Hyperchicken
hyperchicken.bsky.social
Hyperchicken
@hyperchicken.bsky.social
music-man, audio-guy, chicken-friend
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
Zohran winning is the best thing to happen to this country since Dick Cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
what a terrible night to be a piece of shit
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
please, mr. pumpkineater was my father. call me peter peter
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
referring to david bowie as “dave”
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”

Me “no not really”

also me
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just saw the Charmin movie. It was okay.

* Decent animation
* Plot was good enough
* These are still bears that shit a lot
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
what if they suddenly revealed that tylenol did nothing
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yeah man. That’s the problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i think we peaked here
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
⚠️BREAKING⚠️: Raymond II expected to grant control of Krak des Chevaliers to the Knights Hospitaller by the end of 1142, what this means for the Kurdish people currently garrisoned there 🧵 1/?
August 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
achilles’ heelys
August 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
wife “so what are you gonna do today”

me “no idea”

also me
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
(to the tune of Dani California)

gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma

papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda”
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
you would not believe your ass

if ten million large mouth bass
June 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“will the Grink be there?”, i say to my friend as he rolls his eyes laughing

I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird”
June 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM