Hyperchicken
@hyperchicken.bsky.social
music-man, audio-guy, chicken-friend
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
https://linktr.ee/hyperchicken
Zohran winning is the best thing to happen to this country since Dick Cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Zohran winning is the best thing to happen to this country since Dick Cheney died
what a terrible night to be a piece of shit
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
what a terrible night to be a piece of shit
please, mr. pumpkineater was my father. call me peter peter
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
please, mr. pumpkineater was my father. call me peter peter
referring to david bowie as “dave”
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
referring to david bowie as “dave”
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”
Me “no not really”
also me
Me “no not really”
also me
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Therapist “have you found yourself dissociating lately?”
Me “no not really”
also me
Me “no not really”
also me
Just saw the Charmin movie. It was okay.
* Decent animation
* Plot was good enough
* These are still bears that shit a lot
* Decent animation
* Plot was good enough
* These are still bears that shit a lot
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just saw the Charmin movie. It was okay.
* Decent animation
* Plot was good enough
* These are still bears that shit a lot
* Decent animation
* Plot was good enough
* These are still bears that shit a lot
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I thought it might be nice to compile this all in one place
what if they suddenly revealed that tylenol did nothing
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
what if they suddenly revealed that tylenol did nothing
Yeah man. That’s the problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yeah man. That’s the problem
i think we peaked here
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i think we peaked here
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
inside of you there are two paternal longlegs
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
congratulations Zach Cregger and Weapons for finally giving us the experience that Nicole Kidman wanted for us, she is free
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”
⚠️BREAKING⚠️: Raymond II expected to grant control of Krak des Chevaliers to the Knights Hospitaller by the end of 1142, what this means for the Kurdish people currently garrisoned there 🧵 1/?
August 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
⚠️BREAKING⚠️: Raymond II expected to grant control of Krak des Chevaliers to the Knights Hospitaller by the end of 1142, what this means for the Kurdish people currently garrisoned there 🧵 1/?
wife “so what are you gonna do today”
me “no idea”
also me
me “no idea”
also me
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
wife “so what are you gonna do today”
me “no idea”
also me
me “no idea”
also me
(to the tune of Dani California)
gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma
papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda”
gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma
papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda”
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(to the tune of Dani California)
gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma
papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda”
gettin drinks in the state of Oklahoma
papa calls it “pop” and-a-mama calls it “soda”
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
wait a minute…did you say LastName? of the , , LastNames??
you would not believe your ass
if ten million large mouth bass
if ten million large mouth bass
June 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
you would not believe your ass
if ten million large mouth bass
if ten million large mouth bass
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capcom is calling us all out with this RE9 trailer
“will the Grink be there?”, i say to my friend as he rolls his eyes laughing
I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird”
I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird”
June 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“will the Grink be there?”, i say to my friend as he rolls his eyes laughing
I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird”
I text Jim Grink on the side “sorry man he’s still being weird”
