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Lapsed artist, pro feline, Alfalfa male, maker of things when I get to it to not finish.
How often does the Trump administration fuck up?
Why, every Signal time!
Why, every Signal time!
March 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
How often does the Trump administration fuck up?
Why, every Signal time!
Why, every Signal time!
Any ideas how any sort of insurance would work in the Marvel universe?
February 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Any ideas how any sort of insurance would work in the Marvel universe?
Can we just go ahead and rename the president "Donald Cuck"? After all, he's just gonna sit there and watch Elon fuck the country.
February 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can we just go ahead and rename the president "Donald Cuck"? After all, he's just gonna sit there and watch Elon fuck the country.
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Evidently, "You are the brunette canvas upon which I shall paint our future." is not quite the V-day pickup line I had anticipated. But I'm workshopping it. And a black eye takes what, like, two weeks max to clear up, right?
February 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Evidently, "You are the brunette canvas upon which I shall paint our future." is not quite the V-day pickup line I had anticipated. But I'm workshopping it. And a black eye takes what, like, two weeks max to clear up, right?
Well, you gotta break some eggs to make a really expensive omlette, evidently.
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Well, you gotta break some eggs to make a really expensive omlette, evidently.
"You can't quit me, I fired!"
February 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"You can't quit me, I fired!"
George Santos will forever be my favorite fictional character.
January 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
George Santos will forever be my favorite fictional character.
Not gonna lie, but people who say "not gonna lie" are, in fact, gonna lie.
January 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Not gonna lie, but people who say "not gonna lie" are, in fact, gonna lie.
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They gotta take Elon too plz
They gotta take Elon too plz
Please tell me there's a Simpsons episode where Trump gets elected for a second term but is abducted by Kang and Kodos in a UFO on New Years Eve and we never need hear of him again.
December 23, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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They gotta take Elon too plz
They gotta take Elon too plz
The head that Matt Gaetz uses to think with is packing its bags. The other one remains attached to his neck.
December 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The head that Matt Gaetz uses to think with is packing its bags. The other one remains attached to his neck.
Please tell me there's a Simpsons episode where Trump gets elected for a second term but is abducted by Kang and Kodos in a UFO on New Years Eve and we never need hear of him again.
December 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Please tell me there's a Simpsons episode where Trump gets elected for a second term but is abducted by Kang and Kodos in a UFO on New Years Eve and we never need hear of him again.
The thing about elevator jokes is that they're funny on many levels.
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
The thing about elevator jokes is that they're funny on many levels.
Not to brag or anything, but I can turn a phrase on a dime.
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I can turn a phrase on a dime.
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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It's what Jesus would want!!
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It's what Jesus would want!!
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Republicans are so accustomed to whining from the minority that when they’re actually in the majority and still can’t manage to pass a bill, their automatic reflex is to blame the Democrats.
Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.
Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.
December 20, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Republicans are so accustomed to whining from the minority that when they’re actually in the majority and still can’t manage to pass a bill, their automatic reflex is to blame the Democrats.
Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.
Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.
Some people need to STFU. And I think that goes without saying.
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Some people need to STFU. And I think that goes without saying.
Just because I'm a Grammar Nazi does not make me Anti-semantic.
December 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Just because I'm a Grammar Nazi does not make me Anti-semantic.
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This is why I support DEI. The existing system operates to exclude women and minorities. Period.
December 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
This is why I support DEI. The existing system operates to exclude women and minorities. Period.
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I miss the young RFK Jr.
December 15, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I miss the young RFK Jr.
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Is it just me, or does the war on Christmas start earlier and earlier every year?
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Is it just me, or does the war on Christmas start earlier and earlier every year?