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Valenpits enthusiast 🐸💕🍞
@hypostasys.bsky.social
🔞 Leo (he/him) I'm a writer. 30+
✨Se habla español🇲🇽

I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩 pfp https://bsky.app/profile/strandedonsaturn.bsky.social

Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
He looked so betrayed for a second there it broke my heart 🥲
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
MMMM KEEP TALKING PAPI
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Plus how MANY TIMES do you think Vox tried the hypno on Val before
Hhhhhhhhhhh
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THE CRUMBS HURT MY EYES
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Dam I'm sry my bad I haven't injected enough valangel into my eyeballs lately 😮‍💨
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S FUCKING DOING
FUCK
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
To be fair it's hell.. slim pickings...
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
HUUURRHGNGGNNNNNN PLEASE I'LL EXCHANGE MY LIFE FOR JUST ONE SQUEEZE
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That... Shot of Val's chest with Vox teasing a hand over it has made me insane
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If I was Vox and I fumbled Val I'd simply kill myself
You have AAAALL THAT and you want the thing that looks like jack Skellington fucked Bambi's mother gtfoh
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I love this so much it's my favorite dynamic 😍
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
YOU'RE THE ONE I TRUST TO DO VOX JUSTICE NETTLINA U MUST
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He looks so hot id piss him off on purpose I fear
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That's why he looks so confused it wasn't the fucking love potion it was evil smart tv putting his brain in a blender 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is exactly it...
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM