Holy shit this book got REAL racist real quick lmao

Lots of Obama era "I dapped my homie up" moments written by a white guy named Jacob lol

The f in lmfao stands for fat

Been a long time since inebriated crustacean came around

Worked with a guy who would go there once a week but refused to say it. "I want pancakes with some compote and whatever on it" was how he ordered

Two yesterday. Never taking this shirt off