Hyperchicken
@hyperchicken.bsky.social
music-man, audio-guy, chicken-friend
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”
Me “no not really”
also me
Me “no not really”
also me
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”
Me “no not really”
also me
Me “no not really”
also me
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
Yeah man. That’s the problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yeah man. That’s the problem
i think we peaked here
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i think we peaked here
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
wife “so what are you gonna do today”
me “no idea”
also me
me “no idea”
also me
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
wife “so what are you gonna do today”
me “no idea”
also me
me “no idea”
also me
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
isn’t it weird that we ended up here
May 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
isn’t it weird that we ended up here
“Eyyy who’s dat jabroni who’s always got a box o donuts in his hands, ehh?”
“Oh, you mean:”
“Oh, you mean:”
April 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Eyyy who’s dat jabroni who’s always got a box o donuts in his hands, ehh?”
“Oh, you mean:”
“Oh, you mean:”
I have never seen something that so perfectly captures the relationship between me and my wife
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I have never seen something that so perfectly captures the relationship between me and my wife
Spotify “Swap out your wife and children for better ones”
March 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Spotify “Swap out your wife and children for better ones”
Their love rejected by society, they look upon the jagged rocks below and prepare to bond eternally in the great beyond
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Their love rejected by society, they look upon the jagged rocks below and prepare to bond eternally in the great beyond
I was trying to remember the name of Concord
February 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was trying to remember the name of Concord
BREAKING: M&Ms Mascots Found Dead, Face-Down in Pool of Cookie Dough
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
BREAKING: M&Ms Mascots Found Dead, Face-Down in Pool of Cookie Dough
Everything okay, babe? You said you wanted the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies Movie Point-and-click MS DOS Game for Valentine’s Day…?
I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song
I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Everything okay, babe? You said you wanted the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies Movie Point-and-click MS DOS Game for Valentine’s Day…?
I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song
I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song
🎶i know what bugs like🎶
🎵i know what flies want🎶
🎵i know what flies want🎶
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🎶i know what bugs like🎶
🎵i know what flies want🎶
🎵i know what flies want🎶