j(ay)
@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
CO born and raised. he/him. 27.
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
Going on 3 days without busting a nut…how people go any longer than this is beyond me, because I am about to burst.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Going on 3 days without busting a nut…how people go any longer than this is beyond me, because I am about to burst.
To think…I used to be so self-conscious about my body hair…and now I’m obsessed with my bush. Call that growth (literally and figuratively).
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
To think…I used to be so self-conscious about my body hair…and now I’m obsessed with my bush. Call that growth (literally and figuratively).
Waking up to the smell of bacon and fresh brewed coffee the day after Thanksgiving 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Waking up to the smell of bacon and fresh brewed coffee the day after Thanksgiving 🥰
I’m coming to the conclusion that I am such a testicle lover. Balls truly are the epitome. To me!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I’m coming to the conclusion that I am such a testicle lover. Balls truly are the epitome. To me!
Finally playing Detroit: Becoming Human for the first time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Finally playing Detroit: Becoming Human for the first time.
I don’t trust boys who jerk their dick dry.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I don’t trust boys who jerk their dick dry.
I love Joni Mitchell!
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I love Joni Mitchell!
I’m so excited to see my family tomorrow! I often take for granted how close we all live to each other (all within a 90 minute drive of one another), but with varying responsibilities and commitments, it can be hard for us all to come together.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m so excited to see my family tomorrow! I often take for granted how close we all live to each other (all within a 90 minute drive of one another), but with varying responsibilities and commitments, it can be hard for us all to come together.
I love watching the progress of being 67th in line for a e-book hold. Yes, indeed I have moved 24 spots since placing the hold a month ago! Thank you for informing me, public library system!
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I love watching the progress of being 67th in line for a e-book hold. Yes, indeed I have moved 24 spots since placing the hold a month ago! Thank you for informing me, public library system!
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Nothing sets the tone quite like the first poop of the day if you really think abt it
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Nothing sets the tone quite like the first poop of the day if you really think abt it
I’m thankful for bush this holiday. Big up to anyone with a bush nowadays!
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m thankful for bush this holiday. Big up to anyone with a bush nowadays!
Good morning! I would like some boy butt for breakfast again pls!
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good morning! I would like some boy butt for breakfast again pls!
I love posting nudes on my alt 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love posting nudes on my alt 🥰
But I AM craving brunch and mimosas?
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
But I AM craving brunch and mimosas?
If you saw that, no you didn’t.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you saw that, no you didn’t.
Waking up on PTO is truly a blessing. Good morning everyone!
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Waking up on PTO is truly a blessing. Good morning everyone!
Alright, I think it’s time to look at some droopy balls and jerk off.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Alright, I think it’s time to look at some droopy balls and jerk off.
Shout out to my fellow Colorado/Denver baddies 💅🏼
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shout out to my fellow Colorado/Denver baddies 💅🏼
The world needs more lesbians.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The world needs more lesbians.
I’M IN MY GOYARD, YOU GO GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’M IN MY GOYARD, YOU GO GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I am now off work for a week and a half, so I will celebrate by getting naked, getting baked, and enjoying some well-deserved self care 💅🏼
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am now off work for a week and a half, so I will celebrate by getting naked, getting baked, and enjoying some well-deserved self care 💅🏼
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Physically at work, mentally gooning at the bate factory
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Physically at work, mentally gooning at the bate factory
One oomf does nothing but complain…diva, how can I help?
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One oomf does nothing but complain…diva, how can I help?
Now who is gonna come touch tips with me?
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Now who is gonna come touch tips with me?
This is for all my girls, gays, and theys who are working this week. We will survive!
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is for all my girls, gays, and theys who are working this week. We will survive!