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Shoutouts to OK Go, Trevor Paglen, Dolby Atmos, Dirac, Kenji Lopez-Alt, foone, computer.rip, the Interdependency, Airpods Max, metafilter.com, OMITB, n+1, The Baffler. And Taylor Swift.
Microsoft should burn down the 47 years of shitty halfwit development and start over from there. Maybe find a decent BSD kernel and develop from there.
If it weren't for a continual progression of faster processors, larger memory and big storage, Windows would have been DOA back in the 90s.
If it weren't for a continual progression of faster processors, larger memory and big storage, Windows would have been DOA back in the 90s.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Microsoft should burn down the 47 years of shitty halfwit development and start over from there. Maybe find a decent BSD kernel and develop from there.
If it weren't for a continual progression of faster processors, larger memory and big storage, Windows would have been DOA back in the 90s.
If it weren't for a continual progression of faster processors, larger memory and big storage, Windows would have been DOA back in the 90s.
Attention airlines, pilots, human traffickers, drug dealers, please consider the airspace over, on land and under Donald Trump to be filled with halfwits, cronies, whores, shitbags and sociopaths. Feel free to consider the area a test range. Bonus points for using bunker busters
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Attention airlines, pilots, human traffickers, drug dealers, please consider the airspace over, on land and under Donald Trump to be filled with halfwits, cronies, whores, shitbags and sociopaths. Feel free to consider the area a test range. Bonus points for using bunker busters
90% odds that halfwit shitbag would be fragged within 7 seconds if he had ever had a combat commission.
He makes Encino Man or Captain America from Generation: Kill look like Einstein.
He makes Encino Man or Captain America from Generation: Kill look like Einstein.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
90% odds that halfwit shitbag would be fragged within 7 seconds if he had ever had a combat commission.
He makes Encino Man or Captain America from Generation: Kill look like Einstein.
He makes Encino Man or Captain America from Generation: Kill look like Einstein.
Taps the sign:
"Popular mental illness is still mental illness".
"Popular mental illness is still mental illness".
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Taps the sign:
"Popular mental illness is still mental illness".
"Popular mental illness is still mental illness".
Hegseth: behold the power of entitlement, mascara and hair oil. The Tammy Faye Bakker of the next generation.
Maybe he can get in a black mascara cry off with Erika Kirk before she marries Vance.
Maybe he can get in a black mascara cry off with Erika Kirk before she marries Vance.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hegseth: behold the power of entitlement, mascara and hair oil. The Tammy Faye Bakker of the next generation.
Maybe he can get in a black mascara cry off with Erika Kirk before she marries Vance.
Maybe he can get in a black mascara cry off with Erika Kirk before she marries Vance.
Law & Order folks have gotten 40 years of copaganda. Cops can do no wrong, presidents can do no wrong, corporations can do no wrong, the military can do no wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Law & Order folks have gotten 40 years of copaganda. Cops can do no wrong, presidents can do no wrong, corporations can do no wrong, the military can do no wrong.
Per Lost Boys, it's pretty apparent that Miller is the head vampire.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Per Lost Boys, it's pretty apparent that Miller is the head vampire.
MAGA view happiness as zero sum: if someone who isn't like me is happy, I can't be happy unless I make them unhappy.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
MAGA view happiness as zero sum: if someone who isn't like me is happy, I can't be happy unless I make them unhappy.
gild. I am not good with words.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gild. I am not good with words.
These old nepobaby jagoffs don't know how to use a computer. They've just got an infinite monkeys working around the clock on shit.
Maybe they can appoint a few monkeys that aren't the world's stupidest plastic surgery addicts with delusions of adequacy.
Maybe they can appoint a few monkeys that aren't the world's stupidest plastic surgery addicts with delusions of adequacy.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
These old nepobaby jagoffs don't know how to use a computer. They've just got an infinite monkeys working around the clock on shit.
Maybe they can appoint a few monkeys that aren't the world's stupidest plastic surgery addicts with delusions of adequacy.
Maybe they can appoint a few monkeys that aren't the world's stupidest plastic surgery addicts with delusions of adequacy.
East Wing has just been a distraction. The rough equivalent of a laser pointer with cats.
"Look Donnie, you can guild a whole lot more stuff! Yes you can! Put some gold here!"
Stephen Miller: "ok, smoothbrain is looking at plans and he'll be doing that for days. Time to deport college professors."
"Look Donnie, you can guild a whole lot more stuff! Yes you can! Put some gold here!"
Stephen Miller: "ok, smoothbrain is looking at plans and he'll be doing that for days. Time to deport college professors."
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
East Wing has just been a distraction. The rough equivalent of a laser pointer with cats.
"Look Donnie, you can guild a whole lot more stuff! Yes you can! Put some gold here!"
Stephen Miller: "ok, smoothbrain is looking at plans and he'll be doing that for days. Time to deport college professors."
"Look Donnie, you can guild a whole lot more stuff! Yes you can! Put some gold here!"
