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Celeste
@hyperionceleste.bsky.social
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Desert born and raised, trauma therapist, disney history enthusiast, sometimes-artist, and always ready for a nap. She/her.
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Which one is yours? Mine closed a while back and is just sitting there all creepy and abandoned.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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JUST BE ERR
A grey sweater with Mickey and Minnie that says “just be merry” but the m and y are hidden on the sleeves.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Two years without my guy. I heard him sigh in the other room today. I agree, Coulson. I agree.
October 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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How cute are these towels I found at Kohls?
Two kitchen towels, one is white with Halloween decor and Mickey Mouse in a pumpkin costume. The other is grey with Mickey in the same pumpkin costume and Minnie in a cat costume.
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Birthday party number one down! One more for family tomorrow.
Alternating Mickey and Minnie ears on a table along with Disneyland coffee table books and a Main Street electrical parade record. It’s a small world and pirates of the Caribbean posters on a wall and a vintage Disneyland guide on a piano. Donuts with a Disney “happy birthday” sign in them, and in the background a New Orleans square trivet and a Disneyland sign on the wall. Posters for dumbo, Disneyland railroad, and Matterhorn above a gift table.
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Just finished “The Names” and I think it was @heatherw25.bsky.social who recommended it? Anyway, LOVED this book. I didn’t want it to end.
Book cover for “The Names” by Florence Knapp depicts a white, orange, and purple flower on the same stalk with a cloudy sky and fields in the background.
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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PASS
Screenshot promoting a training called “The Algorithm Will See You Now: How AI is Rewriting Couple and Family Therapy.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Fire spirit’s early birthday gift lol
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Wait I love these car decals.
Two car decals. One says “emotional support animal” with a picture of Animal the Muppet. The other says “Ferk around, fernd ert” with a picture of the Swedish Chef Muppet.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Bought this agave in January 2020 and now it’s dead 😔 One of its pups lives on in my front yard but I’m still sad.
A young agave plant with light and dark green leaves planted in a pot. A five and a half year old agave plant with light and dark green leaves. The center is rotten and the bottom leaves are brown. It is in the process of dying.
October 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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13 years ago I got hitched!
Black and white photo closeup of a wedding ring exchange.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Operation “decrease screen time” is a go. Old lady status in effect.
Brain games 3 in 1 book of word search, crosswords, and sudoku.
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Imagine being scammed and then broadcasting that you are easily scam-able in a public group.
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Decided to be extra woke for dinner tonight
Takeout bag with the new Cracker Barrel logo on it without the dude or the barrel.
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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In case anyone is wondering, this tastes like none of the three listed flavors. It tastes like pine needles. Horrible.
A can of chili lime pineapple seltzer.
August 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Me!!

My current Home Screen lol:
August 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Oh hey I took this same shot lol
August 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I think he’s starting to feel comfortable lol
Brown and white dog sleeping on his back like a goofball.
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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God, I’ve missed the feeling of a dog curled up by my side ❤️
Brown and white cattle dog curled up next to me on the couch.
July 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Sooooo I’m doing a trial adoption for these two boys! Unsure if we are keeping names yet but here is Simon and Cash!
A black and white Akita/husky mix, missing a front leg, but incredibly handsome. A brown and white cattle dog mix lounging by some food bowls.
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A very real list of learning objectives for a very real continuing education course (Sexual Disorders and Sex Therapy). The funny part is, those aren’t the only objectives covered in the course (as horrible as the course is) but the only ones they choose to list? All the eye rolls.
Photo of a webpage for CE4Less. Learning objectives for this Sex Therapy class are listed as: Identify the most common treatment for premature ejaculation, describe the stages of sexual intimacy, and explain the most common cause of male orgasmic disorder.
July 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Peaceful vibes.
Backlit saguaro silhouettes with a sky of clouds behind them.
July 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Heartwarming moment of the day. Real dog on the right, sharing a car ride with stuffie on the left.
A black dog head looks out one side window of a car, while a yellow stuffed dog looks out the other side.
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Staying at the cutest MCM hotel 😍 I keep having to talk myself out of taking that lamp home.
June 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Proof of life! Made it to see my boyfriend 😍
Concert stage featuring Zach Top.
June 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM