Valenpits enthusiast 🐸💕🍞
@hypostasys.bsky.social
🔞 Leo (he/him) I'm a writer. 30+
✨Se habla español🇲🇽
I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩 pfp https://bsky.app/profile/strandedonsaturn.bsky.social
Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
✨Se habla español🇲🇽
I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩 pfp https://bsky.app/profile/strandedonsaturn.bsky.social
Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
Who could this be~
U have 3 guesses
U have 3 guesses
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Who could this be~
U have 3 guesses
U have 3 guesses
I love that this is a screenshot of the mood tracking app I used in college
Anyway this is how I will feel for the next 12 hours
Anyway this is how I will feel for the next 12 hours
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love that this is a screenshot of the mood tracking app I used in college
Anyway this is how I will feel for the next 12 hours
Anyway this is how I will feel for the next 12 hours
Oh look if it isn't Mr "Weh don't feed your wings to my shark it's gonna get fat yes babe I ordered you both things you wanted yes babe you need to eat you skipped breakfast yes babe here's your food"
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh look if it isn't Mr "Weh don't feed your wings to my shark it's gonna get fat yes babe I ordered you both things you wanted yes babe you need to eat you skipped breakfast yes babe here's your food"
It's the same picture
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's the same picture
I knew Val was a tit man ☝🏽
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I knew Val was a tit man ☝🏽
First this and now Velvette... This old man does nothing but embarrass them
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
First this and now Velvette... This old man does nothing but embarrass them
Revisionist history I can 🫦get behind
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Revisionist history I can 🫦get behind
Anyway I'm parking my delusional car here don't ask me to move don't ask me to leave don't say "Leo but what about-" I do not care don't even perceive me
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Anyway I'm parking my delusional car here don't ask me to move don't ask me to leave don't say "Leo but what about-" I do not care don't even perceive me
Right? Right??
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Right? Right??
Amooooreeeeeee
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Amooooreeeeeee
The way Vox says "they have a new ☝🏽 Spicy Sauce" is so fucking cute I could imagine him making this stupid fucking face I'm obsessed with this tutorial it cured all my mental illnesses
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The way Vox says "they have a new ☝🏽 Spicy Sauce" is so fucking cute I could imagine him making this stupid fucking face I'm obsessed with this tutorial it cured all my mental illnesses
U didn't see that
This isn't really staticdust at all but I've had this scene written since April and let's say I got inspired to flesh it out
Anyway chapter 5 enjoy ✨
archiveofourown.org/works/719027...
This isn't really staticdust at all but I've had this scene written since April and let's say I got inspired to flesh it out
Anyway chapter 5 enjoy ✨
archiveofourown.org/works/719027...
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
U didn't see that
This isn't really staticdust at all but I've had this scene written since April and let's say I got inspired to flesh it out
Anyway chapter 5 enjoy ✨
archiveofourown.org/works/719027...
This isn't really staticdust at all but I've had this scene written since April and let's say I got inspired to flesh it out
Anyway chapter 5 enjoy ✨
archiveofourown.org/works/719027...
IM LOSING I
Obviously picked option 2...
Obviously picked option 2...
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
IM LOSING I
Obviously picked option 2...
Obviously picked option 2...
The gentle hand holding is doing horrible things to my mental stability I'm not gonna lie
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The gentle hand holding is doing horrible things to my mental stability I'm not gonna lie
Imagine fumbling the best ass in hell because of a rejection that's old enough to have its own senior discount Vox you're a fucking idiot. My god
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Imagine fumbling the best ass in hell because of a rejection that's old enough to have its own senior discount Vox you're a fucking idiot. My god
I must confess I have been incessantly tormented by thoughts about their hands...
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I must confess I have been incessantly tormented by thoughts about their hands...
Matching icons for u and pookie so u can weep uncontrollably together
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Matching icons for u and pookie so u can weep uncontrollably together
Fuck it I'm posting a chapter today just to celebrate this
Like I feel like I've written this exact line into my fics before.. a dream come true..... Never kill urself 🙏🏽
Like I feel like I've written this exact line into my fics before.. a dream come true..... Never kill urself 🙏🏽
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fuck it I'm posting a chapter today just to celebrate this
Like I feel like I've written this exact line into my fics before.. a dream come true..... Never kill urself 🙏🏽
Like I feel like I've written this exact line into my fics before.. a dream come true..... Never kill urself 🙏🏽
WHAT IS THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION BITCH
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
WHAT IS THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION BITCH
I DIDNT REALIZE HOW BETRAYED HE LOOKED IN THIS FRAME....... FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS SO SAD AND SO GOOD
I loved every line of his here fucjfjfjdkf
I loved every line of his here fucjfjfjdkf
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I DIDNT REALIZE HOW BETRAYED HE LOOKED IN THIS FRAME....... FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS SO SAD AND SO GOOD
I loved every line of his here fucjfjfjdkf
I loved every line of his here fucjfjfjdkf
#spoilers
When Vox says A ROSE CON POLO. GRACIE ASS. WHACK A MOLLY at any ethnic restaurant bc everything that isn't English is just island gibberish to him
When Vox says A ROSE CON POLO. GRACIE ASS. WHACK A MOLLY at any ethnic restaurant bc everything that isn't English is just island gibberish to him
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
#spoilers
When Vox says A ROSE CON POLO. GRACIE ASS. WHACK A MOLLY at any ethnic restaurant bc everything that isn't English is just island gibberish to him
When Vox says A ROSE CON POLO. GRACIE ASS. WHACK A MOLLY at any ethnic restaurant bc everything that isn't English is just island gibberish to him