Stephen Miller: "ok, smoothbrain is looking at plans and he'll be doing that for days. Time to deport college professors."
Feels like $300k for sitting in your dorm, watching videos and using ChatGPT to do virtually everything is pretty much the opposite of what college used to be. Students might as well take the $300k and tour Europe or Asia for a couple of years since college degrees are mostly meaningless today.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Feels like $300k for sitting in your dorm, watching videos and using ChatGPT to do virtually everything is pretty much the opposite of what college used to be. Students might as well take the $300k and tour Europe or Asia for a couple of years since college degrees are mostly meaningless today.
You learn a TON by physically going to class and meeting some lifelong friends. I only remember a couple of mythical man month bits from my undergrad. But I have a half dozen good friends that I've kept in touch with for 30 years.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You learn a TON by physically going to class and meeting some lifelong friends. I only remember a couple of mythical man month bits from my undergrad. But I have a half dozen good friends that I've kept in touch with for 30 years.
College has little value these days. It becomes a commodity once you get into "teaching specific job skills". Today students watch videos that were made 6 years ago by barely competent instructors, you take remote tests, everyone including the instructor use ChatGPT.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
College has little value these days. It becomes a commodity once you get into "teaching specific job skills". Today students watch videos that were made 6 years ago by barely competent instructors, you take remote tests, everyone including the instructor use ChatGPT.
I'm holding out for Keyser Soze level shit.
Verbal: ...he kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone.
Verbal: ...he kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm holding out for Keyser Soze level shit.
Verbal: ...he kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone.
Verbal: ...he kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone.
When do you get to the airing of the grievances stage?
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When do you get to the airing of the grievances stage?
Heroes fans all have PTSD from second season and beyond.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Heroes fans all have PTSD from second season and beyond.
If you could scrounge up some chocolate, you could make some improvised 7 layer bars (normally coconut, chocolate, graham crackers, nuts, sweetened condensed milk).
No matter the situation, make sure the coconut gets toasted brown either by being the top layer of the bars or by toasting it before.
No matter the situation, make sure the coconut gets toasted brown either by being the top layer of the bars or by toasting it before.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you could scrounge up some chocolate, you could make some improvised 7 layer bars (normally coconut, chocolate, graham crackers, nuts, sweetened condensed milk).
No matter the situation, make sure the coconut gets toasted brown either by being the top layer of the bars or by toasting it before.
No matter the situation, make sure the coconut gets toasted brown either by being the top layer of the bars or by toasting it before.
Reminds me of this joke:
I went into a job interview and they asked me how well I knew excel.
I said I was an intermediate since I don't know VBA and can only do basic macros.
They asked "What are macros?"
I said "I'm an excel expert."
I went into a job interview and they asked me how well I knew excel.
I said I was an intermediate since I don't know VBA and can only do basic macros.
They asked "What are macros?"
I said "I'm an excel expert."
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reminds me of this joke:
I went into a job interview and they asked me how well I knew excel.
I said I was an intermediate since I don't know VBA and can only do basic macros.
They asked "What are macros?"
I said "I'm an excel expert."
I went into a job interview and they asked me how well I knew excel.
I said I was an intermediate since I don't know VBA and can only do basic macros.
They asked "What are macros?"
I said "I'm an excel expert."
Trump appears to be relying on a team of infinite monkeys working around the clock on the issues impacting the US.
He needs better monkeys.
He needs better monkeys.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump appears to be relying on a team of infinite monkeys working around the clock on the issues impacting the US.
He needs better monkeys.
He needs better monkeys.
It's avocados or a heated space in winter. I'm not ashamed to say that's a tough choice for me. I love a good avocado.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's avocados or a heated space in winter. I'm not ashamed to say that's a tough choice for me. I love a good avocado.
No, you need to be subscribing to Disney Plus! And ChatGPT!
How will billionaire halfwits with delusions of adequacy win the biggest yacht weenie wagging war with each other if we don't pour all of our money into fucking sociopaths?
Won't someone think of the extremely wealthy?
How will billionaire halfwits with delusions of adequacy win the biggest yacht weenie wagging war with each other if we don't pour all of our money into fucking sociopaths?
Won't someone think of the extremely wealthy?
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No, you need to be subscribing to Disney Plus! And ChatGPT!
How will billionaire halfwits with delusions of adequacy win the biggest yacht weenie wagging war with each other if we don't pour all of our money into fucking sociopaths?
Won't someone think of the extremely wealthy?
How will billionaire halfwits with delusions of adequacy win the biggest yacht weenie wagging war with each other if we don't pour all of our money into fucking sociopaths?
Won't someone think of the extremely wealthy?
You are one avocado away from bankrupcy, my friend.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You are one avocado away from bankrupcy, my friend.
It kind of makes me wonder what president fucknuts would look like without an all-you-can-eat prescription drug salad bar at the White House.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It kind of makes me wonder what president fucknuts would look like without an all-you-can-eat prescription drug salad bar at the White House.