Zola-Kai
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Tater tots (probably 2.5 servings), beef bacon (three slices), protein pancakes (one serving) with maple syrup, three eggs with peppers and green onions…
I know that sounds wild! Lol, but it’s mission put weight back on!
I know that sounds wild! Lol, but it’s mission put weight back on!
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tater tots (probably 2.5 servings), beef bacon (three slices), protein pancakes (one serving) with maple syrup, three eggs with peppers and green onions…
I know that sounds wild! Lol, but it’s mission put weight back on!
I know that sounds wild! Lol, but it’s mission put weight back on!
Sure I PRed. Sure I ran the entire time. What was the cost? Hip pain and stiffness. I’m feeling it! My goodness!
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Sure I PRed. Sure I ran the entire time. What was the cost? Hip pain and stiffness. I’m feeling it! My goodness!
This dog is sick of me farting in his face…and I’m sick of her trying to lick me in the face. Lol now we both mad!
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This dog is sick of me farting in his face…and I’m sick of her trying to lick me in the face. Lol now we both mad!
99.9% of the time getting pregnant is a choice…argue with ya mama.
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
99.9% of the time getting pregnant is a choice…argue with ya mama.
Old dogs are just like elderly people. Stubborn and annoying lol I’m about to kick this mutt out of my room.
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Old dogs are just like elderly people. Stubborn and annoying lol I’m about to kick this mutt out of my room.
Woke up for my Monday run to rain!??? Got dammit. Before this orange monster, Alexa would tell me if rain was expected. Now!? I get to have it ruin my morning chipper mood!
Ugh! Gym it is!
Ugh! Gym it is!
August 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Woke up for my Monday run to rain!??? Got dammit. Before this orange monster, Alexa would tell me if rain was expected. Now!? I get to have it ruin my morning chipper mood!
Ugh! Gym it is!
Ugh! Gym it is!
Having an IUD with no period and living with three women with active cycles is a new form of hell. 2/3 are currently on their cycle and I’m over here having sympathy symptoms…ugh. At least I don’t need a pad but this is for the BIRDS.
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Having an IUD with no period and living with three women with active cycles is a new form of hell. 2/3 are currently on their cycle and I’m over here having sympathy symptoms…ugh. At least I don’t need a pad but this is for the BIRDS.
“You remind me of my brother”
Lmao those three dots disappeared so quickly. 😅😂🤣
Lmao those three dots disappeared so quickly. 😅😂🤣
August 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“You remind me of my brother”
Lmao those three dots disappeared so quickly. 😅😂🤣
Lmao those three dots disappeared so quickly. 😅😂🤣
These men just be talking. I love to ask why…which I know they get sick of.
“I think that you…”
“Why do you think that?”
“I think that you…”
“Why do you think that?”
a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat on fox channel
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August 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
These men just be talking. I love to ask why…which I know they get sick of.
“I think that you…”
“Why do you think that?”
“I think that you…”
“Why do you think that?”
Correction! Potential time? I assume the sentencing hasn’t been scheduled just yet?
July 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Correction! Potential time? I assume the sentencing hasn’t been scheduled just yet?
Omg I think my loc tech forgot about me…my God today. I’m about to have to attend Beyoncé without my hair done…
JESUS! (B Simone voice)
JESUS! (B Simone voice)
June 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Omg I think my loc tech forgot about me…my God today. I’m about to have to attend Beyoncé without my hair done…
JESUS! (B Simone voice)
JESUS! (B Simone voice)
I hate allll dealership bullshit. My goodness. Ayudameeeee.
June 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hate allll dealership bullshit. My goodness. Ayudameeeee.
That post contact removal eye rub…ORGASMIC.
June 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That post contact removal eye rub…ORGASMIC.
Ain’t that the truth! Best I’ve felt ALL WEEK!
June 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ain’t that the truth! Best I’ve felt ALL WEEK!
I was with that man for almost a decade, married for 5 and I act like he never existed…
You, sir, are not special - matter of fact, you’re dead to me…
You, sir, are not special - matter of fact, you’re dead to me…
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June 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I was with that man for almost a decade, married for 5 and I act like he never existed…
You, sir, are not special - matter of fact, you’re dead to me…
You, sir, are not special - matter of fact, you’re dead to me…
Not divorce made me an athlete. Lmaoooo. Shoutout to the ex.
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not divorce made me an athlete. Lmaoooo. Shoutout to the ex.
!!!! It you’re talking about Aries men…then you’re blessed for making it out in one piece. Aries men are UNHINGED!
😂😂😂 apparently other air and fire signs are my most compatabile. No lie, Aquarius and Aries have not been a fun time lol
June 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
!!!! It you’re talking about Aries men…then you’re blessed for making it out in one piece. Aries men are UNHINGED!
A March Aries who married and is now divorced from an April Aries…I was ALMOST on snapped.
No, but I wanna do it for the plot. We will either be soulmates or imma be on Snapped.
Has anyone dated their own sign ? I’m interested in hearing all about it
June 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A March Aries who married and is now divorced from an April Aries…I was ALMOST on snapped.
Mary hate > Grace hate.
Multiple people told Mary to leave multiple times and she refused.
I hate a mixy-ass bitch who keeps inserting herself where she's not wanted.
I hate a mixy-ass bitch who keeps inserting herself where she's not wanted.
I firmly disagree with the Grace hate, but I have no idea why anyone would hate Mary? She did nothing controversial
June 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mary hate > Grace hate.
…I’m an Aries, if I say I’m done with you or worse yet, if you do…you’ll never hear from me again.
June 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
…I’m an Aries, if I say I’m done with you or worse yet, if you do…you’ll never hear from me again.
Just saw Life of Chuck via AMC Screen Unseen and I REALLLLYYY enjoyed it. I think you have to have a certain level of intelligence to appreciate it. People were laughing at times when I knew shit was going over their heads.
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just saw Life of Chuck via AMC Screen Unseen and I REALLLLYYY enjoyed it. I think you have to have a certain level of intelligence to appreciate it. People were laughing at times when I knew shit was going over their heads.
My sister’s proper voice is to add an er to the end of words that don’t have an er…..makes my eye twitch lol.
June 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My sister’s proper voice is to add an er to the end of words that don’t have an er…..makes my eye twitch lol.