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@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
CO born and raised. he/him. 27.
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
I fear this is the best my bulge has ever looked.
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I fear this is the best my bulge has ever looked.
My morning wood is trying to escape!
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My morning wood is trying to escape!
Anyone else dealing with ravenous morning wood today?
August 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Anyone else dealing with ravenous morning wood today?
Feeling awfully bushy today..
August 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Feeling awfully bushy today..
It’s all in the lighting I swear!
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s all in the lighting I swear!
I lowkey have a master’s now…weird, yet cool 😎
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I lowkey have a master’s now…weird, yet cool 😎
I got this custom made, I hope you like it!
February 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I got this custom made, I hope you like it!
Cheesin’ bc I’m surrounded by bush 🤓
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Cheesin’ bc I’m surrounded by bush 🤓
So how’s your mental health this week?
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So how’s your mental health this week?
Resort hotel bathrooms are pristine for selfies imo
January 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Resort hotel bathrooms are pristine for selfies imo
Had to leave work early to address this growing issue on our bathroom ceiling…they gotta do a full dry wall replacement and I’m simply shaking my fist at the sky (aka upstairs neighbors) for this chaos 😭
January 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Had to leave work early to address this growing issue on our bathroom ceiling…they gotta do a full dry wall replacement and I’m simply shaking my fist at the sky (aka upstairs neighbors) for this chaos 😭
Merry Christmas from someone who ate waaaay too many tamales last night 🫶
December 25, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Merry Christmas from someone who ate waaaay too many tamales last night 🫶
Local burrito shop closing this month…I’m in mourning
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Local burrito shop closing this month…I’m in mourning
Good morning bloomfies ❤️
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Good morning bloomfies ❤️
Currently playing: Kill Alters - Suffocated Xpansion 🫶
December 5, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Currently playing: Kill Alters - Suffocated Xpansion 🫶
Good morning my sweets! Rise and shine 🌞
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Good morning my sweets! Rise and shine 🌞
Post your bottom 5 wrapped.
Honestly though…who tf is Doug Firebaugh 😭
Honestly though…who tf is Doug Firebaugh 😭
December 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Post your bottom 5 wrapped.
Honestly though…who tf is Doug Firebaugh 😭
Honestly though…who tf is Doug Firebaugh 😭
Charli really had her foot on so many necks this year, including mine!
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Charli really had her foot on so many necks this year, including mine!
anyone else feeling a little
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
anyone else feeling a little
Grand rising and Happy Monday my friends ❤️ wishing you well this week as we head into the holidays!
November 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Grand rising and Happy Monday my friends ❤️ wishing you well this week as we head into the holidays!