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hypersaline
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one time somebreaddo called me "diaper saline" and I will never live that down
At a sketchy pizza place at 1am and the sign backwards at a glance looks like orgy bus
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Leisuretown is back baybee @bonequest.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Lace swapping my new Supreme AF1s. Each move I make, slow and deliberate. I am Bushidō (武士道)
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Holy shit this book got REAL racist real quick lmao
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Crayola Experience doing my boy EXTREMELY dirty. Bobby Hill lookin ass mfer
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We had a pet raccoon when I was a kid. Awful experience, would not recommend. Had to wear thick leather gauntlets any time we needed to put her in her room, she'd scratch and fight so hard.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Got bored at work and invented a new game. It's called Hot Frog. Two paperclips, one gets heated with a lighter. The player chooses a clip; if they grab the one that burns their finger, you yell HOT FROG at them. Huge hit
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
*scientist removing his glasses* gentlemen, I didn't think it possible... This makes one through four obsolete. Yes, we've discovered
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what
September 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My greatest letterbox review ever
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
DIVISION 2 HAS CAT BACKPACK
August 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
July 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My mom's new kitten climbed up me to get onto the table and help me eat my meatloaf sandwich
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
June 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@whatatimepod.bsky.social found in Brooklyn Heights in Division 2's latest dlc lol
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
POND VULTURE
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Jæmes
May 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
getting a lot of questions about having some öats bröther that my shirt has already answered
May 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not sure what's going on here
February 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Unsuccessfully attempting to talk myself out of buying the supreme aphex twin windowlicker shirt
February 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM