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Shoutouts to OK Go, Trevor Paglen, Dolby Atmos, Dirac, Kenji Lopez-Alt, foone, computer.rip, the Interdependency, Airpods Max, metafilter.com, OMITB, n+1, The Baffler. And Taylor Swift.
My first thought on hearing about UPS2976 was "someone needs to light up the Admiral Cloudberg signal." I think it should look something like this:
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My first thought on hearing about UPS2976 was "someone needs to light up the Admiral Cloudberg signal." I think it should look something like this:
Drivers who have no use for mirrors, signals, brake pedals or traffic laws + huge mecha-dick pickups with 6 ft high hoods = dead people.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Drivers who have no use for mirrors, signals, brake pedals or traffic laws + huge mecha-dick pickups with 6 ft high hoods = dead people.
The Republican plan for everything:
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Republican plan for everything:
You'd need at least a couple of these to act as tugboats to get that beast parked.
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You'd need at least a couple of these to act as tugboats to get that beast parked.
Or on an opposing scale, 0.0 megafonzies.
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Or on an opposing scale, 0.0 megafonzies.
So long, Robert. I still watch Sneakers several times each year, and it makes me happy seeing you every time.
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So long, Robert. I still watch Sneakers several times each year, and it makes me happy seeing you every time.
I, for one, welcome our new Blernsball overlords.
August 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I, for one, welcome our new Blernsball overlords.
Wait. Isn't that Mr. Rooney?
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Wait. Isn't that Mr. Rooney?
Maybe start with Andreesseenn. I'm bothered by his spot-on imitation of the Wisconsin state capital building.
July 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe start with Andreesseenn. I'm bothered by his spot-on imitation of the Wisconsin state capital building.
❤️ Ann Richards!
(but doesn't she kind of look like Mom from Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil from Futurama?)
(but doesn't she kind of look like Mom from Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil from Futurama?)
July 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
❤️ Ann Richards!
(but doesn't she kind of look like Mom from Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil from Futurama?)
(but doesn't she kind of look like Mom from Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil from Futurama?)
In case you missed it, it's the president of the company replying to the reporter.
Bitvise: please post your anti-vax garbage on your main bitvise.com website as well. People deserve to know.
Bitvise: please post your anti-vax garbage on your main bitvise.com website as well. People deserve to know.
July 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In case you missed it, it's the president of the company replying to the reporter.
Bitvise: please post your anti-vax garbage on your main bitvise.com website as well. People deserve to know.
Bitvise: please post your anti-vax garbage on your main bitvise.com website as well. People deserve to know.
And I said, I don't care if they office me with sewage either, because I told, I told Bill that if it happens one more time, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because this has happened four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window...
May 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
And I said, I don't care if they office me with sewage either, because I told, I told Bill that if it happens one more time, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because this has happened four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window...
Why hello! Funny to meet you here. I'm the late, great Mike Nesmith.
May 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why hello! Funny to meet you here. I'm the late, great Mike Nesmith.
"It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again."
May 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again."
Hello disengenous argument, it's me, Brianna.
A better analogy would be "what would happen if the US attacked the Falkland Islands, bombed the population and stole their land because they don't worship the same invisible friend."
Manifest destiny is 180 years old. Let's let it die already.
A better analogy would be "what would happen if the US attacked the Falkland Islands, bombed the population and stole their land because they don't worship the same invisible friend."
Manifest destiny is 180 years old. Let's let it die already.
May 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hello disengenous argument, it's me, Brianna.
A better analogy would be "what would happen if the US attacked the Falkland Islands, bombed the population and stole their land because they don't worship the same invisible friend."
Manifest destiny is 180 years old. Let's let it die already.
A better analogy would be "what would happen if the US attacked the Falkland Islands, bombed the population and stole their land because they don't worship the same invisible friend."
Manifest destiny is 180 years old. Let's let it die already.