT
cost of supplies + (minimum wage in your area x estimated hours of labor, INCLUDING planning/sketching/gauge/shopping) +/- shipping = STARTING POINT
and for GODS SAKE GET HALF UP FRONT
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Or be me and start practicing saying “I don’t do commissions, sorry.” And if they try to guilt/bully, remember:
cost of supplies + (minimum wage in your area x estimated hours of labor, INCLUDING planning/sketching/gauge/shopping) +/- shipping = STARTING POINT
and for GODS SAKE GET HALF UP FRONT
cost of supplies + (minimum wage in your area x estimated hours of labor, INCLUDING planning/sketching/gauge/shopping) +/- shipping = STARTING POINT
and for GODS SAKE GET HALF UP FRONT
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I am become GAR, slapper of the moonlit lake, ancient being that time forgot, having a little nap with a cloth on my eyes
They can sometimes be calmed down a bit by inversion, but we find a towel over the eyes works best (technique works on many smaller fishes too!)
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am become GAR, slapper of the moonlit lake, ancient being that time forgot, having a little nap with a cloth on my eyes
I got to sleep at like 12:45 last night and I woke up 6 hours later and I am Sleepy
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I got to sleep at like 12:45 last night and I woke up 6 hours later and I am Sleepy