Hyperchicken
hyperchicken.bsky.social
Hyperchicken
@hyperchicken.bsky.social
music-man, audio-guy, chicken-friend
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”

Me “no not really”

also me
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah man. That’s the problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i think we peaked here
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wife “so what are you gonna do today”

me “no idea”

also me
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
All of us today
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
isn’t it weird that we ended up here
May 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Eyyy who’s dat jabroni who’s always got a box o donuts in his hands, ehh?”

“Oh, you mean:”
April 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have never seen something that so perfectly captures the relationship between me and my wife
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Spotify “Swap out your wife and children for better ones”
March 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Their love rejected by society, they look upon the jagged rocks below and prepare to bond eternally in the great beyond
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I was trying to remember the name of Concord
February 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
BREAKING: M&Ms Mascots Found Dead, Face-Down in Pool of Cookie Dough
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Everything okay, babe? You said you wanted the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies Movie Point-and-click MS DOS Game for Valentine’s Day…?

I stare into the reflection of my CRT and wait for her response accompanied by the inevitable 8-bit theme song
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🎶i know what bugs like🎶
🎵i know what flies want🎶
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM